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Fashion / Re: Ebola: US Company Makes Ebola T-shirt Mocking Nigeria by Xionez(m): 7:33pm On Oct 19
The idiots and hypocrites. This company's stupidity should be legendary. We all know Ebola is becoming a pandemic and yet, the individual stupidly came and personally transported the virus.....and if that weren't enough, stupidly purchases this useless T-shirt to show the world the extent of his/her foolishness.
He/she may as well buy an "I am American" T-shirt and enter the ISIS region. Tstewwww.

Well, I don't blame some of them. Those foolish ones are always act as Carriers

In 1500-1600, The Europeans (now Americans) transmitted smallpox to the native Indian American populations with devastating results. Lots of settlements were wiped off before immunity was obtained by the remaining survivors.

In c 1700, Colonialists brought Leprosy to us, West Africans, from East Africa or Middle East where the bacterium thrived. It also had an equal devastating result but surprisingly, it was contained. How this happened is yet to be determined, just like Ebola. These same colonialists introduced it to the Americas by the way of slave trade.

And these are just small examples. Let us not delve into the BLACK DEATH (Bubonic plague caused by Yersinia Pestis bacterium) which swept across Asia to Europe with a total death of close to a 100 million. It lasted from 1348-1350 killing half the population of numerous countries. It was carried by "enterprising" merchants involved in silk and other Asian commodity.

SMH.....and here was I, envying their Patriotism and relentless efforts when partaking in their civic duty.
Well, I just hope these awkward bunch are few in number.
If I were the Immigration Officer, I would closely monitor EVERY individual that likes, purchases or expresses interest in this product. There is a HIGH PROBABILITY that they would ship something that makes the collapse of the Soviet Union look like a nursery school rehearsals for a PTA presentation, comparatively speaking.
Celebrities / Re: I Hardly Google Myself To Avoid Heartbreak. -chika Ike by Xionez(m): 10:00am On Oct 19
in one sentence. Do you want to be her publicist?

Yes! grin
Celebrities / Re: MBGN Anna Banner Is In Love With Flavour Nabania.-proof Attached. by Xionez(m): 4:41am On Oct 19
Classic Third World problem for parents.

You send your daughter to read and she is over there, playing Man City vs
Rangers FC.

She had better manage with the Ada Ada.mp3 on her phone and leave matter for Mattew.
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To My Driver. How Do I Handle This? by Xionez(m): 4:32am On Oct 19

O boy, see groove. Which brand of perfume abi na toothpaste the guy dey use so?!
Romance / Re: Think Twice, Before Letting Go by Xionez(m): 4:23am On Oct 19
Eyahh. Nice piece there. A real food for thought.

...............But I ain't buying that sh*t. Lolz

Naija babes have converted a Mugu into a die-hard Diplomat. Always take everything like a pinch of salt. We can date without the added benefits but as for that part where u carry "my house host other guyz" letter EN OO.....NO!!!
Celebrities / Re: I Hardly Google Myself To Avoid Heartbreak. -chika Ike by Xionez(m): 3:23am On Oct 19
To be frank, I like Chika Ike and if I were her publicist, I would have picked a secluded, enchanting, serene, untouched, pollution free and unspoiled resort or island. That way, one gets in touch with his/her inner self, feels at peace and refreshed during and after her getaway.

How the business-like air of Abu Dhabi accomplishes things other than depression remains to be seen by me.
She might as well pack in suits and a briefcase for a "getaway"

Nevada is another place if one loves being around people. But Manager, Entrepreneurs, Officers of Industries and most celebs choose areas where they can take the much needed RnR without the stress,noise and business included. Their secretaries, managers, PROs, publicist etc should manage the rest while they are gone.

Well, as they say, different strokes for different folks!
Celebrities / Re: Is Funke Akindele Bleaching? by Xionez(m): 2:50am On Oct 19 is just her skin reacting favorably to the medicaments which were applied continuously and topically on the epidermal region of her skin to bring about a much needed or desired change and as such, results in a face-palm by her maker and an unfavorable change in the nature of the skin as time goes by when age decides to walk hand in hand with her, during which she would resemble a hyena or a jackal with characteristic fair portions amongst the normal brown color.

......but that's not my problem #weed


Celebrities / Re: Peter Of Psquare And Annie Idibia Now A Owner Of Gold Plated Iphone (pix) by Xionez(m): 2:11am On Oct 19
Abeg who get Nokia Charger?

Big mouth?

As for the iPhones, I have just one word.......UGLY!
Steve Jobs must be rotating in his grave. Jony Ive will surely frown upon using an UGLY font and an equally UGLY design on that beautiful phone.

Looks like what apprentice welders would do when trying to inscribe their initials on a piece of iron.
Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Look At The Pic And Answer YES Or No by Xionez(m): 7:45pm On Oct 17
Jail fr all d males av com in contact wiv especially ma dad, brodas and my HE grin

And your HE-wetin?........He-Goat undecided

cheesy cheesy grin grin wink
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actresses And Their Mansion Houses (Picture) by Xionez(m): 7:28pm On Oct 17
OP, u sure sey u get Geney's address right?

O boy, that place no be here o. I hope the interior is as sophisticated as the exterior.
Celebrities / Re: Hot!! Afrocandy Leaks Hot Pics Online by Xionez(m): 7:23pm On Oct 17
Ewoooo chiiii mooooo
My eyes......what happened to my eyes........this girl has finished me o!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Xionez(m): 7:09pm On Oct 17
First and foremost, TISSUE!. Forget sey one suppose dey, just make it a habit to carry one and you will never be caught "unawares".

Second, my plastic seat with a hole at the bottom. So that I can relax wella.

Thirdly, my trusty tablet loaded with Sven Hassel's books to take my mind off the final digestive process.

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Car Talk / Re: Ayo Fayose's New Official Ride (PHOTOS) 1957 Mercedes Benz 220S Sedan by Xionez(m): 6:54pm On Oct 17
O that's what I call Vintage!!!
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebs With Their Kids by Xionez(m): 4:14pm On Jul 22
Tuface and his many many
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebs With Their Kids by Xionez(m): 4:08pm On Jul 22
Felvet: Ewo! See swag.

As in ehhhhnnnn. Didnt know when "Damn!!!" flew out of my mouth.
Them get am ho ha especially his daughter. Simple, well angled pose that booms like a sack of grenades.
Phone/Internet Market / Neat Iphone 4s 16gb Factory Unlocked For Sale by Xionez(m): 6:06pm On Jun 29
Neat white iPhone 4S factory unlocked for sale @ 53k. Available in Lagos state only.

Will upload pics as soon as i can.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphones For Sale (Updated) by Xionez(m): 5:44pm On Jun 29
Do u do phone trade-ins?
How much do i get for a new iPhone 5c black 32GB if im to trade in a factory unlocked iPhone 4S 16GB
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Memorial Service On 10th December 2013 by Xionez(m): 12:38am On Dec 11, 2013
FACT: This is by far the largest turnout of World Leaders at any unofficial event in history at a short notice.
Even UN General meeting can't boast of this numbers. Within 3 days, appointments had been cleared and date set aside on most former and current world leaders

Its the largest turnout by a black, largest by an African and the largest gathering of leaders in Africa.

I'm happy I lived to see this because our present generation can't boast of this. Even in 50 years, going by the caliber of people we have in this World.

Madiba, even in death, you made an feat unequaled by people of your time.

In typical naija sense, "Corpse pass corpse".

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Phones / Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Xionez(m): 12:48pm On Sep 17, 2013
Iphone 4
Iphone 4S
Iphone 5
Iphone 5S ; Iphone 5C
Iphone 6. ; Iphone 5CS?....or Iphone 6C?
If so, then
Iphone 6S ; Iphone 6CSS?...or Iphone 6C2....or Iphone 6CC

Na wa o. Apple branding also got upgraded....its now Sammy. cheesy

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Phones / Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Xionez(m): 12:40pm On Sep 17, 2013
ladunsky: To view lastest iphones http:///1ehnbOW

Sister mi, this one no be Samsung dat everyday, pesin need keep record of latest phones everyday grin grin

Just catching fun, no vex.

Oya! On a serious note, guyz, I got a wee bit of a problem. I've got a locked iPhone 4 and I wanna free the thing from its bondage. How do I go about it?
Phones / Re: iPhone Killer Apps 2 by Xionez(m): 8:43pm On Jan 14, 2013

I don tire. So finally finally pesin done do the deed for me, ho ha. Thank God the guy just kept mute, I for tear him mouth with slap.

I hear say dem wan release the iOS6.1.1 update this week. Abeg I dey wait make dem do am sharpaly make these guyz release the jailbreak. Na Apple dem dey wait for.
In another news, this iOS6 get k-leg. I never see the Passbook bruhaha but as for Apple Maps, seeing is believeing and mehn, I SAW. Apple really messed up. Its that bad. Thank God, Google Maps is free.

You guyz should update and see for yourselves grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In One Sentence, Convince An Employer You Are The Best. by Xionez(m): 5:42pm On Jan 12, 2013
Since I'm into Marketing.

When they pop the question, all I just need to say is "Trust me, I can sell you something you don't need or tell you something that will influence your purchasing habits" grin
Fashion / Re: Picture: Omotola Without Makeup (beautiful!) by Xionez(m): 5:02pm On Dec 21, 2012
Omotola without make up......AND SO WHAT?!!!!!
Webmasters / Re: Cosmo, The Hacker ‘god’ Who Fell To Earth - MUST READ (PART 2) by Xionez(m): 4:55pm On Dec 21, 2012
Brain miss road.

This Cosmo guy is really a social guru. The funny thing is that he didn't do it for the money, unlike most of our Nigerian guyz, he did it for the fun of it. Imagine.

If he were a Nigerian, he would be a God with free salary from companies. Leech allowances and other big checks from politicians who don't even know how much they have in their account. The list is endless.

My salute goes to him, wouldnt want this guy adding my name to Interpol list.
Forum Games / Re: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by Xionez(m): 11:44pm On Dec 15, 2012
Place To Be - Slaughterhouse Ft B.o.B. cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by Xionez(m): 11:40pm On Dec 15, 2012
Talked Into Making Enormous Decisions

Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Xionez(m): 11:34pm On Dec 15, 2012
No need. Don't you know he has a sizable collection of these cartoons?
Forum Games / Re: Slap, Kiss, Hug, Peck, Smooch, S3x, Punch or KILL by Xionez(m): 11:33pm On Dec 15, 2012

Nighty Night to all sleepy heads. :p
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by Xionez(m): 11:30pm On Dec 15, 2012
Forum Games / Re: Look at the person's username above you and think of a nickname by Xionez(m): 11:29pm On Dec 15, 2012
Forum Games / Re: Words Ending With 'ing' by Xionez(m): 11:26pm On Dec 15, 2012
Scoping grin
Forum Games / Re: If U Were In The Same Room With The Person Above U,what Will U Do? (part 2) by Xionez(m): 11:25pm On Dec 15, 2012
Wash my plate and place it next to hers. Biko, don't forget me.

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