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Celebrities / Re: Justin Bieber Commences 21st Birthday Celebration by Xionez(m): 4:53pm On Feb 28
Wia d pishures of the restored ride na?
I just spent part of my 4GB on this page and I expect relevant pishures not some kid with a flaming hair!!
Wetin I go carry him do?
Celebrities / Re: HILARIOUS Conversation Between Nigerian Mum & Daughter Over Viral Blue Dress by Xionez(m): 4:48pm On Feb 28
Mothers. Killing the fun since 350BC

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Ogbodo Shares Hot 'bikini' Body In Bed - Photo by Xionez(m): 4:45pm On Feb 28
Na wia the HOTNESS dey?
I no dey see am o abi na different picshures una dey view?
Celebrities / Re: “I Cannot Marry Flavour Even If He Proposes” – Chidinma by Xionez(m): 4:43pm On Feb 28
Chidinma.
Killing me softly since 2003
Family / Re: Do You Remember This Lamp? Share Your Experiences Here by Xionez(m): 4:36pm On Feb 28
If the thing has charging port, e for sell wella.







DAMN, Battery don die. Who get USB cable?
Romance / Re: If You Were Asked To Get Married Under This Condition by Xionez(m): 7:48pm On Feb 25
00....WTF!
How can I get married in my Old Man's balls...I'm not Gay undecided
Romance / Re: Why It Seems Like Most Guys Tend To Quit The Relationship After Sex Is Involved by Xionez(m): 7:41pm On Feb 25
All these people wey dey murder the use of Capslock.

Well, if you ask me, I would say maybe they didn't get what was advertised. Simples!










And OP, Please give your device Compulsory Leave. It deserves it after what you have done to it by typing this topic of discussion.
Romance / Re: What Do Guys Really Love About Girls? by Xionez(m): 7:28pm On Feb 25
1toRtoiSe1:
only broke dudes want a piece of what they can't afford. Rich dudes take good care of the material before they even realize it comes with those packages.

SMH. Who told you?
How many rich fellas take good care of the material BEFORE realizing it comes with "those" packages.
Please, they already know and divert resources to get those packages. Materials be damned.
Aint nobody gat time for that.


Why not "Sensible dudes takes good care..." undecided
Romance / Re: What Do Guys Really Love About Girls? by Xionez(m): 7:19pm On Feb 25
1toRtoiSe1:
only broke dudes want a piece of what they can't afford. Rich dudes take good care of the material before they even realize it comes with those packages.
Romance / Re: Ladies Who Would You Choose From These Men? by Xionez(m): 7:16pm On Feb 25
missjenna:
Sorry op, but I don't need any of these men when I have my handsome, intelligent, Nigerian men cool

At least someone here isn't feasting on FANTASY!
Romance / Re: Wow...what A Pix...check It Out by Xionez(m): 7:01pm On Feb 25
Lemme dedicate this space to that kid. That damn fine kid!









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Romance / Re: Woman Watching 50 Shades Of Grey In Mexico Arrested For self-servicing... by Xionez(m): 3:26pm On Feb 24
If na Silverbird, one useless guy would offer to help her wink
Romance / Re: 30 Ways To Tell If A Girl Likes In Pictures! by Xionez(m): 3:19pm On Feb 24
nairabetguru:

Number 32: When she ask's for your Atm Pin wink

Number 33: When she redecorates your bathroom with her cosmetics.
Celebrities / Re: Ageless Beauty: 60 Year Old Woman Looks 18 Without Plastic Surgery! (Photos) by Xionez(m): 3:05pm On Feb 24
Okay na. The eyes have seen, the mouth has dropped.

It must be combinations of all those fake chinko skin products they market about.

#runs off to the market to subscribe for chinko beauty products. I still have time!!!#

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Celebrities / Re: Dis Na Temptation! Peter Okoye Has Come Again! by Xionez(m): 7:37pm On Feb 16
If I comment, I may be labelled as gay (no offense to reps out there).
Make I use back door. See ya!
Celebrities / Re: See Gobe! Flavour’s Felt In Love Sceen While Kissing Chidima by Xionez(m): 7:33pm On Feb 16
#suddenly clutches his heart#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

#slumps on his chair#

Chidinma has killed me. Why? Chidinma Why?
I taught we were ment to be together.
You are the poster girl of a true African.
Short "original" black hair.
Twinkling eyes that bind
Lips to be captured every morning
Good physique to spend every night exploring...
And that sweet delicate smile that seems to hold my heart at ransom.

Oh God why this torture.... sad















*Chisos my MB don finIsh!
Food / Re: Strange Things You Have Found In Your Food by Xionez(m): 3:36pm On Feb 16
Mine was extremely strange.
I had woken up on that faithful day and after going through my schedule and checking by finances for that day, I decided on having something to chow on once I get back from class. Since I was the only one around, I made stew and left it in the fridge.
I had my bath and went for my 8am class. I got there only to find that it would actually hold by 1pm.

I decided to come back prepare rice to go with the stew before I kicked off for the postponed class.
I made the rice and brought out my chilled stew. What greeted me on opening the pot, was a CRISP CHICKEN LAP. shocked shocked shocked !!!
It was brown, thick and golden like the famous World Cup.
I poked it around and determined it to be real and surely containing more than 60g of Protein, it was really strange but no time. Man must chop before all man return from wherever

I quickly made the rice and did the necessary digestion.

It was one of the strangest but welcomed things I have seen.










P.S. Strangely, after eating, I picked up my phone to find 11 missed calls from my flat-mate. Up till this day, I don't know why he called me. undecided
The day I asked, his eyes immediately turned red, so I decided since to bury the matter. Dia is God o!
Politics / Re: President Jonathan To Expose Obasanjo's Personal Demands - Guardian Newspaper by Xionez(m): 3:00pm On Feb 16
Sincerely, I didn't pass the second paragraph but I was able to deduce one fact: This OP must be a Lawyer.

This has to take the award for the LONGEST THREAD TOPIC OF THE MONTH ,FEB 2015

More grease to ya keyboard!
Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Linus Is Looking So HOT In These Her New Pictures (PHOTOS) by Xionez(m): 12:44pm On Feb 16
MizTyna:


Check again undecided


Where in particular?!
Celebrities / Re: ‘she Is Only A Baby’ – Amber Rose Blasts Kylie Jenner by Xionez(m): 12:42pm On Feb 16
Haters goona hate.

the old danfo knows she is about getting sidelined.

WizKhalifa would be laughing in his jacuzzi
Celebrities / Re: Singer Owes More Money Than Reported - Reporter Claims by Xionez(m): 12:33pm On Feb 16
And in another news....D'banj's current girlfriend bought a new ride worth millions.






Hope that him WAEC still dey intact and rat never chop the certificate finish.
Celebrities / Re: Away Match!! Lady’s Cheating Habit Exposed Few Days To Wedding By Doctors by Xionez(m): 12:30pm On Feb 16
Wait till when the pastor says "If anyone is against this marriage, speak now or forever hold ya peace"

Then calmly say "YES!!!" and walk away.

The sweet life. cool
Celebrities / Re: UNBELIEVABLE!!! Kanye West Threw Out Kim Kardashian's Clothes. by Xionez(m): 12:27pm On Feb 16
And what's so "UNBELIEVABLE" about that?.....wobbish!!!
Celebrities / Re: Omowunmi Akinnifesi & Omotola Jolade Ekeinde Hang Out Together [Photos] by Xionez(m): 12:18pm On Feb 16
E be like sey pesin pass gas for the last pic.

Omotola looks like someone battling to smile and not inhale an offensive odour at the same time.
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by Xionez(m): 11:58am On Feb 16
RedBenson:


Your Phada yansh. Bastard!

grin grin grin
See ur di.ck like toothpick.
Celebrities / Re: Adorable-tonto Dikeh Poses With Her Family by Xionez(m): 11:54am On Feb 16
See eh, I go begin dey ban any thread wey no carry picshure.
Like eating white rice without stew...forget meat, dat one no even follow.
Celebrities / Re: [photos] Frank Edoho And His Wife Are Drunk In Love by Xionez(m): 11:48am On Feb 16
OP, I don't see any bottle of Origin o!
How u come take know sey dem dey drunk!
Celebrities / Re: HOT PHOTOS: Things Some Actress Post On Instagram These Days Though! See More.. by Xionez(m): 11:44am On Feb 16
Wia pishures na....dia is God o!
Celebrities / Re: "Tyga Should Be Ashamed Of Dating A 17-yr-old Child" by Xionez(m): 11:35am On Feb 16
Don't blame Tyga. He is thinking on the long run unlike some nig-gas who go for what's on ground..
After observing Kim and Khloe's shape and backside, u can't castigate him for "investing" in a likely prospect from the Kardashian family.

Even if she doesn't develop such, the babe oozes class and carriage. And if she does, her figure combined with her sweet angelic face, would be breath taking.

Rose would be feeling like an old danfo in like 2yrs time, maybe that's why she hating.
Like if u agree. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by Xionez(m): 11:11am On Feb 16
OP, I sincerely wish I could reach into my screen and backslap that ya your head like he-goat balls. Hw u go dey ask dat kin question...u be woman.
BTW it is "fond" not "fun"!...na forge u forge certificate abi?!

grin grin Just kidding bro, one love wink
Celebrities / Re: Actress Angela Okorie's Valentine's Picture Her Husband Mustn't See by Xionez(m): 11:22pm On Feb 15
E-yaa-maa. What manner of madness is this?!

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