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Phones / Re: This Man Threw His Iphone 7+ Off The World’s Tallest Building(photos) by Xionez(m): 12:29pm
That moment when you are frantically searching your empty purse for change...and an iPhone7 lands inside it.

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Mbong Amata For Revealing Too Much In Her Dress At A London Event by Xionez(m): 12:11pm
When the tailor forgets to add an elastic band.

Seems to me that the only thing holding that dress is her upper arms. Once she raises her elbow outwards...oh boy.
Celebrities / Re: Angelina Jolie Gets Full Custody Of Their 6 Children by Xionez(m): 11:48am
Lol. Calm down. They adopted some.
Women and controversy. One must stir up another.
Celebrities / Re: Men Masturbate With My Pictures – Actress, Anita Joseph by Xionez(m): 11:43am
My reaction right now.
Well, one excitement is another man's disgust.
Vaseline crew, hope the exchange rate isn't affecting the cost of Vaseline?!.

Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Releases New Photos Of Himself Shirtless(photos) by Xionez(m): 11:34am
Something is wrong with his head. It looks...big undecided
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan And Toni Tones Are Fierce In Blue Themed Photos by Xionez(m): 12:39pm On Sep 07
The wonders of BLUE Shirt Whiteners when used in excess.

EDIT: Can't find my own o. OMG, who come move am na?!
Something I use last week Friday.
So had it been that i didnt see any need to upload a PIC, I wouldn't have realized this disappearance.
Cynthia Morgan and co, i hope my own no follow o.
Science/Technology / Re: Brazzers Porn Account Holders Exposed By Hackers by Xionez(m): 12:38pm On Sep 07
Lalasticala, check if your name is there o.
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out The Top 6 Pictures Haters Will Say It's PHOTOSHOP by Xionez(m): 12:37pm On Sep 07
Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwurah Flaunts B00bs In Gorgeous Outfit (photos) by Xionez(m): 12:35pm On Sep 07
I'm not here to comment. Just to stake my claim on both FTC and FP cuz we all know one thing, boobies are involved.

Oga, get you images correctly. Better still upload them rather than linking them.
Sports / Re: Is This Football's Most Expensive Game Ever? The HALF A BILLION Pound Manchester by Xionez(m): 12:33pm On Sep 07
...and if you guys don't carry the EPL and UCL cup, then it would be a DISGRACE of INFINITE MAGNITUDE!!!!!
Career / Re: Lagos Banker Sacked For Tweeting About Hating His Job by Xionez(m): 5:59pm On Sep 05
Lol. Small world. What about all those that retweeted, how far with them?


Business / Re: When Naira Still Had Value! Just Imagine.. by Xionez(m): 4:37pm On Sep 02
7k for wedding...if I hear.
Nigerian currency has lost direction.

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Celebrities / Re: “big Bum Bum Is Dangerous” – Between Lynxxx And A Fan On OAP Gbemi’s Photo. by Xionez(m): 9:39pm On Aug 23
Hmmm, some "brothers in the Lord" are can very funny.
How does he know that Bum Bum is dangerous if he hasn't fallen balls deep into temptation.
And here he is putting another fellow in check.
Whats that saying about Logs and speck again?

Come to think of it, what is constructivecritic actually saying biko?

Autos / Re: New Keke Napep With Air Conditioner (photos) by Xionez(m): 9:25pm On Aug 23
Made in where?!

Im not about to admire the product of someone elses economy. My own house is on fire!
Politics / Re: We Will Sell Attack Aircraft To Nigeria, If They Can Afford It: John Kerry by Xionez(m): 9:17pm On Aug 23
If we find it difficult to maintain our economy, na F-XX we go carry put ontop head.
Lets revive our industries first. An idle hand is an extremist workshop.

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Education / Re: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by Xionez(m): 3:38pm On Aug 20
so thats were our NEPA pole went to...
Phones / Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by Xionez(m): 8:28am On Aug 20
some people just have hatred for this glo network. i honestly dont know why. i m using glo 6gb for 2k and i currently stay in kaduna. after my sub i plan on moving to the 10gb plan cos i download alot and i dont experience glitches whatsoever. i watch youtube video without buffing and even fast forward most times.
using speed test, glo clocked 3.7 mps over here. if that is not fast i wonder what is fast. as regards dose complaining about glo switching on their gps i dont know the kind of fone you are using that will give a mobile network the authority to on yur network. pls note, i cn switch to any network as long as the network is gud enuf and the price is reasonable enough.

Lemme assume its just settings. Whats is your own like?
Screenshots prefered.
Phones / Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by Xionez(m): 6:42am On Aug 20
Same here o...and its not funny.
Seriously thinking of porting back to MTN. Whats 2Gig data when you cant use it to browse and update properly. I will rather get 1.5GB and get reliable performance.
It can't even open normal sites, even Gloworld.com takes like forever to load.
Speeds which too low for a modem use.

Called them and below are the end results...

7018 - "Dear Customer, Your Network Signal Issues Ref: GLO 1-2873083954 is expected to be resolved within 48 HRS. Glo Unlimited!!!"

7018 - " Dear Customer, Your Network Signal Issues Ref: GLO 1-2873083954 request has been resolved. Glo Unlimited!!!"

And bro is still getting 13KB/s on 3G network more than 72hours after. These are EDGE speeds petes sakes.
..in this data age.

Used to boast about them, now i am hiding face. Can't recommend them. If they are throttling the ish because of the increased number of subscribers, then why 20KB/s and not 70KB/s or 100KB/s that is slightly okay to be used for desktop browsing.

Well, waiting for my rent to finish so i can pack my load and vamoose.


Celebrities / Re: Photos: Adaeze Yobo And Her Sons Vacation In Dubai by Xionez(m): 12:21pm On Aug 17
Lovely. Especially the 3rd and 4th photo.

Good thing she didn't cut off their heads. lol
Celebrities / Re: Angry Fans Come For Tonto Dike For Cutting Off Her Son's Face In New Photo by Xionez(m): 12:03pm On Aug 17
Well, i will assume Tonto is not proud of him. Full stop.

But still, she has a habit of doing just that so lemme go to the thread containing photos of Actors & Actresses with their kids. Some damn cute photos in there.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 6-Month-Old Son, Fans Blast Her Over Faceless Pic by Xionez(m): 11:16am On Aug 17
Its only women that conceive "away goals" or kidnap/purchase babies (the height of it) that cover their faces #justsaying

Abroad, there are a lot of paparazzi with different categories (or lumens) of flash on their cameras (most are even of floodlight grade). Constant exposure on the tender eyes of the poor infant can cause emotional or behavioral changes hence the warranted media protection.

BUT THIS IS NAIJA wia people no send you and wouldn't be caught hounding you just to snatch an image of your kid (well, except if you like Dangote). So its either you want us to partake in your joy or you want us to assume the assumptions.

I thought it was none of my business then i realized that the image is made public and the internet is a free world.


Politics / Re: I Won’t Recognise Convention Outcome – Sheriff by Xionez(m): 8:43am On Aug 17
Politics / Re: Plateau Signs Memorandum With Land Owners by Xionez(m): 8:40am On Aug 17
Legally done. I applaud you, sir.

Went to find out which individual exactly owns the land for ages past and dialogued with them.
Some Governors would just point to a location, give authorization to forces to raid the place, then call in the bulldozers, set fire to what is left and finally call it a day /term well spent.
Funny thing is the project would stop halfway.
Politics / Re: I Will Report Corrupt Judges To NJC, CJN – Sheriff by Xionez(m): 8:19am On Aug 17
Sheriff is truely a parasite.

Imagine someone that just came into PDP in 2014 tussling for the Leadership of a loyal member, Makarfi, who has been there since 1999.

This is what happens when you accept a bully into your house. There shall be no rest.

A party that is destroyed from outside would rise again, but one that is destroyed from within would definitely be dead.
Cut out the cancer that is Sheriff and PDP would rise again.

But who would want that after experiencing several years of stagnant economy and military-style looting in a democratic era.


Celebrities / Re: Groom Made To Kiss Bride's Ass During Their Traditional Marriage (photos) by Xionez(m): 12:03pm On Aug 16
Just release better fart...e eye go clear.
Sports / Re: Shaunae Miller Dives Across Finish Line To Win Gold Medal by Xionez(m): 11:53am On Aug 16
when ur village people reason ur matter and your like "Over my dead body"
Celebrities / Re: See All The Glam Photos From Comedian Kevin Hart Wedding by Xionez(m): 6:20pm On Aug 14
Low key FTW
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardeshian Looking Stunning And Slimmer As She Steps Out In Black Outfit by Xionez(m): 6:20pm On Aug 14
Is it just me or does her shape looks "one kine".


Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Attends An Event In Bra (Photos) by Xionez(m): 6:13pm On Aug 14
Hmmm, and someone is pleading for Nigerians to stop Celeb bullying.
Well, easy prey gets all the predators attention.
Jokes Etc / Re: Plz Why Do Sellers Sell Suya At Night Y Nt In The Afternoon by Xionez(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14
Because in the afternoon, they are preparing the meat from the cow they butchered in the morning. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Di’ja Finally Reveals Her Son’s Face! by Xionez(m): 6:04pm On Aug 14
Cute dude!

Going by this timeline "...The singer got engaged in 2014, got married in 2015 and welcomed her son in 2016...", we should expect a girl by 2017, abi?!

Hope she gets her mum's physique 'specially d slender neck.

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