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|Music/Radio / Re: Nairalanders: Do You Still Listen To Radio Programs? by Xionez(m): 6:58pm On Dec 12|
*checks for Radio app on my iPhone 6....none....on my iPad Air 2.....none*
Oga, abeg wetin be "radio"?
Is it a new feature invented for phones?
|Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade Ekeinde to Celebrate 20years In Entertainment by Xionez(m): 2:24pm On Dec 01|
O boy, 20 years no be beans o.
Mama Omotola, hang ya towel na, u never bath finish?
|Politics / Re: Dangote's Cement Price Drop Was To Support GEJ's Agenda by Xionez(m): 9:23am On Nov 04|
My thoughts exactly. Once this election ends, it may go higher irrespective of who wins.
Electricity or production problems would be cited as silly excuses.
Nigeria, land of political extremists.
|Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Who Dies In This Picture? by Xionez(m): 2:28pm On Nov 03|
-D- would have headache / die from the force of the ball as it finally reaches ground state. He has like 32% chance of surviving if the hallow part of the ball lodges over his head.
-C- would give testimony if the weight of the first ball is smaller (less than 20kg) than the second ball.
-B- wouldn't even know what happened
-A- would surely be able to upload the event on YouTube due to the perfect vantage point!
As for E, he would have hospital/mortuary bills to pay for. Not including the funeral bills, insurance bills and pension plan for his victims family.
But it all depends on the mass of the ball which wasn't given.
|Celebrities / Re: Femi Otedola On The Cover Of Forbes Africa Magazine (photo) by Xionez(m): 12:54pm On Nov 02|
Femi, jus dey warm dat seat for me.
Once I enter, you go stand up sharpally.
|Celebrities / Re: Miley Cyrus Bares Boobsssssss In Scandalous Outfit At Amfar 2014 by Xionez(m): 5:56pm On Oct 31|
Well half a
Got it, Flaunt it.
|Celebrities / Re: Exclusive: Leaked Pictures Of Riri Wearing Clothes by Xionez(m): 5:49pm On Oct 31|
Looks like hell is about freezing over.....and Winter/Harmattan is a month away.
Or was it Photoshopped.....you never know.
|Sports / Re: Nigeria Female Footballers (off-pitch Photos) by Xionez(m): 5:28pm On Oct 31|
Lawd, have mercy.
Oh boy, these ones fit snap a guys pillar like toothpick without using hands
|Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Look Bad Without Make-up by Xionez(m): 5:12pm On Oct 31|
.......muahahahahahaaaaaaa.....stop...ittttt.....you....arrrr.....killinnnn.....meeeee..hahahaha...muahahahah...JESU......what have I done to deserve this......lololololol.
*falls from chair*
|Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Xionez(m): 10:36am On Oct 29|
Didn't you see the question that was asked?
|Forum Games / Re: Answer A Question With A Question Reloaded by Xionez(m): 11:26pm On Oct 27|
Are you expecting me to answer that?
|Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Worst Dressed Celebrities In Nigeria by Xionez(m): 11:20pm On Oct 27|
Mbong Amatah no follow o!
Wetin dey for those pics na?
|Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Mind Dating A Younger Man Now – Ara by Xionez(m): 12:50pm On Oct 25|
Is it just me or does this woman oozes desperation?
|Romance / Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Xionez(m): 12:40pm On Oct 25|
Na we we o!!!
We be members of the "Monitoring Committee" setup by Oga Seun.
|Fashion / Re: Ebola: US Company Makes Ebola T-shirt Mocking Nigeria by Xionez(m): 7:33pm On Oct 19|
The idiots and hypocrites. This company's stupidity should be legendary. We all know Ebola is becoming a pandemic and yet, the individual stupidly came and personally transported the virus.....and if that weren't enough, stupidly purchases this useless T-shirt to show the world the extent of his/her foolishness.
He/she may as well buy an "I am American" T-shirt and enter the ISIS region. Tstewwww.
Well, I don't blame some of them. Those foolish ones are always act as Carriers
In 1500-1600, The Europeans (now Americans) transmitted smallpox to the native Indian American populations with devastating results. Lots of settlements were wiped off before immunity was obtained by the remaining survivors.
In c 1700, Colonialists brought Leprosy to us, West Africans, from East Africa or Middle East where the bacterium thrived. It also had an equal devastating result but surprisingly, it was contained. How this happened is yet to be determined, just like Ebola. These same colonialists introduced it to the Americas by the way of slave trade.
And these are just small examples. Let us not delve into the BLACK DEATH (Bubonic plague caused by Yersinia Pestis bacterium) which swept across Asia to Europe with a total death of close to a 100 million. It lasted from 1348-1350 killing half the population of numerous countries. It was carried by "enterprising" merchants involved in silk and other Asian commodity.
SMH.....and here was I, envying their Patriotism and relentless efforts when partaking in their civic duty.
Well, I just hope these awkward bunch are few in number.
If I were the Immigration Officer, I would closely monitor EVERY individual that likes, purchases or expresses interest in this product. There is a HIGH PROBABILITY that they would ship something that makes the collapse of the Soviet Union look like a nursery school rehearsals for a PTA presentation, comparatively speaking.
|Celebrities / Re: I Hardly Google Myself To Avoid Heartbreak. -chika Ike by Xionez(m): 10:00am On Oct 19|
|Celebrities / Re: MBGN Anna Banner Is In Love With Flavour Nabania.-proof Attached. by Xionez(m): 4:41am On Oct 19|
Classic Third World problem for parents.
You send your daughter to read and she is over there, playing Man City vs
She had better manage with the Ada Ada.mp3 on her phone and leave matter for Mattew.
|Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To My Driver. How Do I Handle This? by Xionez(m): 4:32am On Oct 19|
O boy, see groove. Which brand of perfume abi na toothpaste the guy dey use so?!
|Romance / Re: Think Twice, Before Letting Go by Xionez(m): 4:23am On Oct 19|
Eyahh. Nice piece there. A real food for thought.
...............But I ain't buying that sh*t. Lolz
Naija babes have converted a Mugu into a die-hard Diplomat. Always take everything like a pinch of salt. We can date without the added benefits but as for that part where u carry "my house host other guyz".....capital letter EN OO.....NO!!!
|Celebrities / Re: I Hardly Google Myself To Avoid Heartbreak. -chika Ike by Xionez(m): 3:23am On Oct 19|
To be frank, I like Chika Ike and if I were her publicist, I would have picked a secluded, enchanting, serene, untouched, pollution free and unspoiled resort or island. That way, one gets in touch with his/her inner self, feels at peace and refreshed during and after her getaway.
How the business-like air of Abu Dhabi accomplishes things other than depression remains to be seen by me.
She might as well pack in suits and a briefcase for a "getaway"
Nevada is another place if one loves being around people. But Manager, Entrepreneurs, Officers of Industries and most celebs choose areas where they can take the much needed RnR without the stress,noise and business included. Their secretaries, managers, PROs, publicist etc should manage the rest while they are gone.
Well, as they say, different strokes for different folks!
|Celebrities / Re: Is Funke Akindele Bleaching? by Xionez(m): 2:50am On Oct 19|
Nope.....it is just her skin reacting favorably to the medicaments which were applied continuously and topically on the epidermal region of her skin to bring about a much needed or desired change and as such, results in a face-palm by her maker and an unfavorable change in the nature of the skin as time goes by when age decides to walk hand in hand with her, during which she would resemble a hyena or a jackal with characteristic fair portions amongst the normal brown color.
......but that's not my problem #weed
|Celebrities / Re: Peter Of Psquare And Annie Idibia Now A Owner Of Gold Plated Iphone (pix) by Xionez(m): 2:11am On Oct 19|
As for the iPhones, I have just one word.......UGLY!
Steve Jobs must be rotating in his grave. Jony Ive will surely frown upon using an UGLY font and an equally UGLY design on that beautiful phone.
Looks like what apprentice welders would do when trying to inscribe their initials on a piece of iron.
|Celebrities / Re: Hilarious Look At The Pic And Answer YES Or No by Xionez(m): 7:45pm On Oct 17|
And your HE-wetin?........He-Goat
|Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actresses And Their Mansion Houses (Picture) by Xionez(m): 7:28pm On Oct 17|
OP, u sure sey u get Geney's address right?
O boy, that place no be here o. I hope the interior is as sophisticated as the exterior.
|Celebrities / Re: Hot!! Afrocandy Leaks Hot Pics Online by Xionez(m): 7:23pm On Oct 17|
Ewoooo chiiii mooooo
My eyes......what happened to my eyes........this girl has finished me o!!!!
|Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Take With You To The Toilet. by Xionez(m): 7:09pm On Oct 17|
First and foremost, TISSUE!. Forget sey one suppose dey, just make it a habit to carry one and you will never be caught "unawares".
Second, my plastic seat with a hole at the bottom. So that I can relax wella.
Thirdly, my trusty tablet loaded with Sven Hassel's books to take my mind off the final digestive process.
|Car Talk / Re: Ayo Fayose's New Official Ride (PHOTOS) 1957 Mercedes Benz 220S Sedan by Xionez(m): 6:54pm On Oct 17|
O boy......now that's what I call Vintage!!!
|Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebs With Their Kids by Xionez(m): 4:14pm On Jul 22|
Tuface and his many many chedriens.....lol
|Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebs With Their Kids by Xionez(m): 4:08pm On Jul 22|
Felvet: Ewo! See swag.
As in ehhhhnnnn. Didnt know when "Damn!!!" flew out of my mouth.
Them get am ho ha especially his daughter. Simple, well angled pose that booms like a sack of grenades.
|Phone/Internet Market / Neat Iphone 4s 16gb Factory Unlocked For Sale by Xionez(m): 6:06pm On Jun 29|
Neat white iPhone 4S factory unlocked for sale @ 53k. Available in Lagos state only.
Will upload pics as soon as i can.
|Phone/Internet Market / Re: Iphones For Sale (Updated) by Xionez(m): 5:44pm On Jun 29|
Do u do phone trade-ins?
How much do i get for a new iPhone 5c black 32GB if im to trade in a factory unlocked iPhone 4S 16GB
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Nelson Mandela Memorial Service On 10th December 2013 by Xionez(m): 12:38am On Dec 11, 2013|
FACT: This is by far the largest turnout of World Leaders at any unofficial event in history at a short notice.
Even UN General meeting can't boast of this numbers. Within 3 days, appointments had been cleared and date set aside on most former and current world leaders
Its the largest turnout by a black, largest by an African and the largest gathering of leaders in Africa.
I'm happy I lived to see this because our present generation can't boast of this. Even in 50 years, going by the caliber of people we have in this World.
Madiba, even in death, you made an feat unequaled by people of your time.
In typical naija sense, "Corpse pass corpse".
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