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|Crime / Re: My Encounter With Ritualist In Lokoja Today. by Xionez(m): 11:46pm On Jul 11|
Let me join you in thanking God. Not only for your deliverance but also for the amazing fact that your grammatical errors didnt crack my phone display.
BABA, I thank you!
|Celebrities / Re: Wedding Of Coscharis Boss, Cosmas Maduka's Son (Photos) by Xionez(m): 9:01pm On Jul 11|
Sprite bottle thingz...its allowed.
|Romance / Re: Chai! My Girlfriend Did This To Me In A WAEC Examination Hall by Xionez(m): 5:19pm On Apr 18|
Hehehe, na to dive after the crumbled piece of paper na.
|Romance / Re: To All My Beautiful Ladies! by Xionez(m): 5:17pm On Apr 18|
Not when she is looking like her grandmother!
|Romance / Re: What Is The Maximum Number Of Sex Partners A Woman Should Have by Xionez(m): 5:15pm On Apr 18|
Lemme ask my neighbor. Just a moment...
|Romance / Re: What Temperament Are You? by Xionez(m): 5:09pm On Apr 18|
Phlegmatic to da bone.
|Romance / Re: Any Nairaland Babe With This Kind Of Killer Shape? by Xionez(m): 5:06pm On Apr 18|
That's just NASTY!
|Romance / Re: Girls What Will Be Your Reaction After Seeing This? (photo ) by Xionez(m): 4:46pm On Apr 18|
That's a fuel hose capable of dispensing more than the normal approximate of 1 terabytes of data...per second
If a married or engaged woman says she has high speed 'internet' at home, don't doubt.
Hmm. But seriously tho, guyz should start displaying their packages like this.
If most women can't do without displaying their cleavages in every photo or occasion, why can't we, men, do the same?!
Check the tables and compare with the average number of sperm cells in an eja.cu.late.
|Romance / Re: Any Nairaland Babe With This Kind Of Killer Shape? by Xionez(m): 4:28pm On Apr 18|
OP, abeg no forget upload your MUGU Platinum Membership Card. Oloshi
Na your type dey jam wahala for behind, then come here saying life don taya you.
Shine your eyes and look at the picture wells.
I don taya for your kind. In short, make I go get my South African visa sef.
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Car Dealership Shop Burnt Down In SA Xenophobic Violence! by Xionez(m): 4:08pm On Apr 18|
MTN. You better start distributing free terabytes or ...
|Romance / Re: 10 Things You Should Never Have To Apologize For by Xionez(m): 12:31am On Apr 14|
12. Traveling to your village on Feb 13 and coming back Feb 15.
|Romance / Re: Ladies, This Is The Bitter Truth by Xionez(m): 12:13am On Apr 14|
This message is strong...I say THIS MESSAGE IS STRONG!
|Romance / Re: Girls You Need To See This Photo by Xionez(m): 12:07am On Apr 14|
She is obviously re tarded in many ways.
|Romance / Re: Can Someone Help? What Do You Think He's Thinking? by Xionez(m): 11:51pm On Apr 13|
Konji na bastard!
|Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Calls Me Uncle. by Xionez(m): 11:37pm On Apr 13|
Better to be called Uncle than to be called Papa.
|Romance / Re: Shout Out To Girls Dating My Future Husband. by Xionez(m): 11:28pm On Apr 11|
Na wa o. 2013 topic in 2015.
Some people are really full time archaeologists...or part time Undertakers.
|Romance / Re: 5 Scientific Reasons Why You Should Sleep Unclad by Xionez(m): 11:21pm On Apr 11|
There is nothing better than sleeping unclad with your butt facing the heavens and it getting whipped by the cool night breeze...
Ahh, I've got a feeling...
|Romance / Re: Would You Shoot Your Best Friend In The Leg For 10mill by Xionez(m): 11:12pm On Apr 11|
OP!!!! My BEST friend. How far na?!
U be my number one bado for my list. So what If I decide to shoot 2 legs, wetin go happen?!. Will I get double the money?!
|Romance / Re: I Need Out From The "Friend Zone" by Xionez(m): 11:00pm On Apr 11|
I'm selling Aluminum Ladder @ N2500.
Wooden one is N750.
|Romance / Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by Xionez(m): 10:40pm On Apr 11|
Wait, lemme call the plastic surgeon *runs off
|Romance / Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Xionez(m): 10:39pm On Apr 11|
Women, always looking for ways to vex.
Honey, if you don't jump down the cliff, I'm gonna vex.
Hubby, if that rain should fall, I gonna vex
Honey, if MTN sends me SPAM message one more time, I'm gonna vex...with YOU!
Sweetie, if NEPA takes light, I'm gonna vex with you.
Baby, if Awolowo doesn't smile on the N100 note, I'm gonna vex with you.
Sha, dats one of the reasons I love 'em
|Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Is Set To Wed!! Unveils Wedding Plan by Xionez(m): 10:09pm On Apr 11|
Abeg somebody should let Denrele know sey dat 14 years never expire oh...or is Buhari gonna make changes?!
|Romance / Re: Does Age Difference Matter In A Relationship by Xionez(m): 1:27pm On Apr 11|
If the age gap is greater than 32, then you have a problem...A BIG PROBLEM!!!!!
|Romance / Re: Guys Are Much Simpler Than Ladies>>>> Gir;s Too Get Wahala!! by Xionez(m): 7:53pm On Apr 10|
Wait first, Is today I-dislike-women day?!
Why all the bashing?.
|Romance / Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by Xionez(m): 7:46pm On Apr 10|
Its easy na. Na to consult a plastic surgeon on how to install a new bedroom-voice activated, oscillating and self modifying deek with inbuilt pleasure sensors to hit those buttons.
If women have been rejecting natural beauty since 350BC, why can men do the same.
And ladies, you are welcome to try it out...if the time comes. I will let you know once mind begins to shrink
|Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Just Discovered You Have One Minute To Live? by Xionez(m): 7:23pm On Apr 10|
Rush and collect the N150k my neighbor owes me.
|Romance / Re: A Woman Needs More Than A Nice Body 2 Keep A Man, Cites Amber Rose & Black Chyna by Xionez(m): 7:19pm On Apr 10|
|Romance / Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Xionez(m): 7:12pm On Apr 10|
Madam tohpahz, why na?!
Wetin I do you?!
I don suffer read the topic, why u wan make I see am again?
Shoo, use the "Quote" button with mercy. No be everything you suppose quote. Just trim am down small or you use the prefix "@ OP..."
|Romance / Re: Can This Joke Make An Angry Girlfriend Laugh? by Xionez(m): 1:49pm On Apr 10|
Nope. But it can surely make her b-i-t-c-h slap the sheet out of your face.
|Romance / Re: If This Lady In The Picture Cheat On You....what Would You Do? by Xionez(m): 1:19pm On Apr 10|
Then I know something is wrong....with me!
|Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Arrives Abuja Aboard Emirates Airlines by Xionez(m): 8:53am On Apr 09|
Last minute shopping.
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