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|Celebrities / Re: Tchidi Chikere's Ex-wife Sophia Flaunts New Boyfriend And Engagement Ring(photos by Xionez(m): 7:01pm On Jan 22|
And how does this save my marriage?
|Politics / Re: Army Mobile Central Command Post - Photo by Xionez(m): 9:49pm On Jan 20|
Wait, the mobile command is a pick up truck with camo-netting. No gun points. No armour. Nothing.
You've gotta be kidding me.
Look that thing well. Does it look serious to you?
No wonder boko are so confident and daring.
The contractor don job us. Even Hitler had a better vehicle to intercept radio signals/ monitor troop movements of their enemies.
Imagine making contact with a hulking armoured truck decked with heavy machine guns capable of solving nothing less than 99 problems per minute...and the alert gunner spots you.
Na to drop gun and lie down for ground. Period.
But if I see that vehicle in the pic, I will just creep closer and see if they are posting on Nairaland or browsing Linda Ikeji's blog.
I feel for our troops who are given these civilian equipments. How is it expected lift moral on the frontlines.
|Politics / Re: President Buhari At World Future Energy Summit 2016 - Photos by Xionez(m): 8:00am On Jan 19|
Pesin wey no fit boast of 5hrs constant light dey go Energy summit. Wetin he wan do there?!
Is he lecturing them on the effects of shortage of power supply on the economy...with numerous case studies?
Is this the new way of obtaining PhD direct without going to school?
Presido, abeg scratch backs and get professionals to solve our power problems.
Na the koko now especially with the hike in local fuel prices and dwindling oil revenues.
|Car Talk / Re: [photos] Supercars Spotted In Lagos by Xionez(m): 6:28am On Jan 11|
The pesin wey get Bugatti Veyron, come add limited and exclusive Lexus LFA join...hmmm. Sha, God dey!
Make I follow my own lane. I go get there, but no be cars I go buy. ;-)
|Politics / Re: FG Confirms Payment Of N5000 Stipend To Unemployed Youth Next Year by Xionez(m): 8:53pm On Nov 25, 2015|
Abeg, pay Pensioners jorr before spending N5000 on ghosts.
This is just an avenue to squander money in the pretext of paying billions to unemployed, since na Baba dey monitor single account for Government.
|Travel / Re: Only 48 Nigerians Were Deported From UK, Not 500 – NIS by Xionez(m): 8:42pm On Nov 25, 2015|
The number dey even do "wan kine" for mouth.
Abeg 500 is far better.
Bet Linda Ikeji would accept the 500 and not "common" 48 people. What is surprising about 48 people?
|Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is Almost Due, Flaunts Massive Baby Bump With Husband - Photos by Xionez(m): 8:35pm On Nov 25, 2015|
I wish her a safe delivery.
Just hope her smoking wouldn't affect the kid.
|Politics / Re: FG Finally Agrees To Pay N5,000 Stipends. by Xionez(m): 8:27pm On Nov 25, 2015|
I would rather they use it to better our economy because it becomes an avenue for corrupt politicians to siphon money in the pretext of handing out billions to the unemployed which we all know will be ghost workers.
Pensions are not even being paid promptly and they are embarking on another similar project.
|Religion / Re: Pope Francis Finally Arrives Kenya On His First Visit To Africa (photos) by Xionez(m): 8:21pm On Nov 25, 2015|
Good thing he didn't visit Nigeria first. He would have been stranded at the airport due to lack of fuel in an oil producing nation.
Though, it will probably give him enough time to conduct an impromptu deliverance service for Nigeria.
|Politics / Re: New Peak Power Generation Record Of 4883.9MW - TCN by Xionez(m): 8:11pm On Nov 25, 2015|
Wia d MW na?
4883MW....and I dey wallow in darkness like cockroach.
Una too dey lie!!!!!
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|Education / Re: Prisons Better Than Our Hostels – OAU Students by Xionez(m): 6:24pm On Nov 23, 2015|
They should shut it.
Look at the picture. Who owns that bed spread hanging there?. Can't they contribute to have a proper drying line to dry their laundries instead of hanging their wet laundries on the corridors?.
If they start taking extra fees to maintain their hostels, they would start a riot.
Why don't they team up together and make a palace out of what they have been given.
If everyone in each room donates N500 a month, it should be enough to fix a problem every month but
I bet you that these guys would rather waste N500 than donate it to better themselves.
Its not all about renovation, its also about maintenance.
I used to live in a hostel so nobody should tell me nada. We all contributed to have our grasses cut, our sewage removed, our NEPA light meter fixed, GeePee tank replaced etc and we kept record of it just in case.
One should rather spend N500 on prevention than N2150 on cure....and you are not even sure how long it will last before onset of another disease.
|Celebrities / Re: Photos From Oge Okoye's Birthday Party by Xionez(m): 6:11pm On Nov 23, 2015|
Wishing her a happy birthday.
The first pic is scary tho...which device or photo filter is that?
|Politics / Re: PHOTO: Men Move Container-shop In One Piece On A Movie Truck by Xionez(m): 6:06pm On Nov 23, 2015|
When market touts too dey disturb...
|Religion / Re: Did You Know Japan Bans Islam And ALL Muslims? by Xionez(m): 5:54pm On Nov 23, 2015|
Come to think of it, even their Mafia groups respect themselves and know their boundaries. I read somewhere about the meeting that was held between the Government and the Mafia heads when one of their Godfathers died.
There is yet to be any internal crisis. All men are respecting their old age.
Try that elsewhere and someone would definitely fire first shot.
In Nigeria, such meetings are very useless. The fight will even start from the meeting itself before fanning out.
|Religion / Re: Did You Know Japan Bans Islam And ALL Muslims? by Xionez(m): 5:46pm On Nov 23, 2015|
Oga, why do you want to raise dust in an ocean?
It is the same scenario in Saudi Arabia as all non-islamic religion is banned. What's the problem with that?. Why didn't you include Saudi Arabia.
The Islamic laws and culture doesn't inter twine well with Japanese culture so why bother incorporating it. They have thrived and grown in harmony economically, technologically, culturally etc etc without Islamic influence so why would they EVER think of changing the working system.
Please, If you don't like it, then go elsewhere.
|Nairaland / General / Re: Why Do People Find It Hard To Believe Someone Died Of A Natural Cause? by Xionez(m): 5:30pm On Nov 23, 2015|
I blame Nollywood!
|Politics / Re: 'my Uncle Was Poisoned' - Audu's Nephew Fingers APC Chieftain In Death by Xionez(m): 5:24pm On Nov 23, 2015|
Hmm, I'm smelling something too.
If a candidate can suddenly die just like dat at the final stages, then something is wrong.
Vomiting blood and expiring after a meal sounds like food poisoning.
Ok na, to go on mandatory fasting prior to release of election results would soon become the norm.
|Crime / Re: My Encounter With Ritualist In Lokoja Today. by Xionez(m): 11:46pm On Jul 11, 2015|
Let me join you in thanking God. Not only for your deliverance but also for the amazing fact that your grammatical errors didnt crack my phone display.
BABA, I thank you!
|Celebrities / Re: Wedding Of Coscharis Boss, Cosmas Maduka's Son (Photos) by Xionez(m): 9:01pm On Jul 11, 2015|
Sprite bottle thingz...its allowed.
|Romance / Re: Chai! My Girlfriend Did This To Me In A WAEC Examination Hall by Xionez(m): 5:19pm On Apr 18, 2015|
Hehehe, na to dive after the crumbled piece of paper na.
|Romance / Re: To All My Beautiful Ladies! by Xionez(m): 5:17pm On Apr 18, 2015|
Not when she is looking like her grandmother!
|Romance / Re: What Is The Maximum Number Of Sex Partners A Woman Should Have by Xionez(m): 5:15pm On Apr 18, 2015|
Lemme ask my neighbor. Just a moment...
|Romance / Re: What Temperament Are You? by Xionez(m): 5:09pm On Apr 18, 2015|
Phlegmatic to da bone.
|Romance / Re: Any Nairaland Babe With This Kind Of Killer Shape? by Xionez(m): 5:06pm On Apr 18, 2015|
That's just NASTY!
|Romance / Re: Girls What Will Be Your Reaction After Seeing This? (photo ) by Xionez(m): 4:46pm On Apr 18, 2015|
That's a fuel hose capable of dispensing more than the normal approximate of 1 terabytes of data...per second
If a married or engaged woman says she has high speed 'internet' at home, don't doubt.
Hmm. But seriously tho, guyz should start displaying their packages like this.
If most women can't do without displaying their cleavages in every photo or occasion, why can't we, men, do the same?!
Check the tables and compare with the average number of sperm cells in an eja.cu.late.
|Romance / Re: Any Nairaland Babe With This Kind Of Killer Shape? by Xionez(m): 4:28pm On Apr 18, 2015|
OP, abeg no forget upload your MUGU Platinum Membership Card. Oloshi
Na your type dey jam wahala for behind, then come here saying life don taya you.
Shine your eyes and look at the picture wells.
I don taya for your kind. In short, make I go get my South African visa sef.
|Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Car Dealership Shop Burnt Down In SA Xenophobic Violence! by Xionez(m): 4:08pm On Apr 18, 2015|
MTN. You better start distributing free terabytes or ...
|Romance / Re: 10 Things You Should Never Have To Apologize For by Xionez(m): 12:31am On Apr 14, 2015|
12. Traveling to your village on Feb 13 and coming back Feb 15.
|Romance / Re: Ladies, This Is The Bitter Truth by Xionez(m): 12:13am On Apr 14, 2015|
This message is strong...I say THIS MESSAGE IS STRONG!
|Romance / Re: Girls You Need To See This Photo by Xionez(m): 12:07am On Apr 14, 2015|
She is obviously re tarded in many ways.
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