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Celebrities / Re: “big Bum Bum Is Dangerous” – Between Lynxxx And A Fan On OAP Gbemi’s Photo. by Xionez(m): 9:39pm On Aug 23
Hmmm, some "brothers in the Lord" are can very funny.
How does he know that Bum Bum is dangerous if he hasn't fallen balls deep into temptation.
And here he is putting another fellow in check.
Whats that saying about Logs and speck again?

Come to think of it, what is constructivecritic actually saying biko?

Autos / Re: New Keke Napep With Air Conditioner (photos) by Xionez(m): 9:25pm On Aug 23
Made in where?!

Im not about to admire the product of someone elses economy. My own house is on fire!
Politics / Re: We Will Sell Attack Aircraft To Nigeria, If They Can Afford It: John Kerry by Xionez(m): 9:17pm On Aug 23
If we find it difficult to maintain our economy, na F-XX we go carry put ontop head.
Lets revive our industries first. An idle hand is an extremist workshop.

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Education / Re: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by Xionez(m): 3:38pm On Aug 20
so thats were our NEPA pole went to...
Phones / Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by Xionez(m): 8:28am On Aug 20
some people just have hatred for this glo network. i honestly dont know why. i m using glo 6gb for 2k and i currently stay in kaduna. after my sub i plan on moving to the 10gb plan cos i download alot and i dont experience glitches whatsoever. i watch youtube video without buffing and even fast forward most times.
using speed test, glo clocked 3.7 mps over here. if that is not fast i wonder what is fast. as regards dose complaining about glo switching on their gps i dont know the kind of fone you are using that will give a mobile network the authority to on yur network. pls note, i cn switch to any network as long as the network is gud enuf and the price is reasonable enough.

Lemme assume its just settings. Whats is your own like?
Screenshots prefered.
Phones / Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by Xionez(m): 6:42am On Aug 20
Same here o...and its not funny.
Seriously thinking of porting back to MTN. Whats 2Gig data when you cant use it to browse and update properly. I will rather get 1.5GB and get reliable performance.
It can't even open normal sites, even Gloworld.com takes like forever to load.
Speeds which too low for a modem use.

Called them and below are the end results...

7018 - "Dear Customer, Your Network Signal Issues Ref: GLO 1-2873083954 is expected to be resolved within 48 HRS. Glo Unlimited!!!"

7018 - " Dear Customer, Your Network Signal Issues Ref: GLO 1-2873083954 request has been resolved. Glo Unlimited!!!"

And bro is still getting 13KB/s on 3G network more than 72hours after. These are EDGE speeds petes sakes.
..in this data age.

Used to boast about them, now i am hiding face. Can't recommend them. If they are throttling the ish because of the increased number of subscribers, then why 20KB/s and not 70KB/s or 100KB/s that is slightly okay to be used for desktop browsing.

Well, waiting for my rent to finish so i can pack my load and vamoose.


Celebrities / Re: Photos: Adaeze Yobo And Her Sons Vacation In Dubai by Xionez(m): 12:21pm On Aug 17
Lovely. Especially the 3rd and 4th photo.

Good thing she didn't cut off their heads. lol
Celebrities / Re: Angry Fans Come For Tonto Dike For Cutting Off Her Son's Face In New Photo by Xionez(m): 12:03pm On Aug 17
Well, i will assume Tonto is not proud of him. Full stop.

But still, she has a habit of doing just that so lemme go to the thread containing photos of Actors & Actresses with their kids. Some damn cute photos in there.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 6-Month-Old Son, Fans Blast Her Over Faceless Pic by Xionez(m): 11:16am On Aug 17
Its only women that conceive "away goals" or kidnap/purchase babies (the height of it) that cover their faces #justsaying

Abroad, there are a lot of paparazzi with different categories (or lumens) of flash on their cameras (most are even of floodlight grade). Constant exposure on the tender eyes of the poor infant can cause emotional or behavioral changes hence the warranted media protection.

BUT THIS IS NAIJA wia people no send you and wouldn't be caught hounding you just to snatch an image of your kid (well, except if you like Dangote). So its either you want us to partake in your joy or you want us to assume the assumptions.

I thought it was none of my business then i realized that the image is made public and the internet is a free world.


Politics / Re: I Won’t Recognise Convention Outcome – Sheriff by Xionez(m): 8:43am On Aug 17
Politics / Re: Plateau Signs Memorandum With Land Owners by Xionez(m): 8:40am On Aug 17
Legally done. I applaud you, sir.

Went to find out which individual exactly owns the land for ages past and dialogued with them.
Some Governors would just point to a location, give authorization to forces to raid the place, then call in the bulldozers, set fire to what is left and finally call it a day /term well spent.
Funny thing is the project would stop halfway.
Politics / Re: I Will Report Corrupt Judges To NJC, CJN – Sheriff by Xionez(m): 8:19am On Aug 17
Sheriff is truely a parasite.

Imagine someone that just came into PDP in 2014 tussling for the Leadership of a loyal member, Makarfi, who has been there since 1999.

This is what happens when you accept a bully into your house. There shall be no rest.

A party that is destroyed from outside would rise again, but one that is destroyed from within would definitely be dead.
Cut out the cancer that is Sheriff and PDP would rise again.

But who would want that after experiencing several years of stagnant economy and military-style looting in a democratic era.


Celebrities / Re: Groom Made To Kiss Bride's Ass During Their Traditional Marriage (photos) by Xionez(m): 12:03pm On Aug 16
Just release better fart...e eye go clear.
Sports / Re: Shaunae Miller Dives Across Finish Line To Win Gold Medal by Xionez(m): 11:53am On Aug 16
when ur village people reason ur matter and your like "Over my dead body"
Celebrities / Re: Lagos Big Girl, Roman And Her B**bs Step Out For An Event In Lasgidi (see Photos by Xionez(m): 11:39am On Aug 16
Just noticed that the surface area of her bo.ob is a bit larger than that of her head.
Oh wells...moving on.
Celebrities / Re: See All The Glam Photos From Comedian Kevin Hart Wedding by Xionez(m): 6:20pm On Aug 14
Low key FTW
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardeshian Looking Stunning And Slimmer As She Steps Out In Black Outfit by Xionez(m): 6:20pm On Aug 14
Is it just me or does her shape looks "one kine".


Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Attends An Event In Bra (Photos) by Xionez(m): 6:13pm On Aug 14
Hmmm, and someone is pleading for Nigerians to stop Celeb bullying.
Well, easy prey gets all the predators attention.
Jokes Etc / Re: Plz Why Do Sellers Sell Suya At Night Y Nt In The Afternoon by Xionez(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14
Because in the afternoon, they are preparing the meat from the cow they butchered in the morning. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Di’ja Finally Reveals Her Son’s Face! by Xionez(m): 6:04pm On Aug 14
Cute dude!

Going by this timeline "...The singer got engaged in 2014, got married in 2015 and welcomed her son in 2016...", we should expect a girl by 2017, abi?!

Hope she gets her mum's physique 'specially d slender neck.

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Phones / Re: MTN WOW Weekend With Phenomenal Speeds!! by Xionez(m): 5:36pm On Aug 13
As in eh...i taya o. A Facebook video for that matter..lol
Phones / Re: MTN WOW Weekend With Phenomenal Speeds!! by Xionez(m): 5:20pm On Aug 13
Lol. Meanwhile using Glo...

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Politics / Re: Rate Ifeanyi Uba's Mansion At Nnewi-Anambra State- Picture by Xionez(m): 5:14pm On Aug 13
Na Embassy be dat?
Celebrities / Re: Popular Blogger Linda Ikeji . . . Gets DUMPED By Her MUCH YOUNGER Boyfriend!!! by Xionez(m): 8:14pm On Aug 04
Lol. Are they calling for help or what?
Celebrities / Re: See The Amazing Facial Surgery Transformation Of This Young Lady (photos) by Xionez(m): 8:03pm On Aug 04
And how will their baby finally look like?
Phone/Internet Market / Re: 70,000MAH Power Bank By SAMSUNG For N6,000 by Xionez(m): 7:55pm On Aug 04
More like 7000mah Dude, get your specs right.
Phones / Re: Airtel Dishes Out New Data Bundle- 6GB For N1500 (Pic) by Xionez(m): 7:37pm On Aug 04
Airtel at it again. *440*161# is/was a Airtel 1+1 plan...a Blackberry Plan at that. That's half the total MB for the same price. #experienceisagoodteacher
Phones / Re: The Most Expensive Phone On Earth by Xionez(m): 3:22pm On Jul 17
as much as you wanna be patriotic, the Amosu phone is NOT the most expensive phone on earth, BY FAR. . . . . .i suggest you google[b] Stuart Hughes iPhone 4 Diamond Rose Edition[/b]. with a price tag of $8 million, it is about 100times more expensive than the amosu one.
then there is also the Goldstriker iPhone 3GS Supreme at $3.2 million, or the Peter Aloisson’s Kings Button iPhone at
$2.4 million without forgetting the GoldVish ‘Le Million’ Piece Unique at $1.4 million, and finally the Diamond Crypto Smartphone at $1.3 million.

so as you can see, unless the Amosu phone costs more than 8 million DOLLARS, i doubt it will ever be in the league of the most expensive phone on earth, wont even make it in the top ten, lol!

This is the year 2016.
Omo mehn, we don go far o.
Blackberry and Nokia are nowhere to be found. Samsung is King as well as some Asian phones that are cheap but pack a punch.

iPhone 4 and 3GS is dirt cheap. Like nylon bag cheap.

Apple, as usual, is about to cause a major distortion in the music industry by killing off the 3.5mm jack and making use of the Lightening Port instead. Its like using your Nokia pin mouth head to listen to music. It remains to be seen if Samsung and others follow suit by killing off the jack and replacing it with Type-C micro port (its a new improved micro-usb port). Some have joined in just for bragging rights but the major players are still waiting to see if Apple is serious.

But Dollar no dey hia o. N325 to a dollar presently.
Pls dont vote for PDP. 16years and nothing to show for it. APC is in power but they look very much confused on how to go about governing. Like lobbying vigorously to get a position you know NOTHING about.
Celebrities / Re: See How People Blasted A Man Who Mocked Man That Knelt Down 2 Propose 2 His Girl by Xionez(m): 12:33pm On Jul 17
So he should climb the pulpit and propose abi?!. I can just imagine.

Him: Heyss, you!

Her: Me?!

Him: Awon werey, yes you. Come hia.

Her: *Decides to come. Stands by his side*

Him: Are you high, stand in front of here joor *points to the front of the pulpit*

Her: *angrily relocates*

Him: I want to marry you - SAY YES!

Her: *expresses shock*

Him: Oga, i go sand ya daughter o. I no get time to waste here o.
Say yes before i kant twee. One...twoo...

What happens next is left to your imagination.
Jokes Etc / Re: Is This Man Inside Or Outside?-puzzle by Xionez(m): 12:20pm On Jul 17
Angle of the cast shadow, the writings on the wall, the downward slope of the hill...

Yeap, he is inside alright.

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Celebrities / Re: Oluwanishola Ogudugu Shows Much Skin In The Presence Of Her Son? by Xionez(m): 12:16pm On Jul 17
Cant see any skin...better yet, cant see how itz anyonez businezzz.

Ghanaians are right, we give too much attention to our celebrities.


Romance / Re: Most Ladies Always Say Their Ex Joystick Is Small After Breakup Why? by Xionez(m): 12:13pm On Jul 17
Ladies is not fair at all, why is it that after breakup you will come on social media and lie to the world that ur ex joystick small and he could not satisfy u, u were only managing before? So u mean to say u deep down u a are well? Na so this lady for one of previous post she come d cast her ex boyfriend.

Aha ah now. Have a heart.
Send her N50 roll of tissue and a poorly written consolation card.

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