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Phones / Re: Etisalat Reviews Data Bundle- Increases Price Of Data by Xionez(m): 9:46am On Oct 11

Bro...I always use Etisalat. I was also shocked two days ago when they increased the price if their data....I hate it... but NOBODY is more reliable than Etisalat. I can vouch on that. They have the widest and most reliable network.

We are paying for quality.

Careful what you "vouch" for, bro. We all know that these service providers can fall your hand any minute and its your head furstrated converts will go for, not the service providers. Except your being paid, it best to "suggest".

I was on their network for years (with my customized number to boot) but their service got to a point that i just couldn't stay. So after comparing my choices, i relocated. No use of getting depressed/angry because of (misplaced) loyalty.

Ported to Glo. Used it for months till i started getting flunctuating speeds on HSPDA. Now on MTN.

I no longer believe in hyping any product. If i am happy where i am. I stay. If not, i move.
Its not like i am being paid for being angry/depressed once a service provider decides to go rogue.

If you think Quality only, good and fine. If you think Quantity only, good and fine. If you think both, well...fine by me!

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Celebrities / Re: If You Think Zukerberg’s Visit To Lagos Is Not Protected, Read This! by Xionez(m): 1:21pm On Oct 09
"The security package includes bodyguards, private-jet travel and maintenance of alarms, cameras and other equipment at his residences, documents show"

Thats where the dough went to, bros. When you have paranoid fellas in US who would just shoot you for no viable reasons and claim mental issues, security should be paramount. Tim Cook especially.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Getting Stressed Out By Her Children's Pranks [PICS] by Xionez(m): 1:15pm On Oct 09
Ghost Mode.
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Blasts Chris Brown, Matt Kemp And Other Exes by Xionez(m): 1:14pm On Oct 09
Question: Are YOU in a happy relationship?!

Let her keep consoling herself.
Phones / Re: Etisalat Reviews Data Bundle- Increases Price Of Data by Xionez(m): 9:39am On Oct 09
nt anymore

Okay,let my 3GB MTN expire, then i will check it out.

Back to topic, i see no unique features that makes Etisalat stand out from the rest. Other telcom providers can match their speeds and latency...even better for some. This isnt those days that their speeds was unmatched. They had better sit up or ship out.

These are trying times. Everyone is looking for value for the cash.

1GB for 1K...wtf...its not even 1.5GB sef


Phones / Re: See How This Nokia Phone Saved A Man's Life In Afghanistan by Xionez(m): 10:13pm On Oct 08
If na Tecno and em brothers Infinix Solo etc the man for done be dead body by now

As in eh, they would probably be removing the numerous shattered phone fragments from his body.
Better one bullet and still have a chance of survival than one bullet and other "mini bullets".

Back then, we dodge when a phone is about to make an impact. But fast forward to 2016, we literally DIVE under the phone before we start stories that touch.
Phones / Re: See How This Nokia Phone Saved A Man's Life In Afghanistan by Xionez(m): 9:40pm On Oct 08
When phones were phones. Saving peoples lives with long battery life in case of emergency and sturdy build to tackle the elements.

Now current generation of phones is all about how thin it is, who has the most explosive power (Note 7 takes the crown) and who can do a quick charge the fastest (and proceed to die the fastest).

A 4 foot drop and people will go like "Yeeee!. E don be. The screen break abi?!. I talk am. Hope sey u go find parts o" UNLIKE the usual "Oh, its a Nokia. Thank God it didnt crack the tiles used on the ground. Them for usse you renovate their building"

I miss the good old days.

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Romance / Re: She Wants 50% Of My Salary(pic) by Xionez(m): 12:28pm On Oct 07
Epic reply.

But if its not fine with you, move on. No time.
Romance / Re: Just For Laughs: Nigerians No Get Chill (pics) by Xionez(m): 12:22pm On Oct 07
LAWD, Nigerians!!!! The happiest people on earth award was no joke.
Romance / Re: Would You Allow Your Wifey Pierce Her Ass? by Xionez(m): 11:59am On Oct 07
What da fuc...?!!!

Well, it could be worse.

Phones / Re: Check Out The Speed On Mtn 4G by Xionez(m): 11:44am On Oct 07
Telecom operators are all entering the 4G/LTE bandwagon. Good.
Hope they upgrade other places using EDGE by recycling the old 3G infrastructure

In this era, EDGE shouldnt creep up on any device. But in my daily commute, EDGE seems to be the faster and battery saving alternative due to low signals on 3G.

Just hope this will be so.

P.S Battery saving in the context that less power is needed to "hold onto" a radio signal.

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Phones / Re: Mtn 4g Test by Xionez(m): 11:34am On Oct 07
thanks that last 4 letter words was what I was looking for.

Lol. You read about the N900 "transfer" fee someone paid abi?
Sports / Re: Heartland Relegated For First Time In The History Of Nigeria Football League by Xionez(m): 10:42am On Oct 07
Well, we are in an era of #Change, so its expected.
Car Talk / Re: What To Do If Your Steering Fails While Driving by Xionez(m): 4:20am On Oct 05
What To Do If Your Steering Fails While Driving?

Answer: Use your teeth.
Phones / Re: This Man Threw His Iphone 7+ Off The World’s Tallest Building(photos) by Xionez(m): 12:29pm On Oct 01
That moment when you are frantically searching your empty purse for change...and an iPhone7 lands inside it.


Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Mbong Amata For Revealing Too Much In Her Dress At A London Event by Xionez(m): 12:11pm On Oct 01
When the tailor forgets to add an elastic band.

Seems to me that the only thing holding that dress is her upper arms. Once she raises her elbow outwards...oh boy.

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Celebrities / Re: Angelina Jolie Gets Full Custody Of Their 6 Children by Xionez(m): 11:48am On Oct 01
Lol. Calm down. They adopted some.
Women and controversy. One must stir up another.
Celebrities / Re: Men Masturbate With My Pictures – Actress, Anita Joseph by Xionez(m): 11:43am On Oct 01
My reaction right now.
Well, one excitement is another man's disgust.
Vaseline crew, hope the exchange rate isn't affecting the cost of Vaseline?!.

Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Releases New Photos Of Himself Shirtless(photos) by Xionez(m): 11:34am On Oct 01
Something is wrong with his head. It looks...big undecided
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan And Toni Tones Are Fierce In Blue Themed Photos by Xionez(m): 12:39pm On Sep 07
The wonders of BLUE Shirt Whiteners when used in excess.

EDIT: Can't find my own o. OMG, who come move am na?!
Something I use last week Friday.
So had it been that i didnt see any need to upload a PIC, I wouldn't have realized this disappearance.
Cynthia Morgan and co, i hope my own no follow o.
Science/Technology / Re: Brazzers Porn Account Holders Exposed By Hackers by Xionez(m): 12:38pm On Sep 07
Lalasticala, check if your name is there o.
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out The Top 6 Pictures Haters Will Say It's PHOTOSHOP by Xionez(m): 12:37pm On Sep 07
Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwurah Flaunts B00bs In Gorgeous Outfit (photos) by Xionez(m): 12:35pm On Sep 07
I'm not here to comment. Just to stake my claim on both FTC and FP cuz we all know one thing, boobies are involved.

Oga, get you images correctly. Better still upload them rather than linking them.
Sports / Re: Is This Football's Most Expensive Game Ever? The HALF A BILLION Pound Manchester by Xionez(m): 12:33pm On Sep 07
...and if you guys don't carry the EPL and UCL cup, then it would be a DISGRACE of INFINITE MAGNITUDE!!!!!
Career / Re: Lagos Banker Sacked For Tweeting About Hating His Job by Xionez(m): 5:59pm On Sep 05
Lol. Small world. What about all those that retweeted, how far with them?


Business / Re: When Naira Still Had Value! Just Imagine.. by Xionez(m): 4:37pm On Sep 02
7k for wedding...if I hear.
Nigerian currency has lost direction.

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Celebrities / Re: “big Bum Bum Is Dangerous” – Between Lynxxx And A Fan On OAP Gbemi’s Photo. by Xionez(m): 9:39pm On Aug 23
Hmmm, some "brothers in the Lord" are can very funny.
How does he know that Bum Bum is dangerous if he hasn't fallen balls deep into temptation.
And here he is putting another fellow in check.
Whats that saying about Logs and speck again?

Come to think of it, what is constructivecritic actually saying biko?

Autos / Re: New Keke Napep With Air Conditioner (photos) by Xionez(m): 9:25pm On Aug 23
Made in where?!

Im not about to admire the product of someone elses economy. My own house is on fire!
Politics / Re: We Will Sell Attack Aircraft To Nigeria, If They Can Afford It: John Kerry by Xionez(m): 9:17pm On Aug 23
If we find it difficult to maintain our economy, na F-XX we go carry put ontop head.
Lets revive our industries first. An idle hand is an extremist workshop.

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Education / Re: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by Xionez(m): 3:38pm On Aug 20
so thats were our NEPA pole went to...
Phones / Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by Xionez(m): 8:28am On Aug 20
some people just have hatred for this glo network. i honestly dont know why. i m using glo 6gb for 2k and i currently stay in kaduna. after my sub i plan on moving to the 10gb plan cos i download alot and i dont experience glitches whatsoever. i watch youtube video without buffing and even fast forward most times.
using speed test, glo clocked 3.7 mps over here. if that is not fast i wonder what is fast. as regards dose complaining about glo switching on their gps i dont know the kind of fone you are using that will give a mobile network the authority to on yur network. pls note, i cn switch to any network as long as the network is gud enuf and the price is reasonable enough.

Lemme assume its just settings. Whats is your own like?
Screenshots prefered.
Phones / Re: Why Glo Will Lose The Data Wars! by Xionez(m): 6:42am On Aug 20
Same here o...and its not funny.
Seriously thinking of porting back to MTN. Whats 2Gig data when you cant use it to browse and update properly. I will rather get 1.5GB and get reliable performance.
It can't even open normal sites, even Gloworld.com takes like forever to load.
Speeds which too low for a modem use.

Called them and below are the end results...

7018 - "Dear Customer, Your Network Signal Issues Ref: GLO 1-2873083954 is expected to be resolved within 48 HRS. Glo Unlimited!!!"

7018 - " Dear Customer, Your Network Signal Issues Ref: GLO 1-2873083954 request has been resolved. Glo Unlimited!!!"

And bro is still getting 13KB/s on 3G network more than 72hours after. These are EDGE speeds petes sakes.
..in this data age.

Used to boast about them, now i am hiding face. Can't recommend them. If they are throttling the ish because of the increased number of subscribers, then why 20KB/s and not 70KB/s or 100KB/s that is slightly okay to be used for desktop browsing.

Well, waiting for my rent to finish so i can pack my load and vamoose.


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