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Romance / Re: Chai! My Girlfriend Did This To Me In A WAEC Examination Hall by Xionez(m): 5:19pm On Apr 18
Hehehe, na to dive after the crumbled piece of paper na.
Romance / Re: To All My Beautiful Ladies! by Xionez(m): 5:17pm On Apr 18
UncleSnr:
Freaked by your beauty? Don't forget, your grand mother was once like you.


#Please Do Not Discriminate

Not when she is looking like her grandmother!










Just kidding grin
Romance / Re: What Is The Maximum Number Of Sex Partners A Woman Should Have by Xionez(m): 5:15pm On Apr 18
Lemme ask my neighbor. Just a moment...
Romance / Re: What Temperament Are You? by Xionez(m): 5:09pm On Apr 18
Phlegmatic to da bone. grin
Romance / Re: Any Nairaland Babe With This Kind Of Killer Shape? by Xionez(m): 5:06pm On Apr 18
RedBenson:


See as you come dey rant after u don use the pic self-servicing finish.

That's just NASTY! tongue
Romance / Re: Girls What Will Be Your Reaction After Seeing This? (photo ) by Xionez(m): 4:46pm On Apr 18
That's a fuel hose capable of dispensing more than the normal approximate of 1 terabytes of data...per second
If a married or engaged woman says she has high speed 'internet' at home, don't doubt. wink

Hmm. But seriously tho, guyz should start displaying their packages like this.
If most women can't do without displaying their cleavages in every photo or occasion, why can't we, men, do the same?!


http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genome
Check the tables and compare with the average number of sperm cells in an eja.cu.late. grin

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Romance / Re: Any Nairaland Babe With This Kind Of Killer Shape? by Xionez(m): 4:28pm On Apr 18
OP, abeg no forget upload your MUGU Platinum Membership Card. Oloshi

Na your type dey jam wahala for behind, then come here saying life don taya you.
Shine your eyes and look at the picture wells.

I don taya for your kind. In short, make I go get my South African visa sef.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Car Dealership Shop Burnt Down In SA Xenophobic Violence! by Xionez(m): 4:08pm On Apr 18
MTN. You better start distributing free terabytes or ... grin
Romance / Re: 10 Things You Should Never Have To Apologize For by Xionez(m): 12:31am On Apr 14
12. Traveling to your village on Feb 13 and coming back Feb 15.
Romance / Re: Ladies, This Is The Bitter Truth by Xionez(m): 12:13am On Apr 14
This message is strong...I say THIS MESSAGE IS STRONG!
Romance / Re: Girls You Need To See This Photo by Xionez(m): 12:07am On Apr 14
SELENAqueensy:
So who
is more stu*pid? The girl or the guy?

The girl.
She is obviously re tarded in many ways.
"handwriting" indeed...SMH
Romance / Re: Can Someone Help? What Do You Think He's Thinking? by Xionez(m): 11:51pm On Apr 13
Konji na bastard!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Calls Me Uncle. by Xionez(m): 11:37pm On Apr 13
Better to be called Uncle than to be called Papa.
Romance / Re: Shout Out To Girls Dating My Future Husband. by Xionez(m): 11:28pm On Apr 11
Na wa o. 2013 topic in 2015. undecided

Some people are really full time archaeologists...or part time Undertakers.

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Romance / Re: 5 Scientific Reasons Why You Should Sleep Unclad by Xionez(m): 11:21pm On Apr 11
There is nothing better than sleeping unclad with your butt facing the heavens and it getting whipped by the cool night breeze...
Ahh, I've got a feeling... cheesy

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Romance / Re: Would You Shoot Your Best Friend In The Leg For 10mill by Xionez(m): 11:12pm On Apr 11
OP!!!! My BEST friend. How far na?!
U be my number one bado for my list. So what If I decide to shoot 2 legs, wetin go happen?!. Will I get double the money?!
Romance / Re: I Need Out From The "Friend Zone" by Xionez(m): 11:00pm On Apr 11
I'm selling Aluminum Ladder @ N2500.
Wooden one is N750.
Romance / Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by Xionez(m): 10:40pm On Apr 11
Lala247:


Lol but not all can afford surgery n beside how will they put back what gid has taken

Wait, lemme call the plastic surgeon *runs off

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Romance / Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Xionez(m): 10:39pm On Apr 11
tohpahz:


Lol. That was a mistake that i was lazy to correct..
Sorry.. but if u vex mi now. Id quotw him again tongue

Women, always looking for ways to vex.
Honey, if you don't jump down the cliff, I'm gonna vex.
Hubby, if that rain should fall, I gonna vex
Honey, if MTN sends me SPAM message one more time, I'm gonna vex...with YOU!
Sweetie, if NEPA takes light, I'm gonna vex with you.
Baby, if Awolowo doesn't smile on the N100 note, I'm gonna vex with you.

grin grin grin
Sha, dats one of the reasons I love 'em
Celebrities / Re: Denrele Edun Is Set To Wed!! Unveils Wedding Plan by Xionez(m): 10:09pm On Apr 11
Abeg somebody should let Denrele know sey dat 14 years never expire oh...or is Buhari gonna make changes?!
Romance / Re: Does Age Difference Matter In A Relationship by Xionez(m): 1:27pm On Apr 11
If the age gap is greater than 32, then you have a problem...A BIG PROBLEM!!!!!
Romance / Re: Guys Are Much Simpler Than Ladies>>>> Gir;s Too Get Wahala!! by Xionez(m): 7:53pm On Apr 10
Wait first, Is today I-dislike-women day?! undecided
Why all the bashing?.
Romance / Re: Can This Stop Men From CHEATING! by Xionez(m): 7:46pm On Apr 10
Ah ah.
Its easy na. Na to consult a plastic surgeon on how to install a new bedroom-voice activated, oscillating and self modifying deek with inbuilt pleasure sensors to hit those buttons. wink

If women have been rejecting natural beauty since 350BC, why can men do the same. grin

And ladies, you are welcome to try it out...if the time comes. I will let you know once mind begins to shrink
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If You Just Discovered You Have One Minute To Live? by Xionez(m): 7:23pm On Apr 10
Rush and collect the N150k my neighbor owes me. grin
Romance / Re: A Woman Needs More Than A Nice Body 2 Keep A Man, Cites Amber Rose & Black Chyna by Xionez(m): 7:19pm On Apr 10
Hmmm, okay!
Romance / Re: She Has A TITANIC Crush On Me.... by Xionez(m): 7:12pm On Apr 10
tohpahz:


The girl is boring sha.. nd she cant lie.. angry

Madam tohpahz, why na?!
Wetin I do you?!
I don suffer read the topic, why u wan make I see am again?
Shoo, use the "Quote" button with mercy. No be everything you suppose quote. Just trim am down small or you use the prefix "@ OP..."

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Romance / Re: Can This Joke Make An Angry Girlfriend Laugh? by Xionez(m): 1:49pm On Apr 10
Nope. But it can surely make her b-i-t-c-h slap the sheet out of your face.

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Romance / Re: If This Lady In The Picture Cheat On You....what Would You Do? by Xionez(m): 1:19pm On Apr 10
@Topic

Then I know something is wrong....with me! grin
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Arrives Abuja Aboard Emirates Airlines by Xionez(m): 8:53am On Apr 09
Last minute shopping. grin
Politics / Re: (wow) Muslims Defeated Christians In Nigerians Election” Cbs News America. by Xionez(m): 9:11am On Apr 03
Please MODs, perform ya duty na.
Please, Take this ignorance down.
Some white people don't even know where South Africa is sef, not to talk of Nigeria history, economics and people.
Fashion / Re: My Natural Hair Wants To Kill Me Before My Time by Xionez(m): 8:52am On Apr 03
OP, I love ur write ups. Comedy, Drama and action all mashed up. cheesy
You wouldn't be the first to just wake up one morning and decide to cut her hair and go all natural. I'm seeing lots of that lately.

As a guy, I dunno if its the same spirit that enters a guy, with normal Caesars to go for a 'Phyno'tipic mohawk, that also affects some ladies. undecided

Anyways, check my signature for experienced advice.
This is normally not my fort, but she is experienced in such cases.

Ciao and happy 'debugging' of your new 'hardware'!!!



Glossary for the confused
Debugging: Problem solving involved in the creation or use of a new item/process/hardware/software
Hardware: in this case, a new hairdo
Phynotipic: Some bad ass mohawk sported by a guy named Phyno
Phyno: Seriously?!...ask Google. I get only 2MB grin

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Romance / Re: Men: What Do You Prefer She Wears To Bed? by Xionez(m): 12:55am On Mar 30
OP....wia Barney costume dey na?

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