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Romance / Re: Lady Shows Off Her Money, Says “I Am Too Busy To Impress Haters And Fake People” by Xionez(m): 8:30pm On Feb 06, 2018
Money wey no pass 50k.
Werey.
Car Talk / Re: 2019 Kia Forte VS. Lamborghini Aventador - Practicality Versus Speed by Xionez(m): 8:14pm On Feb 06, 2018
Sooo the person getting a Lambo with his $$$$ is foolish abi?

He should settle with a Kia Forte and ignore Benz S-Class S600 Maybach, Audi A8 Quattro, BMW 7 series, Bentley Continental GT, Range Rover Sport SVD, Rolls-Royce Phantom VIII and a host of many others that are next in line.

The way advertisers think sha amazes me. That was how one person was comparing Tecno Camon CM with Google Pixel2 XL!

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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Scare Of Eviction Emerge As Housemates Begins To Worship God (video) by Xionez(m): 8:08pm On Feb 06, 2018
That moment when one of them begins to kabash...

Phones / Re: Opera Mini Browser Is Becoming Something Else by Xionez(m): 12:28pm On Feb 06, 2018
ddjay:

Ur d chairman,as 4me am going back to opera mini because of glo data slashing.

You can keep a clean start page devoid of any fake news.
Tap the Opera Icon on the bottom right
Tap Settings
Tap Advanced
Tap Start Page Content
Change to "Speed dails only"

#Say.No.To.Annoying.Ads

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Phones / Re: Opera Mini Browser Is Becoming Something Else by Xionez(m): 5:36pm On Feb 05, 2018
ferhyntorlah:


Thank you so much Mr Xionez. This version of Opera mini is the best for me.
*I can download from any site without problem, which the latest version couldn't.
*No more annoying adverts.

Thanks again.

Your welcome. Happy browsing, happy life. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun Robbed Of His “30 Billion Gang” Neck Chain In Enugu by Xionez(m): 8:04pm On Feb 04, 2018
And the painful part is that the thief will probably sell it at a price so low, the owner will wish he was the buyer.

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Business / Re: Zinox Acquires Konga In Landmark Industry Deal by Xionez(m): 3:20pm On Feb 03, 2018
americanson:
It is called UPSELL!

I call it rubbish.
It should be done under its own category.

Funny enough, the more one is exposed to something, the more he/she sees it as more common and the individual would rather go for something unique...less common.
Happens everytime, especially when sourcing for a small gift. Nobody wants to purchase a gift item that is on front page or front and center in a search result.
TV/Movies / Re: Khloe Tried To Kiss K. Brule, But He Curved It by Xionez(m): 1:22pm On Feb 03, 2018
U don mean it...

Business / Re: Zinox Acquires Konga In Landmark Industry Deal by Xionez(m): 1:05pm On Feb 03, 2018
One thing that annoys me with these online stores is that their sites is the beehive of confusion.

You will be looking for something important and get served with something useless. Example, a search for Samsung tablets will bring a page also populated with adverts for Memory cards, Screen guards or packs, Selfie sticks (like seriously!) and many other useless items that shouldn't be in the search results.

Its so annoying clicking next every time because a page is filled with undesirables.
Phones / Re: Opera Mini Browser Is Becoming Something Else by Xionez(m): 8:12am On Feb 03, 2018
If you really need to make use of Opera, download Version 20.X.XXXXX
The ads and other annoying features are not built into these versions.
It is the recent releases that have the whole shebang baked in.

And a point of note, Opera browser was sold to a Chinese consortium. Ever since this sale, annoying ads has been cropping up everywhere. A quick Google search of the details of this sale will point to the fact that these companies, especially Qihoo360, are known for their bad advert practices.
Furthermore, all data and traffic are now re-routed to China. Your browsing profile is "then used against you". The data saving feature is a gimmick at best.

https://techcrunch.com/2016/02/25/opera-ceo-sale-to-chinese-consortium-wasnt-our-decision/#

http://www.androidpolice.com/2016/07/18/opera-agrees-sell-browser-business-group-chinese-buyers-600-million


If you need the Opera V20 apk file, check Apkmirror.com

https://www.apkmirror.com/apk/opera-software-asa/opera-mini/opera-mini-20-1-2254-110627-release/

Once installed, the ads will reduce drastically especially if you turn of Opera notifications from the Operamini settings.

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Xionez(m): 8:42pm On Feb 01, 2018
@ TONY56

Twale Sir!

I am about to make a leap into TBills and I was also wondering what would be the result if the duration is cut short.
Your explanation was concise and drove the nail home in one swoop.

Thank you!!

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Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Mike Adenuga’s Son by Xionez(m): 10:17pm On Jan 31, 2018
Hmmm. So all these successful acquisitions i make at various bend-down boutiques have all gone unnoticed.
I need to step up my game. How much does portable mic cost sef?!

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Religion / Re: Top 10 Hilarious Names Of Nigerian Churches (photos) by Xionez(m): 9:20pm On Jan 30, 2018
1: "Run for your life" - Okay, lemme come and be going...

2: "Jesus Election Ministries" - Sounds like the Almighty's Throne is vacant. I'm sure the Heavens don tire for our matter.

3:"Helicopter of Christ" - Hold up!. What happened to Chariots?!

4: "Mountain of Swallowing Problems Interdenominational Prayer Ministry" - The name alone is difficult to swallow talk less of the problem.

5: "Barking Methodist Church" - Wonder if the Pastor barks when preaching?!. "Turn to the book of Woof Woof...Chapter Woof...Verse Woof. And i read bark..."

6: "Atomic Bomb Bible Brigade" - Dunno if these people are Bomb disposal Unit or Atomic Spill Rapid Response Squad. All I know is that the Bible is not an atomic bomb.

7: "Laboratory Church of God" - Only God knows the scientific or theologic advances that is going on in this group. It sounds promising.

8: NTA Channel Jesus" - Abeg, where are these people reporting from?!

9: "How to Identify a Witch" - After you don identify them, wetin go come happen?!. Point and Kill?!. And If you are not actually strong in faith, who will do the killing and how fast will he/she arrive because its easy to point but hard to keep pointing. They can just cut off that hand and preserve it for their next sacrifice.
And I am very sure that the assigned Killer would scold the pointer for not using the other hand to keep up with the pointing and decry the lack of Faith...not being steadfast...bla bla bla.

10: "Who are you to Jesus Ministry" - Is this a question...or a name?!






Nigerian version of Christianity seems to be a joke. A bad one at that.

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Phones / Re: All Vmobile Subscribers gets 2000 Naira Free by Xionez(m): 12:20am On Jan 30, 2018
ddjay:
V-mobile doing better than Airtel

All these necromancers grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Nokia E72-1 Update by Xionez(m): 12:16am On Jan 30, 2018
Op, Navifirm is offline for life as Symbian died ages ago.
Google search is your next stop. Probably there will be some personal servers still hosting the Update files.

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Politics / Re: Senator Melaye Lambastes Hameed Ali For Not Coming Down To Receive Committee by Xionez(m): 12:02am On Jan 30, 2018
*In the grim voice from Mortal Kombat*
Finish Him!

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Travel / Re: Girl Finds Exact Game Of Thrones Scene Locations In Real-life. by Xionez(m): 5:28pm On Jan 29, 2018
QueenDeborah:
U mean season 7 or 8?
Season 8...the last season.
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija2018: "Miracle Ikechukwu Is Not Married" - Brother Cries Out (Video) by Xionez(m): 10:35am On Jan 29, 2018
That's what they all say. Another ThinTallTony in the making...

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Travel / Re: Girl Finds Exact Game Of Thrones Scene Locations In Real-life. by Xionez(m): 10:18am On Jan 29, 2018
Can't believe this will be the last Season of GOT.

Phones / Re: Power Bank Burst Into Flames At Midnight by Xionez(m): 12:46am On Jan 29, 2018
All these yeye "solar powered" power bank with a 30000maH rating.

The solar panel produces enough current to charge that indicator leds, that's all.

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Fights Friends Who Abandoned Him After Going Broke by Xionez(m): 12:41am On Jan 29, 2018
$150000?!!!
Some people are cursed from childhood.

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Romance / Re: Man Caught His Fiancee In Bed With His Best Man 3 Weeks To Wedding by Xionez(m): 12:28am On Jan 29, 2018
Better he cancels that shi...
How will they arrive at the church with a straight face. Besides that, the thunder that will fire both of them will power Nigeria for a year.
Romance / Re: See What A Jealous Girlfriend Did To Her Boyfriend's Sexdoll by Xionez(m): 10:48am On Jan 27, 2018
Lol. Mafia style grin grin grin
She is trying to send a message.
Business / Re: Take A Look At The Change This Driver Gave Me by Xionez(m): 11:21am On Jan 26, 2018
N20 metermorphosis to N50 is 94% complete.
Phones / Re: Man Bites Phone’s Battery To Check If It's Real, It Exploded In His Face by Xionez(m): 7:58am On Jan 24, 2018
Partnerbiz:
So what caused the explosion?

Can saliva lead to short circuiting?



This is false or make believe.

No, the battery wasn't made well. The explosion is very feasible. Read this, it explains it better.

"When a lithium-ion battery emits charge, ions flow from a (negative) anode pole to a (positive) cathode pole. The anode pole comprises numerous tightly packed graphite and copper plates, while the cathode pole comprises numerous lithium plates in between.
The layers are kept apart by a foil separator. If the anode and cathode poles come into physical contact, the battery can heat up and explode. The thinner the battery, the tighter these elements are packed together" (Mark Sullivan, 2017).

Thus, the act of biting down on batteries causes the positive and the negative poles to make contact creating an explosion. And since the battery is new, the compounds still "fresh", you get a grenade without a timer fuse.

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Phones / Re: Man Bites Phone’s Battery To Check If It's Real, It Exploded In His Face by Xionez(m): 7:35am On Jan 24, 2018
When they say "Always buy from original manufacturers stores...", they will not hear. Now look at...

An unfortunate man in an unfortunate store biting down on an unfortunate battery resulting in an unfortunate situation. His girlfriend was equally unfortunately present during this unfortunate situation. She would have been somewhere else, but unfortunately, that wasn't the case.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Shows Off His Black Eye by Xionez(m): 8:05pm On Jan 23, 2018
Ronaldo, sorry o!

Foreign Affairs / Re: Less Than 24 Hours Later President George Weah Announces Members Of His Cabinet by Xionez(m): 8:03pm On Jan 23, 2018
Why is everything in Nigeria always different...worse in most cases?!.

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Romance / Re: My Ex Asked Me For Money And I Told Her Man U And Not Arsenal Is To Pay Sanchez. by Xionez(m): 7:50pm On Jan 23, 2018
Na so...

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Romance / Re: Man Broke His Expensive Sex Doll In Attempt To Put Her In Freaky Positions by Xionez(m): 7:43pm On Jan 23, 2018
I just pray the owner is not married. Na so he for break his wife's because he wants her to take a stance that the body wasn't built for.

Chai, some people are actually wicked in bed. What style was he looking for that he actually broke the poor dolls leg?!

That would have been someones daughter right there.

EDIT: Even the kpekus don tear finish. Chai!!!!

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