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 Romance / Re: See Photos Of Pregnant Sex Doll That Is Going Viral by Xionez(m): 10:16am On Jan 23, 2018 |
So na to dey use condom, abi?! #being.sarcastic
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| Celebrities / Re: Flavour Rocks Pant In New Topless Pictures by Xionez(m): 10:04pm On Jan 22, 2018 |
Tinalex: The only body part he is yet to showcase is his prick...and probably his ar.se. So....
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| Romance / Re: I Never Get Sexually Aroused Or Attracted To Girls Anymore, Am I Okay? by Xionez(m): 11:44pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
OP, you have nothing to worry about. At 22, its best to concentrate on your future. From what i read, i can interpret that you are actually frustrated at not being able to make sexual contact with a woman. The worry sets in because you feel that you should have made some since, I assume, your mates must be making such moves easily. Masturbating, watching porn and not feeling anything shows you really want the actually contact of a woman's skin. Also , not having an erection when you get locked up with a woman of if an unclad one walks by you only shows that they are not your specs. Trust me, its just a phase in your life that you seem to be passing. Where you should be worried is if you finally meet your specs, she makes sexual advances to you, goes down on you...and you don't feel a thing afterwards. At this point, its psychological. If you are desperate, then you need to see a therapist. While you are on that, try attending parties, weddings, festivals etc to increase your chances of meeting your second. Someone that will rekindle your arousal. 23 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance / Re: How Many Of You Do Sip Tea At Night (pic) by Xionez(m): 10:48pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
LifeofEFCC: 2 Likes
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| Romance / Re: How Many Of You Do Sip Tea At Night (pic) by Xionez(m): 10:42pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
...Am i the only one that drinks Juice? 2 Likes
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| Religion / Re: Twitter User Reacts To Unknown Bottles Coza's Pastor's Table by Xionez(m): 10:29pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
- 4 bottles of juice (2 red, 2 orange) - 3 bottles of water (probably Blue Bleu table water going by its shape of the bottle) - 2 metal cups (probably for Holy Communion) - A can of what i don't know and no, it is not Black Bullet. You're welcome. In another news, tag a friend that laughs like that woman...  1 Like |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Man Takes Selfie After Surviving A Ghastly Motor Accident. Photos by Xionez(m): 10:21pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
Medicine man: JESU!!! Enemy: Eh?! You say wetin?...Oya hold him. Hold him down!!! 19 Likes 1 Share
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Man Takes Selfie After Surviving A Ghastly Motor Accident. Photos by Xionez(m): 10:01pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
Enemy: Oga, u dey inside... Medicine man: Who be that?!!!! Enemy: Forget that one. Open up first...  31 Likes 2 Shares
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Man Takes Selfie After Surviving A Ghastly Motor Accident. Photos by Xionez(m): 10:00pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
So that man is fake...hmmm *Picks up phone and dails a number* "Show for my place shap shap. Someone is messing with me. Call your second also..." 3 Likes
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| Nairaland / General / Re: Man Takes Selfie After Surviving A Ghastly Motor Accident. Photos by Xionez(m): 9:59pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
His enemies will be like... 37 Likes 4 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Bride Runs Mad, Strips Herself Naked On Her Wedding Day (see Details) by Xionez(m): 9:31pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
Message received... Initialising...100% successful Checking for AV...None found Checking host for vulnerabilities... 31309 found Relaying to server...100% complete Downloading appropriate packages...100% completed Executing exploit...100% completed Corrupting host Central System (aka Brain)...100% successful Uninstalling packages...100% completed Deleting records...100% completed Exiting...| Village people strikes again...
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| Romance / Re: Can You Imagine, Chika Ike Is Crushing On Herself ! by Xionez(m): 9:30pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
Okay...seen...
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| Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Steps Out Without Makeup (photos) by Xionez(m): 9:12pm On Jan 20, 2018 |
| Family / Re: "My Husband Refused To Have Sex With Me For 3 Years" - Angry Wife Tells Court by Xionez(m): 1:02pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
3 years?!!! So this man had a sex doll since 2015 and he kept quiet. Some people sha. They like to chop in silence. 10 Likes 3 Shares
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| Celebrities / Re: Boluwatife Balogun, Wizkid's First Son Swagged Up In News Photos by Xionez(m): 1:01pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
dominique: Probably not...but their descendants might without knowing. |
| Celebrities / Re: Boluwatife Balogun, Wizkid's First Son Swagged Up In News Photos by Xionez(m): 12:48pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
Mehn, one has to be very careful. This one that some guys are taking up the "go into the world and multipy" clause to the letter, a time will come when one of your children might just marry a descendant of these guys. The offsprings might even marry themselves. Confusion everywhere. The world is a small place, shey you know?!
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| Phones / Re: Tecno Camon cm beats samsung s6 edge in benchmark. Pics by Xionez(m): 12:39pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
So, Op is comparing Camon wetin sef with Google Pixel 2. A Google Pixel 2 XL, the reference Android device, with - The highest DxOMark camera rating yet - 4GB RAM and SD835 (octa-core!) - Official Google support for nothing less than 4years - 128GB or 64GB internal memory - Support for more LTE Bands (including least common Band 20 and 28) - Water and dust resistance - A 1440 x 2880 pixels P-OLED display with 18:9 ratio... OP, your foolishness has no limits. They ought to sack you. This is negative marketing with intent of rubbishing a product. Nothing less. Seun, pls add the "Dislike" button to Nairaland. Some threads are in need of it. 9 Likes
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| Car Talk / Re: Driver Smashes Car Into A Residential Building In Delta State (Photo) by Xionez(m): 12:16pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
.Mum: Junior, go and warm the car for me. I will be coming back to Delta on Saturday. Junior: Okay! 2 hours later... 3 Likes
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| Car Talk / Re: Mercedes-Benz Is Phasing Out V-6 Engines In Favor Of Inline-6s by Xionez(m): 12:11pm On Jan 19, 2018 |
alatbaba1: Which one?! HIV, Gonorrhrea or Sypillis?! Werey! |
| Celebrities / Re: Check Out The $920 Louis Vuitton Shirt Davido Wore To Sound City Awards by Xionez(m): 3:34pm On Jan 13, 2018 |
OP, so you want a job as a hypeman or something...
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| Phones / Re: Tecno Camon CM: Sneak Peek And First Impressions (+ Review Coming Soon) by Xionez(m): 3:16am On Jan 13, 2018 |
Meh! |
| Business / Re: Does Your Network provider Charge You For Transacting With USSD Code? by Xionez(m): 11:18am On Jan 12, 2018 |
funkyjms: Lol. UBA is even charging on top of the one Telecoms are charging. Funny thing is that you will not get SMS alert on such debits. You need to check your account statement. As someone who regularly checks his balance everyday to confirm if clients paid, I got charged exorbitantly plus the credit that is deducted from my line. I am not aware of any notice made by the bank on such practices. 1 Like 2 Shares |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (4 - 2) On 7th January 2018 by Xionez(m): 8:08pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
policy12: The only cup Arsenal will be winning is a paper cup. Nothing more but everything less. Forget Premier League. There are teams with more drive...even Burnley. Also forget Europa. If Nottingham (who hasn't won 7 games) could beat us soundly and clearly, what chance will Arsenal have against other European clubs with their bullish attitudes when it comes to Europa Cup (next best thing to UCL Cup) Its best not to waste hope on futile course events. You will need it elsewhere. 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (4 - 2) On 7th January 2018 by Xionez(m): 7:46pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
osazsky: As in eh. FA Cup and EPL go hand in hand. Win one of them and you will have some bragging rights. Win both and you are King of British Football. Arsenal will definitely end this season with nothing but invitation cards from the various events they attended...and lost. Wenger, as e old reach, cannot win or draw a match. Sir Alex Ferguson would be aiming to get all available cup under his belt if he was still in Man Utd. Ferguson is a LEGEND ho ha. Well, as far as i am concerned, Arsenal is an ordinary club. Nothing special about them. -From a now ex-Arsenal fan. *spits* |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (4 - 2) On 7th January 2018 by Xionez(m): 7:32pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
If i were the head of Arsenal Fan Union or whatever its called, I would stage a massive walkout within the halftime break. The players would emerge from the dressing room to see a stand devoid of fans. I will even boycott the next game join sef to hammer the grievances home. Make Arsenal taste relegation abeg. Yeye dey smell. 1 Like |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FA Cup: Nottingham Forest Vs Arsenal (4 - 2) On 7th January 2018 by Xionez(m): 7:21pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
Mtsheww
Arsenal and Disappointments are like this... 5 Likes
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| Autos / Re: Amazing Images Of Abandoned Car Dealership And Cars Around The World by Xionez(m): 9:40pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
SweetPuffPuff: Lolz. The way the cars are left to stand slowly, i'm guessing that someone has already made an attempt to purchase a classic and probably found all that glitters is not gold. You will be amazed by the precision of internet bots, specially modified for car ethuastist, which are employed to scrub the internet for a rare find. Those Mercedes-Benz[es] would ring 6 digits when put on the auction block. It will be higher since the cars hasn't been driven out of the show room. I'm sure there is more to it that meets the eye. |
| Celebrities / Re: Photos From Purity Okojie's 5th Birthday Celebration by Xionez(m): 8:31am On Dec 31, 2017 |
See as the shidren juz dey eye the cake. Lolz
Children and cake... 7 Likes
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| Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s Floyd Mayweather, Hushpuppi Pictured Buying Clothes Along Roadside by Xionez(m): 1:09pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
That moment when she thinks the shorts you bought 1.5k at Ikeja under bridge is also designer. 1 Like
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| Religion / Re: Bible Verses Speaking Against MouthAction by Xionez(m): 12:52pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
Timson01: Dunno about you but that homosexuality right there, Mr HeavenIsSoReall. It talks of acts between the same sex not opposite sex. Focusing on the main topic, anybody else with a quote from the Bible?! |
| Computers / Re: Intel Unveils Industry’s First FPGA Integrated With High Bandwidth Memory by Xionez(m): 12:31pm On Dec 30, 2017 |
sincere22k: With Qualcomm processors about invading their PC market, they had better come up with something. Apple is also currently toying with using their custom AX processors for their Macbooks. Microsoft is working on one. AMD may have envisioned something like this happening. Maybe that is why they went Multi-core (Hexacore or more since dual and quad cores are mainstream). It is an area where it will take ages for Qualcomm to reach. If Intel wasn't jabbed in they ar,se, they will still be trying to figure out how to get into the mobile space. A lost cause. It has been plateauing at 4 cores for a long time in. Every year, its the same i-series with increased clocks, cache etc. Nothing to get Ryzen about .This is in contrast to the GPU space. Nvidia's transition from Maxwell to Pascals was a huge advancement. A single GTX1070 could compete favourable with a dual GTX980 in SLI config. Same with AMD RX580... which became very very difficult to find, with units flying off shelves before a speck of dust could settle on them. The best GPUs from Mali, PowerVR ,Adreno or Apple will find it difficult to render graphics the way a full fledged GPU would. Someone made an attempt with Cryptocurrency mining on an Apple and Android device. It was found not to be worth it, if you factor how much the device was purchased and how long it will take to break even. Worse if electricity is not constantly available to power it. https://9to5mac.com/2017/12/21/hands-on-mobileminer-how-to-mine-cryptocurrency-on-an-iphone-video/ https://www.quora.com/Can-I-use-Android-for-bitcoin-mining (check the last comment) |
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