Kewt: Am glad to be a part Nairaland.

It has helped me change my perception on certain issues and also made me know through constant interaction (been a member since 2007 i think) that there are intelligent people who base their reasoning and analysis from logic and facts, there are also stewpid people who write/speak just to be noticed.

God bless Nairaland and every sensible poster!

Missy_B:
Ko yo! Vbo ye è?

ItsModella:
I have tasted it before...you know i'm a girl na and i must lie/form on a social site like this..hehe, *wink*

ItsModella:
Yeah, person wey never eat termite before dey wash abi? spare me the crap please. I only eat cockroaches

Missy_B: That's termite, it's called edon in my language.
I used to like that stuff, not sure I can eat it again though.

ferhyntorlah:

It's called Velvet.

safarigirl: Started this up in reply to Sagamite's thread. Women need eye candy too

1. George Clooney, 51 (May 6, 1961)

http://www.listal.com/viewimage/821105

2. Johnny Depp, 49 (June 9, 1963)

nollywood20: [size=18pt]IN FACT NAIRALAND SHOULD MAKE REGISTRATION $1000 ANNUALLY.
TO STOP STRAY DOGS FROM POLLUTING THIS FORUM.[/size]

pro01: The problem is that while you're (foolishly) waiting, there is a high chance that other ruthless men are bleeping her senseless elsewhere. When you eventually marry her, she would of course claim to be technically a virgin - that she lost her hymen while doing routine exercises. If you insist on making noise about how wide and loose her punny is, she would impudently ask you: 'Did you marry me for me or for my hymen'? The idea is to blackmail you into accepting and tolerating the fact that you have been conned into paying a high price for damaged goods.

The point is: what is the sense in waiting until marriage to have sex with someone that is already having sex with other people?

luluosas:
No network chooses number to operate themselves. NCC are the ones responsible for allocating new number series to the different telecoms service providers.

segunsd:

Na true. We should also include Baba Suwe

Sunny_bobo:

Bros, did you take those pictures with Nokia 3310? Abeg nor vex, I just dey ask

ANY-PEN :
wish i have money to throw around, i would have been on the streets enjoying the season in different places.
i have been home with my mum, just eating and browsing the internet.

Series22: So na tonto dike thread we go use do xmas.. Abeg, God no allow tonto thread follow us enta 2013

Tusky44: Competitive companies don't give staff Xmas gift cos they understand that a truly multinational company in the 21st century would have a good mix of staff from various ethnic, religious, and cultural background.

Nigerians please travel out and see the light.

Tusky44: Competitive companies don't give staff Xmas gift cos they understand that a truly multinational company in the 21st century would have a good mix of staff from various ethnic, religious, and cultural background.

Nigerians please travel out and see the light.

NEROSKY:

[size=20pt]wey i neva chop since morning[/size]

moreeni: OMG! Jesus is Lord. There I was thinking I am so thin. Lord help her keep some fat.Amen

moreeni: OMG! Jesus is Lord. There I was thinking I am so thin. Lord help her keep some fat.Amen

llouis: On the internet its like this:
If you pay for a product it becomes yours, but
If its free and you register for it, you become the product.

In the light of this i don't understand why everyone is so vexed about this. Any social platform like yahoo, facebook, instagram or whoever that allows you to register and run things for free has the right to sell and share info on u to governments or companies that are sourcing for such.

U just wait till 2015 when u start getting annoying text messages to vote for who and who and then you will realize that the same things been done here in naija as well, so b careful the kind of info you put online,else your so called private life is being monitored by one agency or another.

Facebook is out to acquire whatsapp, when this happens i guess bb wud probably b the only safe way to communicate, since it aint free.

Jyde89: Mchewwwwww, how dis news take give me xmas gift.

hydiciousb: iyanya don drain the waist na.

sKeetz: @op....you must be kidding me, Does that dude look like Obama to you

BoboYekini: android not andriod,
Dont let the iphone fanboys see thata gaffe o.

BoboYekini: android not andriod,
Dont let the iphone fanboys see thata gaffe o.

BoboYekini: android not andriod,
Dont let the iphone fanboys see thata gaffe o.