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7 Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Babe Before February 14 by Cetona(f): 4:58pm On Feb 12, 2016
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1) 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re capable of killing me... It's over!!! grin

2) You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! grin

3) I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!! grin

4) I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over! grin

5) I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over! grin

6) I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. Why did you reply me the next day?... It's over!!!!grin

7) I called you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in-law. Pack your bags. It's over!!!!grin

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Re: 7 Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Babe Before February 14 by Tummyyoung: 6:54pm On Feb 12, 2016
Like seriosly??


Is it rili ova??wunt u collect ya valentine gift #winks
Re: 7 Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Babe Before February 14 by Premiumbuy(m): 1:28pm On May 16
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Hi Cetona, I came across your diary in the diary section, and to be honest it's quite interesting, and I was able to learn one or two things from it, what I actually want to discuss with you is the way you write, I notice there's a way you start your writing, when you first started your writing like the first page of your diary, I so much like it which always make me read a post twice, but as the diary progesses you stop doing it, and I'm like what made you stop, even tho I never stopped liking your writing, it's just that I feel something missing, and secondly I want to learn how to start a write-up that way from you, expecting your reply soon.
Re: 7 Ways Of Breaking Up With Your Babe Before February 14 by Premiumbuy(m): 3:52pm On May 17
Cetona:
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1) 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re capable of killing me... It's over!!! grin

2) You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! grin

3) I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!! grin

4) I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over! grin

5) I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over! grin

6) I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am.

7) I called you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in-law. Pack your bags. It's over!!!!grin

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I posted something earlier on this post I don't know if you've seen it, because I've been waiting for your response on it.

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