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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EmperorLee(m): 8:32pm On Nov 22, 2016
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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by SRK1(m): 11:03am On Nov 27, 2016
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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:57pm On Dec 04, 2016
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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 2:31pm On Dec 07, 2016
Please does anyone have a PDF of Romancing Your Husband by Debra White Smith, or any site I can download it free?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by xage(m): 7:22am On Dec 16, 2016
Nice
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Janeriga(m): 11:23pm On Dec 16, 2016
Love is a commitment btwn one party n d oda, not a department where silly choices can b taken.....
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by obidirector(m): 3:12am On Jan 01, 2017
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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jan 01, 2017
I once walked through Death's corridors,
Where atop the icy floors lay carpets of blood,
Where lightbulbs radiated uninspiring darkness,
And a gallimaufry of rankling human skulls,
Dangled menacingly from the chandelier above;
I was a coat of paint away from the dreaded hearse,
My fate ragged and grim like a pallbearer's countenance,
My destiny doomed, like Oedipus at his birth,
I was famished; I so hungered for a hug,
I so wanted affection,
I so hankered for the warmth of a bonfire,
And perhaps a Doctor's prescription for my wounded confidence;


I so wanted to give up,
To capitulate,
To succumb to the eerie whispers that mocked my perseverance,
Then in the most unexpected hour,
The most ravishing woman appeared;
When she walked, it was divinity in motion,
When she spoke, it was sublimity in sound,
Her hair was red, her teeth heavenly white,
Her eyes ocean blue, her smile Nigerian green,
Red, white, blue, green,
What a pleasant colour wheel she was,
The luminescence of her skin compared to the sun,
Is like the Sistine Chapel's glory compared to a ramshackle shack,


The mystery woman was arrayed in an aureate apron,
Which fluttered happily and merrily, like a superhero's cape in a pompous wind,
The mystery woman soon opened the doors,
Doors that led to a kitchen,
Not a kitchen of breakable plates,
Nor of aloof metal spoons,
The kitchen was her heart of gold,
From which she prepared a delightful banquet;
Food and drink flowed like a mutinous river,
It was a serve-yourself-affair,
A buffet of love, a ceremony of Plentiful;
Encouraged by her artless smile, I ate to my satisfaction;


We had kisses for repast,
French kisses for main course,
And each time, the kisses peeled away our dresses and inhibitions,
‘Fore the giant snake in my pants,
Sweet-talked its way into her Garden Of Eden,
“I'm cûmming, I'm cûmming”, she moaned,
And in that beautiful moment,
Her womb belched a thunderous squirt,
And deposited her ovaries on my unsuspecting lips.

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:36am On Jan 02, 2017
So, I'm not a poetess, but I love poems. I came across this years ago, but I was going through my phone today and stumbled upon it. Decided to post it here.

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "chops"
because that was the name of his dog
and thats what it was all about
his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts.
that was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born
with tiny nails and no hair
and his mother and father kissed alot
and the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it

once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kithcen door
beause of the new paint
and the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometime they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see santa claus
and the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed alot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it

once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
and he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
and thats what it was all about
and his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
that was the year Father Tracy died
and he forgot how the end
of the Apostles's Creed went
and he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
and the girl around the corner
wore too much make up
that made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
becuase it was the thing to do
and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly

that's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
and he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
because that's what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didnt think
he could reach the kitchen----

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 12:44am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:
So, I'm not a poetess, but I love poems. I came across this years ago, but I was going through my phone today and stumbled upon it. Decided to post it here.

This is my most favourite poem in the world cheesy cheesy
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 1:07am On Jan 02, 2017
swann:


This is my most favourite poem in the world cheesy cheesy

Really? grin... I read it on repeat for like... Three days straight. Okay. I'm exaggerating, but abg. I love the poem. I love the book itself. You have read the book yes?

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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 1:18am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:


Really? grin... I read it on repeat for like... Three days straight. Okay. I'm exaggerating, but abg. I love the poem. I love the book itself. You have read the book yes?
Hmmm.

Thank Lord. . .u didn't get annoyed. cheesy


#YOlo
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 2:13am On Jan 02, 2017
YOLOHOMMIE:
Hmmm.

Thank Lord. . .u didn't get annoyed. cheesy


#YOlo

smiley Novels keep me sane.

On a totally unrelated note though, why the #Yolo after each comment?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 2:34am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:


smiley Novels keep me sane.

On a totally unrelated note though, why the #Yolo after each comment?


In love with it. . .its just a kind of reminder smiley

smiley

#YOLO
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 2:41am On Jan 02, 2017
YOLOHOMMIE:



In love with it. . .its just a kind of reminder smiley

smiley

#YOLO

Wouldn't it be funny if you spoke how you type?

Like ending each sentence with yolo..
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 2:46am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:


Wouldn't it be funny if you spoke how you type?

Like ending each sentence with yolo..

Lol. . .well, I don't and I can't.
besides, why still awake?
It's damn late already u know.


#YOLO
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 2:51am On Jan 02, 2017
YOLOHOMMIE:


Lol. . .well, I don't and I can't.
besides, why still awake?
It's damn late already u know.


#YOLO

Sleep has adamantly refused to come. Its actually very annoying.

Let me guess why you're up... Listening to ur music?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 2:55am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:


Sleep has adamantly refused to come. Its actually very annoying.

Let me guess why you're up... Listening to ur music?
hahaha. . .u re pretty right.
I got the song on repeat. . .playing it over and over again. cheesy

How about you,
What's keeping you awake?


#YOLO
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:01am On Jan 02, 2017
YOLOHOMMIE:
hahaha. . .u re pretty right.
I got the song on repeat. . .playing it over and over again. cheesy

How about you,
What's keeping you awake?


#YOLO

Food. grin.. And nairaland. But mostly food. Once I'm done I'll sink in my bed and force sleep to come. Whether it likes it or not.

What song yu listening to?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 3:10am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:


Food. grin.. And nairaland. But mostly food. Once I'm done I'll sink in my bed and force sleep to come. Whether it likes it or not.

What song yu listening to?

Lol u don't mean it cheesy

It's "reminder" - theweeknd.

Dude is so talented.

#YOLO
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:19am On Jan 02, 2017
YOLOHOMMIE:


Lol u don't mean it cheesy

It's "reminder" - theweeknd.

Dude is so talented.

#YOLO

Ah.. He's a weeknd fan.. I felt it coming wink

Through with eatin thoh.. Goodnight.
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by YOLOHOMMIE(m): 7:37am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:


Ah.. He's a weeknd fan.. I felt it coming wink

Through with eatin thoh.. Goodnight.

Good morning . . .how was ya nyt? smiley


#YOLO
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:00am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:


Really? grin... I read it on repeat for like... Three days straight. Okay. I'm exaggerating, but abg. I love the poem. I love the book itself. You have read the book yes?

I have read the book. It's the most read book in my library(Like 20+ times, no exaggeration). It gave me a lot ot hope and i just loved feeling Infinite cheesy cheesy. Did the book make you feel "infinite" too cheesy?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by amicable09(f): 9:18am On Jan 02, 2017
Niyuu:
So, I'm not a poetess, but I love poems. I came across this years ago, but I was going through my phone today and stumbled upon it. Decided to post it here.

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
and he called it "chops"
because that was the name of his dog
and thats what it was all about
his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts.
that was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born
with tiny nails and no hair
and his mother and father kissed alot
and the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it

once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kithcen door
beause of the new paint
and the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometime they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see santa claus
and the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed alot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it

once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
and he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
and thats what it was all about
and his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
that was the year Father Tracy died
and he forgot how the end
of the Apostles's Creed went
and he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
and the girl around the corner
wore too much make up
that made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
becuase it was the thing to do
and at 3 am he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly

that's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
and he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
because that's what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didnt think
he could reach the kitchen----
Hi dear, may I know the name of this poet please?

I love this poem and thanks for sharing cheesy
Thanks colik too.
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:19am On Jan 02, 2017
swann:


I have read the book. It's the most read book in my library(Like 20+ times, no exaggeration). It gave me a lot ot hope and i just loved feeling Infinite cheesy cheesy. Did the book make you feel "infinite" too cheesy?

grin... I just love it when I see a fellow fan. Have you by chance read 'The Givers'?
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:22am On Jan 02, 2017
YOLOHOMMIE:


Good morning . . .how was ya nyt? smiley


#YOLO



It was non existent. Sleep still refused to show up.I'll prolly fall asleep later though... You slept awesomely yes?

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