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3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by jhydebaba(m): 1:37pm On Aug 02, 2012
1. Question: Give one benefit of the internet?
Answer: it is an avenue to meet boyfriends/girlfriends.

2. Question: differentiate between Conductor and Insulator.
Answer: Conductor is someone that call "Ketu" "Ketu" while Insulator is someone that sit down "jeje"

3. Question: differentiate between motor and generator.
Answer: A motor has a steering, gear, seat, door, windscreen while a generator does not have.
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by drlaykay(m): 1:48pm On Aug 02, 2012
49%
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by bunmioguns(m): 2:52pm On Aug 02, 2012
where is the Joke?
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by jhydebaba(m): 8:42pm On Aug 02, 2012
bunmioguns: where is the Joke?
Check it under ur keyboard. Mtsheeeew!!!

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Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Nobody: 9:57pm On Aug 02, 2012
bunmioguns: where is the Joke?
i'm still looking for it
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by jhydebaba(m): 5:00am On Aug 03, 2012
PretiEbony: i'm still looking for it
Do I need to explain the joke for some dumbhead ctrl C + ctrl V jokers?
The joke is a true life reflection of Nigeria's bastardized education system, imagine a teacher marking 3rd term examination in a secondary school and a student giving such answers.
Well, I won't blame some people who did not see the joke up there because that is just the way they will answer such questions in an examination.
bunmioguns: where is the Joke?
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by timilehing(m): 8:03am On Aug 03, 2012
jhydebaba: Do I need to explain the joke for some dumbhead ctrl C + ctrl V jokers?
The joke is a true life reflection of Nigeria's bastardized education system, imagine a teacher marking 3rd term examination in a secondary school and a student giving such answers.
Well, I won't blame some people who did not see the joke up there because that is just the way they will answer such questions in an examination.

then this is no joke!
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by cindyrella(f): 10:06am On Aug 03, 2012
jhydebaba: Check it under ur keyboard. Mtsheeeew!!!
Lol
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by realsammie(m): 10:15am On Aug 03, 2012
make i laugh
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by kinkie(f): 10:52am On Aug 03, 2012
You tried small.
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by mikuz(m): 11:02am On Aug 03, 2012
kinkie: You tried small.
hey babe.
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Nobody: 11:21am On Aug 03, 2012
Not so funny.
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by mikuz(m): 1:59pm On Aug 03, 2012
booqee: Not so funny.
you no go ever change. Guess this is ya default habit!!

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Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 03, 2012
mikuz: you no go ever change. Guess this is ya default habit!!
u don't look familiar.
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by nikkyshyne(f): 2:14pm On Aug 03, 2012
jhydebaba: Check it under ur keyboard. Mtsheeeew!!!
This is where the joke lies. Lmao
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by mikuz(m): 3:55pm On Aug 03, 2012
nikkyshyne:
This is where the joke lies. Lmao
Is that ya picture? grin
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Nobody: 7:41pm On Aug 03, 2012
Choi! Nikkyshyne u beautiful nor be small oh.....
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by mikuz(m): 7:48pm On Aug 03, 2012
Shes from Somalia
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by nikkyshyne(f): 8:42pm On Aug 03, 2012
mikuz: Is that ya picture? grin
mikuz: Shes from Somalia
Yes it is my picture. And am not from Somalia, I am from Angola! You think say being an African chikilo na small thing?
booqee: Choi! Nikkyshyne u beautiful nor be small oh.....
Thank you, thank you kiss
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by mikuz(m): 9:47pm On Aug 03, 2012
Lol
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by CrazyMan(m): 12:39am On Aug 04, 2012
*Sighs*
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Murphy7h4: 1:33am On Aug 04, 2012
Thanks a lot
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by jhydebaba(m): 7:00am On Aug 04, 2012
kinkie: You tried small.
This is not a copy and paste joke, I was marking 3rd term exam question for a secondary school, I saw these answers in some students answer sheet.
The reason why some people here believe it is not a joke is just that they cannot differentiate from the two things. #productofthebadsystem
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Abbey2sam(m): 7:13am On Aug 04, 2012
jhydebaba: Do I need to explain the joke for some dumbhead ctrl C + ctrl V jokers?
The joke is a true life reflection of Nigeria's bastardized education system, imagine a teacher marking 3rd term examination in a secondary school and a student giving such answers.
Well, I won't blame some people who did not see the joke up there because that is just the way they will answer such questions in an examination.
dude just accept it,this is no joke
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by jhydebaba(m): 8:19am On Aug 04, 2012
Abbey2sam:
dude just accept it,this is no joke
Yes Boss!!! Everybody can't be wrong at the same time.
So, what is it?
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Nobody: 4:19pm On Aug 04, 2012
100% dry undecided undecided undecided
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by mikuz(m): 4:22pm On Aug 04, 2012
~vicky~:
100% dry undecided undecided undecided
my love
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Nobody: 4:35pm On Aug 04, 2012
mikuz: my love

Honey-pie kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by mikuz(m): 4:39pm On Aug 04, 2012
Im cold
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by Nobody: 4:48pm On Aug 04, 2012
mikuz: Im cold


am here for u sweetie..to warm u up
Re: 3rd Term Examination Questions And Answers by mikuz(m): 4:56pm On Aug 04, 2012
Something don dey peep! grin

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