Twaz horrible•i neva knew nl cud be dis fun•i posted a thread nd everyone attacked d hell out of my life•d likes of emmy,soji,fluid,slimyem nd d host of dem•neva knew insults was an inevitable part of nl•d yabbins were too much for poor little me•i insulted back which I leta learnt I neva shud av•well,in d long run I got d msg dat nairaland z jt a place wit clowns nd very funny pepo allova•lukin for wu to devour•well I learnt in a preety hard way buh its a world of learning afterall so no regrets•I LOVE NAIRALAND•nl was a pain in my cute ass•share ur xperiences if u av any nd plz I tke God beg una,dnt yab me•

It appears you are quite emotional. Don't worry, I won't yab you again. *pinky promise*

Lolz•i hope all those I offended will forgive nd forget•minus emmy cos am neva gonna forgive dah boi•

If you can't beat them, You join them
Blend in.
Once again, Welcome to Nairaland

ITbomb: If you can't beat them, You join them
Blend in.
Once again, Welcome to Nairaland

exactly•tnk u tnk u•i hope dey all get to read dis•its actualli nt d best way to treat a nu comer•haba!u guyz turned me into a talker wich I hate to be•itz gud tho!I shall still yab pepo sumday•*Godknowz*

Nxt time u murder my handle, am gonna eat u raw!


Back to topic,...... Good to know that you are learning fast...... I guess you are ready for induction......oya, get th following items after which you will be officially welcome to the bashing club:white she-goat, white duck, white cloth, the front teeth of lioness(dis wil bring out d action in u) n above all, a might grass-cutter n a turkey foot.

Lolz•omg dis gurl z jt a thief•wen last did u eat a goat meat or a fawo(fowl)nd by d ways wu told u guys I wana blend sef•*i still wanna mke trouble nd quarrel nd fight*joooo oooooroh!hapiz brave•lolz

smh @the perl-happiness...
can someone please tell her to get rid of the annoying and useless bold dots?

Sijo01: Nxt time u murder my handle, am gonna eat u raw!


Back to topic,...... Good to know that you are learning fast...... I guess you are ready for induction......oya, get th following items after which you will be officially welcome to the bashing club:white she-goat, white duck, white cloth, the front teeth of lioness(dis wil bring out d action in u) n above all, a might grass-cutter n a turkey foot.

You forgot the feather of a nine year old vulture that will be use to chase away the evil forces of 190, Mr. Cork, sexkillz and their likes.
and a chameleon egg that will help you stay away from Ban especially from sexkillz after he unsuccessfully tries to chyke you.
He is the moderator. Dont ask me how. in Nigeria everything goes

slimyem: smh @the perl-happiness...
can someone please tell her to get rid of the annoying and useless bold dots?

get used to it. MOR0N

ITbomb:
You forgot the feather of a nine year old vulture that will be use to chase away the evil forces of 190, Mr. Cork, sexkillz and their likes.
and a chameleon egg that will help you stay away from Ban especially from sexkillz after he unsuccessfully tries to chyke you.
He is the moderator. Dont ask me how. in Nigeria everything goes

Lmaooo....thanks for adding, my bad actually.

Op, hope you'v taken notes?......more are still coming, once other elders arrives.

slimyem: smh @the perl-happiness...
can someone please tell her to get rid of the annoying and useless bold dots?

lol @bold dots.......d tin dey shuk u ni?

pearl~hapi:
Lolz•omg dis gurl z jt a thief•wen last did u eat a goat meat or a fawo(fowl)nd by d ways wu told u guys I wana blend sef•*i still wanna mke trouble nd quarrel nd fight*joooo oooooroh!hapiz brave•lolz

mi theif ke.......i dnt like goat meat, i deal with bush meat, dat was why i asked u to buy might grass-cutter &turkey foot....the goat belongs to the gods.

ITbomb:
get used to it. MOR0N

suck that up...Id1ot!

Sijo01:


lol @bold dots.......d tin dey shuk u ni?

e dey shuk me o..pass wetin you nor know sef.

ITbomb:
get used to it. MOR0N

yes slowpoke get used to it•cos I wud fix it again nd again••••••••oya cry nau•lmao

That's my girl

slimyem: smh @the perl-happiness...
can someone please tell her to get rid of the annoying and useless bold dots?

The dot• isn't the only thing annoying. She is typing like she is chatting or sending a sms. Pearl, could you please learn to write the full text? You'v got enough space on here. *just saying*

Check my nl interactions thread- you should find something describing your situation there.

@ op.

nikkyshyne:
The dot• isn't the only thing annoying. She is typing like she is chatting or sending a sms. Pearl, could you please learn to write the full text? You'v got enough space on here. *just saying*

noted *hope I satisfied yhu*@irritatedbymyabbreviations•

tpia@:
Check my nl interactions thread- you should find something describing your situation there.

@ op.

tnkz mr teacher.I do not need your interaction thread.no hard feelings

Nd are those your first experiences on nl?I hope u guys understood my question?

now m wondering..wot d hell am i doing here?how do i make frends?wots nl ol bout?..do u js post n comment on threads?..i still b jjc

Reaberry: now m wondering..wot d hell am i doing here?how do i make frends?wots nl ol bout?..do u js post n comment on threads?..i still b jjc

eya.I wish the likes of soji an ID were here to help out.am still learning,myself and discovering things out bymyself maybe you should just try doin that too.nairaland is fun tho.uwc

......lol
OP
I just can't help laughing out loud. I've gone through your thread and I understood what you must have gone through.
Your first post on nairaland was in the literature/section and you got positive comments and you thought you'd get the same treatment in Romance section....lol

pearl~hapi:
eya.I wish the likes of soji an ID were here to help out.am still learning,myself and discovering things out bymyself maybe you should just try doin that too.nairaland is fun tho.uwc

did u just repeat dat 'soji'?........i go do u sometin o.

Sijo01:


did u just repeat dat 'soji'?........i go do u sometin o.

lolz.hapiz strong enough to receive any bulala from yhu.ano be jjc again.no carry me playoooooo

Apparently you are gaining popularity in leaps and bounds...

fluid26: Apparently you are gaining popularity in leaps and bounds...

enemy of progress+jealousyyyyyyyy

How am I an enemy of progress?

Reaberry: now m wondering..wot d hell am i doing here?

what were you hoping to find when you joined? what made you join?

how do i make frends?

u'll make better friends offline. not everyone here is real, dont be naive.

wots nl ol bout?

a forum is where you visit to hear and be heard.

..do u js post n comment on threads?..i still b jjc

if you have questions, you start/open a thread and people give their opinions on it

if you have answers, look for a thread and give your opinion on it

fluid26: How am I an enemy of progress?

cos u r obviously vexing that am gaining popularity*eyes rolling*did I just say that?

hmmm...once again you disappoint me with your level of reasoning and understanding.

However, I *pinky promised* so, I won't yab you. Cheers!