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~local Call~ by chiogo(f): 10:26pm On Dec 15, 2007
hey, y'all, i got this joke from my brother's friend.lol. Lemme just post it.

The president of Naija died and went to hell, right?? The president of other countries like US,Britain were also in hell. They started braggin' about how much money they exploited from their countries. So, the president of the US took d phone to make a call to the US to talk to his homies. He talked for a really long time, like 2 hours. when he finished, he was told his bill was $1,000,000. Naija president, mad, took d phone immediately and stayed on it for like 5 hours, thinkin' his bill wld be very high. When he got off, he was like "how much is my bill??", with a rich man's attitude. the operator was like "ur bill's "#20". He was surprised and mad. He questioned d operator askin' why his bill was so low after talkin' for several hours. The operator was like "It's because you made a local call". From one hell to another hell is a local call, get it??.


y'all don't be mad, a'ight. i didn't make d joke. wink
Re: ~local Call~ by Migines(m): 12:10am On Dec 16, 2007
Whoz biz??

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