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Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bingbagbo(m): 10:26pm On Aug 05, 2012 |
LANE 1: BUNMÌOGUNS (JAMAICA), BEST TIME=6.55 SEC LANE 2: EL GUAPO ( NIGERIA), BEST TIME=18.98 SEC LANE 3: SUTOBOY (USA) BEST TIME=28.89 SEC LANE 4: DONKOLLIONE (JAMAICA),BEST TIME= 6.42 SEC LANE 5: DANI1LUV (SOMALIA), BEST TIME=3 HOURS LANE 6: BRIGHT (CONGO) BEST TIME=2 WEEKS LANE 7: DR BIN GBAGBO(JAMAICA) BEST TIME=0.02 SEC LANE 8: HOMAR (IRAQ) , BEST TIME= 9 MONTHS LET THE PREDICTIONS AND BETTINGS BEGIN. ... . 1, 2, 3. . .GO!!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by VivaSplendor(m): 10:38pm On Aug 05, 2012 |
Lolz..... D difference z clear.... Na Homar go win d medal naaaa! |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by toygod2: 4:16am On Aug 06, 2012 |
or D donkey. lol |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bashydemy(m): 5:26am On Aug 06, 2012 |
what? peep in an dashed out |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bingbagbo(m): 7:15am On Aug 06, 2012 |
Viva Splendor: Lolz..... D difference z clear.... Na Homar go win d medal naaaa! yes na. . . from the back heheheee! |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bright007(f): 8:06am On Aug 06, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:bincrakpo,have u been skipping your drugs? Bush piglet! |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bingbagbo(m): 8:15am On Aug 06, 2012 |
bright007: bincrakpo,have u been skipping your drugs? u must run this race today!!.! bright007: bincrakpo,have u been skipping your drugs? u must run this race today!!.! |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bright007(f): 10:22am On Aug 06, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:[/color]u no get work? [color=#000099]ping me and let me fix u somewhere! |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by dani1luv: 10:36am On Aug 06, 2012 |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bingbagbo(m): 12:11pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
bright007: [/color]u no get work? [color=#000099]ping me and let me fix u somewhere! ping you on your nokia torch?? this is madness now? |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by Nobody: 12:47pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
100 Ish for Kids -- Sorry to Disappoint i do 800m! |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by VivaSplendor(m): 4:02pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Aw can..,..! Homar Gold medalist |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bright007(f): 4:18pm On Aug 06, 2012 |
dani1luv:dani, beht why u dey open ya brown teeth?havnt u stop using charcoal $ salt to brush? |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by Nobody: 10:51am On Aug 08, 2012 |
......Erm erm erm..*clears throat*..... The IOC after series of extensive tests has found out that all the above athlete listed were lieing...their lies are: AGE:they claimed to be young lads but they are APPROXIMATELY 40years!!.they were given birth by one mother, BOOBSQEE in one night...we dont condone mutants racing with normal human beings NATIONALITY:they all hail from mogadishu in SOMALIA..forget all those USA crap DRUGS:the most mind blowing shock of all was that each were tested positive of RAW CRACK..you heard me right...hard undiluted crack!!.. PUNISHMENT: indefinite ban from jokes and sports section...plus 8months madness sentence in bustbin crackpo memorial hospital of mad men, yaba left!! Oya dani1hate, come cop their asses!! P.S:...dustbin, why you no include my name for that list..i would have be the only dawg out there to make joke section proud but you have team up with ioc organisers to robb me again..no wonder u support UEFAlonia |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by Homar(m): 3:27pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
(9 months) Bin gbagbo don finish me o . But anyways na me get d gold medal |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bunmioguns(m): 4:12pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
projan no dey dissapoint, trust na |
Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by bingbagbo(m): 6:24pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
bunmioguns: projan no dey dissapoint, trust na up projan!!! |
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