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Rhymes by Spiceyblue: 10:09pm On Dec 18, 2007
Here is how this works: We make sentences ending with rhyming word, try to keep the end word rhyme alive:

I like READING
but prefer BROWSING
Re: Rhymes by sexytitan(f): 1:54am On Jan 02, 2008
I cant stay awake but try so hard to
The rhyme to make is making my heart blue
Oh, oh i wish i had a hearthrob who'll hold me in his arms like glue
Trust me, u dont want to hear his cue
Re: Rhymes by Spiceyblue: 9:51am On Jan 06, 2008
but I wanna hear more, really i do
something might just happen, sth new
just when it's due
Re: Rhymes by jaeo(m): 4:42pm On Jan 06, 2008
here is a rhyme sexy titan its titled family lineaga
my grandfather was a tailor
my father was a tailor and later bcame a sailor
he travelled round the world and met my mother who at that time worked in a beer parlour
they got married and bleeped in the parlour
gave birth to me in a hospitalcalled factor



here is another one
picture this scenario
lil jaymz up in the studio banging em sterio
my song be playing on the radio

see fans outside my window it makes go ooh
i think am gonna blow

thats all from lil jaymz the nigga with the most skills
Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 9:15pm On Jan 13, 2008
hey fellas please i really need a job
tired of hanging around at the pub

i used to have tall dreams
but sitting at home getting fat leaves me bursting at my seams

wish i worked in shell
so i could live happy and well

but now i'm just a tailor
people think i'm a failure

guys, i really need money quick
coz right now my future's looking bleak

friends tell me to marry
but no, that will have to tarry

coz if there's no money
there's sure hell no honey,


hahaha grin wink grin

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Re: Rhymes by soulthief: 9:25pm On Jan 13, 2008
Reallyempathisewithucolors,whydontuchatwithme,icanhelpreally.soulstartler@yahoo.co.uk.tryme

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Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 9:28pm On Jan 13, 2008
soul thief, thanks i really need the help. lets chat
Re: Rhymes by Gamine(f): 9:33pm On Jan 13, 2008
Nice one nice one Colors!

ok here goes,

i am trying to read
cos i have exams next week

i am taking coffee
so that i can study
its not working!

Shoot, i just have to manage
try, read and have courage
as i enter the examination hall in college!

he heh

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Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 9:40pm On Jan 13, 2008
hey gamine,

sometimes its not about reading
you also need feeding

you dont have to read all day
please just listen to what i say

you dont have to pass
to get to the next class

just go see your teacher
hopefully he is a lecher

with your winsome looks
who needs to read those damn books grin

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Re: Rhymes by princesa(f): 4:25pm On Jan 14, 2008
colours thats fantastic
you really know your stuff.

here is mine

two by two
they all walk pass by me
but am alone
in this cold
with no one to hold
or call my own.
alone! alone! alone!

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Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 7:48pm On Jan 14, 2008
princesa
its too bad youre all alone
why dont you call me on the phone

coz loneliness i can never condone
but hey, maybe the fault is your own

maybe you should smile a little more
when next a guy comes knocking at your door

even if you are not fine
at least let your inner beauty shine

i have a brother
he has a wife but needs another
so pls send me your number
with a picture that makes you look younger

who knows with a little photo editing
we can find you someone befitting
grin wink

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Re: Rhymes by princesa(f): 11:43am On Jan 15, 2008
thanks colours for that rhymed solution. wink
but i wonder again
is it just a rhyme or is that a solution i should look forward to and heed.

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Re: Rhymes by eazychi(m): 2:18pm On Jan 15, 2008
Mom told me to maitain
So that I could eat plantain
That will help me sustain
Before I leave for Britain


grin grin grin Jungle rymes huh!
Re: Rhymes by Gamine(f): 12:47am On Jan 16, 2008
Colors! my girl u just dey bubble

Abeg chop knuckle.

Your ryhmes are just too tight!
i wunda how i could compete without a fight

lemme go back to my drawing board
i hope this dosnt sound odd

That i respect the way u do
i hope ur really a girl and u dont have us fooled!

Keep up ur work my sister
May ur well never dry up till hither!

lol grin grin
Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 12:41pm On Jan 16, 2008
Gamine:

Colors! my girl u just dey bubble

Abeg chop knuckle.

Your ryhmes are just too tight!
i wunda how i could compete without a fight

let me go back to my drawing board
i hope this dosnt sound odd

That i respect the way u do
i hope your really a girl and u don't have us fooled!

Keep up your work my sister
May your well never dry up till hither!

lol grin grin

hey gamine,

you obviously dont believe girls are this smart
thats just too bad coz for me this is an art


i started doing this when i was in high school
obviously thats why my stuff is so cool

i like that you are going back to the drawing board
wish i could share my knowledge but , no i like to hoard

hey, what about the exams you had to write
hope you took my advice coz i was just trying to make your burdens light

i'm through with school still i know how hard it was
struggling to remember all the numerous laws

wish i could write more but today i'm rather sad
got some news and yes it was bad

really depressing stuff i dont wish to say
summary of it is that i really need some pay

so please pray for me today before you go to sleep
as i stay awake, depressed, trying hard not to weep

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Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 1:00pm On Jan 16, 2008
sexytitan:

I can't stay awake but try so hard to
The rhyme to make is making my heart blue
Oh, oh i wish i had a hearthrob who'll hold me in his arms like glue
Trust me, u don't want to hear his cue

i'm not sure you want to be held like glue
especially when your partner has got the flu

i know just how you feel, trust me i do
i used to be alone, sad and blue

i got so worried
thought i was ugly, fat and horrid

then i met someone nice
he took me out for some chicken and rice

he didnt have much money
but i thought he was funny

and we've been toghether ever since
you know love isnt only about rice and beans

sometimes its about kolanuts
riding okadas and living in huts grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 1:15pm On Jan 16, 2008
princesa:

thanks colours for that rhymed solution. wink
but i wonder again
is it just a rhyme or is that a solution i should look forward to and heed.

its just a rhyme that i suggest you should heed
a friend in need is a friend indeed

i dont do this always but for you i will
sure i wont do it for free, you've got to pay a bill

dont think much about how much it'll cost
instead think of how much time you've lost

its time you got a man to treat you right
even if tis' not love at first sight

when you are ready to give it a trial
dont hesitate to give me a dial grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Rhymes by princesa(f): 6:28pm On Jan 16, 2008
hi colors you are really killing me
here one you cant resist
i would love to take ur advice
but here is the real fact



To go unnoticed
is the worst feeling i feel
to be a loner
is the worst place ive been
why wont my heart
stop this great crave
little and little hurt
will sure send it to its grave
yet the one sunshine i see
pass by me
as if i've never lived
the pain is so strong
that am sure i can't take
would sweet sucide
be the best pleasing way
no man catch my fancy
except this fun guy
and i sure can see
i'm heading for a big turbine
and death shall end my way
so colours what do you say
Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 8:16pm On Jan 16, 2008
princesa:

hi colors you are really killing me
here one you can't resist
i would love to take your advice
but here is the real fact



To go unnoticed
is the worst feeling i feel
to be a loner
is the worst place ive been
why wont my heart
stop this great crave
little and little hurt
will sure send it to its grave
yet the one sunshine i see
pass by me
as if i've never lived
the pain is so strong
that am sure i can't take
would sweet sucide
be the best pleasing way
no man catch my fancy
except this fun guy
and i sure can see
i'm heading for a big turbine
and death shall end my way
so colours what do you say

princesa
this your case is quite serious
its a wonder you are not yet delirious

i thought i could really assist
but this is one job i'll have to resist

ii suggest you see a shrink
coz its obvious you are at the brink

dont kill yourself yet
if you really need love why not get a pet

with a cat or dog you can express your emotion
at least you'll be assured of total devotion

it will lay at your feet
as you sit and knit

and even though you cant kiss
male company you wont really miss

its too bad your "sunshine " doesnt see you
maybe when he looks at you he doesnt like the view

trust me if you really like him youve got to impress
with your hair, figure, beauty and dress

lol grin shocked
Re: Rhymes by dominique(f): 12:31am On Jan 17, 2008
@ colors

you're so cool wit the rhymes.
wish i can be like that sometimes

i wonder how long it took you learn it
or did you natuarally earn it

i hope my rhymes make sense
'cus i am not one bit dense

i know i'll improve on my rhymes later.
but as they say, better late than never!
Re: Rhymes by dominique(f): 12:31am On Jan 17, 2008
@ colors

you're so cool wit the rhymes.
wish i can be like that sometimes

i wonder how long it took you learn it
or did you natuarally earn it

i hope my rhymes make sense
'cus i am not one bit dense

i know i'll improve on my rhymes later.
but as they say, better late than never!
Re: Rhymes by dominique(f): 12:32am On Jan 17, 2008
@ colors

you're so cool wit the rhymes.
wish i can be like that sometimes

i wonder how long it took you learn it
or did you natuarally earn it

i hope my rhymes make sense
'cus i am not one bit dense

i know i'll improve on my rhymes later.
but as they say, better late than never!
Re: Rhymes by dominique(f): 12:33am On Jan 17, 2008
@ colors

you're so cool wit the rhymes.
wish i can be like that sometimes

i wonder how long it took you learn it
or did you natuarally earn it

i hope my rhymes make sense
'cus i am not one bit dense

i know i'll improve on my rhymes later.
but as they say, better late than never!
Re: Rhymes by princesa(f): 12:19pm On Jan 17, 2008
thanks girl i will heed ur advice
i should know the real fact
is that guys aint worth the drama
Re: Rhymes by wisyno(m): 10:42am On Jan 18, 2008
I 've won the fight
now no more fright
I know my right
and the future is bright
gonna keep it tight
cos I see the light
Re: Rhymes by wisyno(m): 11:01am On Jan 18, 2008
Through the rhymes gate
     I saw this plate
     on this very date
     I hope not late
     but will act like my mate
     with something I create
     No stopping me with hate
     'because  I can't wait
      to drop it at my rate
      I guess this is our fate.
Re: Rhymes by sues(f): 12:05pm On Jan 18, 2008
wow u guys are too much
colors had to read and re read urs
not a poet
just appreciate good poems and rhymes

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Re: Rhymes by princesa(f): 2:28pm On Jan 18, 2008
but colours i would love to ask
as u suggest
that i get a pet
so would you have one
instead of a man

well thats not the facct
cos i've learned a pact
get what you can
and live those afar.
Re: Rhymes by princesa(f): 2:39pm On Jan 18, 2008
ANOTHER RHYME

wish i worked in seven-up
so i can get dried in less time
when i have hiccups
from a stressful while

wish i worked in multilinks
so i can get access
to the wide world links
without touching my money assets

wish i worked in Gulder
so i can get bigger
with monthly wage pack
and ultimate search

wish i worked in celtel
for, hush i need an account
and my Boss wont know the sale tale
cos, gush they are in my wealth count

wish i worked in a church
so i can get closer to God
this sin, this heart, this world
will take me to hell but hush!
cool cool cool grin grin grin wink
Re: Rhymes by BTT(m): 4:36pm On Jan 18, 2008
@ Colours wink

COLOURS, c your coat of many colours!
How it make you take all d favours! embarassed
Re: Rhymes by BTT(m): 4:42pm On Jan 18, 2008
@ Colours

0COLOURS, c your coat of many colours!
How it make you take all d favours!

8Whateva it was that made u so
And came along to make u grow

0Whateva it was that made you
A merchant of rhymes like gold to a Jew

6Whateva it was that made them think
That wordy damsels dont think a blink

0COLOURS, isnt that what they say
When they c u work all day without a pay

6Isnt that humanity's greatest disdain
That the femalefolk aint worth a grain

4I saw PRINCESA make a refrain
So plain of her pains as straight as a train

1I saw DOMINIQUE join the clique
And GAMINE bored her book

6SOULTHIEF stole a soul
-Put yourself in PRINCESA's sole!-

3But whatever it was that made you thick
Brains, grains, guts or freak

5May it make you tell PRINCESA to yell
I'll link with just my bell
Hidden in this tale I tell

So when next I c your face
Let it be nowhere but my place


Never nu i had a friend
With a poet's tender fend!!! smiley
Re: Rhymes by colors(f): 5:03pm On Jan 18, 2008
hi guys i'm back
hopefully i havnt lost track

thanks sues and BTT
hopefully i'll soon be on AIT

for now though i still need a job
so that i'll not need to rob

just kidding about the robbing
but my joblessness has got me sobbing

getting a job seems so hard
sometimes i feel like i'm going mad

at a point i started trying to do my own thing
but it didnt work out so i threw it in the bin

right now i have to think of something quick
before i turn into a freak

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