giv scenarios dat are common to Nigerian or African homes, just start or end with '#InAnfricanHouse'...
Here we go
#InAnAfricanHouse
If you're
using d bathroom, your Parents
would STILL knock on the door
and ask "Wat are u doing?"


#InAnAfricanHouse - The dining
table is just decoration. you eat
somewhere else. you use it when
guest come over.

#InAnAfricanHouse "Go upstairs,
in my room, don't disturb your
Fada, under my pillow, bring me
my distin." "What thing?" "Just
GO!" ._.

#inanafricanhouse your dad will
say "come to my room now" yu
immediately start thinking of the
bad things you've done the whole
week

#InAnAfricanHouse Jumping over
chairs & sliding under tables to
avoid beatins (imagine say Usain Bolt na ur father, b4 u run e don reach door). Temple Run.....

#InAnAfricanHouse "Spare the rod
and spoil the child" is the only
bible verse they remember...