Ok, hope this works out...all the lovely people in our special section, feel free to write and chat here..I know I certainly would love some responses!
WARNING! THIS THREAD IS FOR DLANDERS ONLY...If you don't know what we are talking about,please exceuse yourself..

hmmm,coughs.***enters & takes a rocking chair***





Omoyi daaa??

LOL!
Mo wa mbi...(mind my french!) what can I do you for?
*have lecture now so see you in over 45 mins...*apologies

@ teeom, I'm yet to read your diary...

Walks in.... Looks around. Am really shy so i go straight to the back row and take a seat...

at this point my mum walks in screaming Omo mi da? ehn? so this is what we are wasting our money on, abi? *drags me by the ear and says: Oya, go for your lecture! Nonsense!
I walk away and apologise, hiding my head in shame...

Nice one, Alosiby

Alosbiy,u got me loling. I guess you have a great sense of humour. I am also on the bus to school. Got a class 12 to 3pm. Wi b sneakily going through updates bt wi comment soon

i see teeo in the building. Skillet is just arriving*changes face*

lord vandermot is in the building. i tried doing this before but bright banned me. thank heavens you did it. hope am one of the lovely people? am not shy, so i will sit where i like and since i am a gym class hero, i will sit at the back.

i am going now to look for who to bully for a chair. be right back. meanwhile, let the monitor clean the board.

SAPPHIRE MY FIRE! i hope you are not still angry with me? i missed you when you were indisposed. and i dropped you a line. but i guess you missed it. he you say i should leave this class, i will go. so, should i?

*walks in*

*sees empty seats*

*Who should I famz with oooo*

*grabs a seat beside sapphire*

Hello sapphire...

*sapphire ignores me*

*Walks towards skillet...teeo grabs my arm, "SOM, come make yourself comfortable beside me, I got lots of goodies" *

Lol..

Hello everyone..

Nice one Op.

Our Teacher has gone for her masters degree, her mum came to drag her from the Gang members. It seems the associate professor Sapphired also has a thesis to defend. But she had to jump in a danfo so she wont get late

Oga skillet tell schboy to go and clean the board... He is used to sch things....

Am still shy, reading a novel at the back sit adjacent the macho skillet..

Am awaiting a breath of fresh air from Breathing special.

Tmama come and be the mod....

Smiles heartedly my role model has finally come.

SOM has brought out the best in me. Drops my novel. Gisting heartedly with SOM.

Skillet dont be jealous....duhhh

I don laf tire.
U guys rock....

i am jealous o, teeo. but i guess you earned it. if i had known, i would have saved her picture too. silly me. but if it will help, i saved your own analysis of her pictures. will that do? help me ask her.

Here comes a Breathe of fresh air Teeo, but I'm only here to fight Skillet. First for murdering the sacred name of he who must not be named!

Secondly, you say I banned you? As if you didn't go ahead and open your thread in the romance section and I went ahead and dropped a hundred posts there for moral support. Mtcheeeeeew!

Taking a seat right next to the door cuz I wanna bounce some people!

I've arrived...but just standing at the back to make a quick getaway as I have other school related commitments to attend to...this my life, sef...anyways, what did I miss?

@teeo, what novel are you reading?
@Sapphire: Make you no say na nairaland go make you fail...face your books, abeg...three hour lectures:Not fun...I'm out...see you guys in a bit...
so skillet is the lord voldermort? mmmmmmmm(BB voice)

God forbid that i should allow my crush on Seun affect Breathing.....but incase i cant help it, what do i do, pray tell Lolzzz

Over to Dairylanders plsssssss

Mtscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww! Imagine me racing to the tutorial venue,panting out of breath and thinking: Not again! only to find out its been canceled....So, I have been given more free time to spend in the class.
*walks up to the front and takes a nice comfy seat..wonders if the class is empty

@ Farydah...your crush on Seun made me research his profile and come up with the conclusion that you are correct! he is correct! very good looking, I must say...never even bothered to look him up before...so he's a fine boy? see wonders...
*coughs hbm?-husband material?

Two pretties fighting over Seun hmmm. Skillet would be the referee when the battle starts

@alosiby92 am reading THE RACE by Richard North Patterson. A political novel about The Race to the white house.

@Teeo: Is it good? fiction or nonfiction...I'm a big fan of John Grisham and nigerian authors in general...your book sounds serious..
So farydah also knows how to do hair....must say, i'm jealous, this my hair hasn't been braided in months...

So Teeo, a gay guy was after you? LOL!!!! you have me on the floor...I'm sure deep down inside you were flattered...even to mention it was romantic...mmmmm

yay! Am back. Make una update me on wetin dey go jawe

It is really good, its fiction. I have not really read much Nigerian authors, except the Pacesetter series of old.

I have lots of foreign authors from John Grisham, Stephin king, Dianelle Steel, .... Kellerman, Dan Brown......, i buy 3 novels almost every weekend. All fiction

@alosiby92 hmmm flattered?

Dont think so i was just intrigued that was y i played along, wanted to know how it would play out.

Alosiby welcome to d club of Seun's crushes....not sure Breathing will be happy tho
Anywais i took my crush two steps further by looking him up on fcbk and followin NL's twitter handle *blushes, not sure what colour tho since im dark*...hopefully,
I wont creep him out!*grins*
I cant braid oo. Someone comes to the house to braid my hair.

@sapphire: nothing at all...see me just having one sided conversation with myself....
@teeo, thanks for responding, was about to pack my bags and leave the class...3 novels every weekend? you sound like my sis..she digests books....Pacesetters? love those! however have'nt read that many...(can i even remember their titles?) my sis and I got our school library to buy them...however its such a mission to read them as we can't take them out so one has to plan to read them...
@ Farydah..don't you want to hook ,me up with a hairstyle....pleeeeeeaaaasseee

@breathing: Sorry-oh! I didn't know you were among Seun's crushees...
@Farydah: i smell a stalker in the building.....*wink

Alosiby92: dearest Future hubby,
I'm a huge fan of nigerian literature....I guess I'm a bit biased towards the female writers and recently go for the modern looking ones..(in case you don't know, i like to judge a book by its cover and so the more pretty and put-together it looks, the more likely I am to read it)...My favourite book, however is "I do not come to you by chance" by Adaobi tricia Nwaubani...It had me on the floor....#good read
The Secret lives of Baba Segi's wives also had a good concept..
I got half of a yellow sun (Chimamanda Adichie) for my birthday...not bad, not bad..but don't understand her need to sexualise most of the book...

I had a phase a few years back where i was 'disproving Achebe"- Yep! I was on a mission to understand why his and his alone, was the only book to be read the world over and given tons of recommendations in literature and the like....so I read as many authors as I could before reading "things fall apart"-and ate my words....That book is a good write..it put me to shame..the way he describes everything is so vivid and detailed...
I also liked:
Buchi Emecheta and
Sefi Atta..
more favourites of mine soon to come....watch this space

I love this post, believe it or not, you are actually the female fan of Nigerian literature I've met. I entirely agree with all you have written there, except the bit on Half of a Yellow Sun, maybe I don't really understand what you said there sha.