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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:10pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Mr CGPA: mine is Blender: she grind any panis that comes her toto : ;Dmine is Blender: she grind any panis that comes her toto : buhahahahhahaaaa |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
African pot .... Well loaded/endowed posteriorly. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by OkikiOluwa1(m): 3:14pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Fork. She can Zap like a dog. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by ukpaku: 3:16pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
firewood and matches |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Kagawa: 3:17pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Fuuukcccc |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by bigx(m): 3:23pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
50 kg Rice |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:25pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
And why are u all describing ur ex using their sex life.....u dint do anything together apart from fvcking? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by slimyem: 3:25pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
bigx: 50 kg Riceis this a kitchen utensil?? 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Vegetablesoup: 3:27pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
azeeza: Chopping board!!! yes |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:27pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
slimyem: is this a kitchen utensil??Ko mo ni, e de ba mi ko? |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by bxcode(m): 3:44pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Too bad no Ex yet |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by slimdiggi: 3:46pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Plate: dishes up nonsense anytime |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by mevisbleek: 3:46pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Turning Garri Stick. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:47pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
mevisbleek: Turning Garri Stick.Local man |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by pembisco(m): 3:48pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
I stl lv my ex-so shes detergent,she ol d dirts in ur kitchen nd mek dem clean |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by bxcode(m): 3:55pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
slimdiggi: Plate: dishes up nonsense anytime slimdiggi: Plate: dishes up nonsense anytimeLwkmd |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by frankcimc(m): 4:01pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
She's a chopstick. You can chop her, but offend her then be ready to be cane. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by LarryTreash(m): 4:02pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Salt, cos i stil mis her. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Acidosis(m): 4:06pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
na wa oh. . so everyone here has one or more ex. . . don't have any ex sha. .and I don't think there would be any need for one. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Odo Igbo |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Okijajuju1(m): 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Acidosis: na wa oh. . so everyone here has one or more ex. In that case, I hereby describe your future ex girlfriend as; Boiling Ring. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
KNIFE- was vry useful to me but later cut me into pieces. 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Flakeey(f): 4:13pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
fork |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 4:23pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Pot..... Prepares d food but never let's me eat from Ȋ̝̊̅†. She used to dash me condoms and A̶̲̥̅̊¿¿ .... Get half nude.. But nothing for d bros. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by hrhobi1(m): 4:25pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Mine is like an adulterated kerosene, Danger . |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by crackhouse(m): 4:29pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Adeks: MORTAR!!! (Jst lies there 4 d piston to do all d work)u must have been a regular customer to the manpower seller. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by lythia: 4:30pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
[quote author=elimokhai]Ex1 Mortar - I hit, grind, crush, mash her with my pestle for three hours, all she does is hit me harder, I want more. Lovely chic, we broke up for good, no regrets. Ex2 Strainer - she'll drain you until you go broke Ex3 double boiler - gives me too much pressure, too hot to handle, she doesn't want my friends around us, too jealous, calls me like every minutes, wants to kno....congratulation on the brk up |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by lythia: 4:31pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Okiki_Oluwa: Fork. She can Zap like a dog.....but u enjoyd evry bit of it 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Chidelis(m): 4:41pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
val_dee: See as dem dey describe person for here. val_dee: See as dem dey describe person for here. val_dee: See as dem dey describe person for here.i tire ooo |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 4:45pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
lythia: ....but u enjoyd evry bit of ithahaha u r ryt man,he mst ve enjoyed d fork |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Acidosis(m): 4:49pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Na curse be dat o. |
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by DonaldGenes(m): 5:09pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
berem: Mortar and pestle-- i can crush him real hard!!una wicked oooooooooooo |
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