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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:10pm On Aug 17, 2012
Mr CGPA: mine is Blender: she grind any panis that comes her toto : ;Dmine is Blender: she grind any panis that comes her toto :

buhahahahhahaaaa
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:14pm On Aug 17, 2012
African pot .... Well loaded/endowed posteriorly.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by OkikiOluwa1(m): 3:14pm On Aug 17, 2012
Fork. She can Zap like a dog.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by ukpaku: 3:16pm On Aug 17, 2012
firewood and matches
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Kagawa: 3:17pm On Aug 17, 2012
Fuuukcccc
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by bigx(m): 3:23pm On Aug 17, 2012
50 kg Rice grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:25pm On Aug 17, 2012
And why are u all describing ur ex using their sex life.....u dint do anything together apart from fvcking?
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by slimyem: 3:25pm On Aug 17, 2012
bigx: 50 kg Rice grin
is this a kitchen utensil??

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Vegetablesoup: 3:27pm On Aug 17, 2012
azeeza: Chopping board!!!

yes
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:27pm On Aug 17, 2012
slimyem: is this a kitchen utensil??
Ko mo ni, e de ba mi ko? smiley
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by bxcode(m): 3:44pm On Aug 17, 2012
Too bad no Ex yet kiss kiss kiss
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by slimdiggi: 3:46pm On Aug 17, 2012
Plate: dishes up nonsense anytime
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by mevisbleek: 3:46pm On Aug 17, 2012
Turning Garri Stick.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 3:47pm On Aug 17, 2012
mevisbleek: Turning Garri Stick.
Local man cheesy
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by pembisco(m): 3:48pm On Aug 17, 2012
I stl lv my ex-so shes detergent,she ol d dirts in ur kitchen nd mek dem clean
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by bxcode(m): 3:55pm On Aug 17, 2012
slimdiggi: Plate: dishes up nonsense anytime
slimdiggi: Plate: dishes up nonsense anytime
Lwkmd grin grin grin
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by frankcimc(m): 4:01pm On Aug 17, 2012
She's a chopstick.

You can chop her, but offend her then be ready to be cane.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by LarryTreash(m): 4:02pm On Aug 17, 2012
Salt, cos i stil mis her.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Acidosis(m): 4:06pm On Aug 17, 2012
na wa oh. . so everyone here has one or more ex.

. . don't have any ex sha. .and I don't think there would be any need for one.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012
Odo Igbo
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Okijajuju1(m): 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012
Acidosis: na wa oh. . so everyone here has one or more ex.

. . don't have any ex sha. .and I don't think there would be any need for one.


In that case, I hereby describe your future ex girlfriend as;

Boiling Ring.

angry
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2012
KNIFE- was vry useful to me but later cut me into pieces.

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Flakeey(f): 4:13pm On Aug 17, 2012
fork
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Nobody: 4:23pm On Aug 17, 2012
Pot..... Prepares d food but never let's me eat from Ȋ̝̊̅†.
She used to dash me condoms and A̶̲̥̅̊¿¿ .... Get half nude.. But nothing for d bros.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by hrhobi1(m): 4:25pm On Aug 17, 2012
Mine is like an adulterated kerosene, Danger .
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by crackhouse(m): 4:29pm On Aug 17, 2012
Adeks: MORTAR!!! (Jst lies there 4 d piston to do all d work)
u must have been a regular customer to the manpower seller.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by lythia: 4:30pm On Aug 17, 2012
[quote author=elimokhai]Ex1 Mortar - I hit, grind, crush, mash her with my pestle for three hours, all she does is hit me harder, I want more. Lovely chic, we broke up for good, no regrets.

Ex2 Strainer - she'll drain you until you go broke

Ex3 double boiler - gives me too much pressure, too hot to handle, she doesn't want my friends around us, too jealous, calls me like every minutes, wants to kno....congratulation on the brk up
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by lythia: 4:31pm On Aug 17, 2012
Okiki_Oluwa: Fork. She can Zap like a dog.
....but u enjoyd evry bit of it

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Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Chidelis(m): 4:41pm On Aug 17, 2012
val_dee: See as dem dey describe person for here.
val_dee: See as dem dey describe person for here.
val_dee: See as dem dey describe person for here.
i tire ooo
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by simongonner: 4:45pm On Aug 17, 2012
lythia: ....but u enjoyd evry bit of it
hahaha u r ryt man,he mst ve enjoyed d fork
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by Acidosis(m): 4:49pm On Aug 17, 2012
Okija_juju:


In that case, I hereby describe your future ex girlfriend as;

Boiling Ring.

angry

grin Na curse be dat o.
Re: Describe Your Ex With Any Kitchen Utensil................... by DonaldGenes(m): 5:09pm On Aug 17, 2012
berem: Mortar and pestle-- i can crush him real hard!! undecided
una wicked oooooooooooo

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