1) It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

2) A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

3) A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

4) The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

5) A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

i love all of them

O boy, na u get the highway, FIRE DOWN!!!!!!!!

nice jokes
cheers

nice smartass replys ! wz laffing lk an idiot in d office.thanx for puting this smile on my face ;d

lafffn like an IDIOT indeed

no brawls intended ok?

clemcykul:

lafffn like an IDIOT indeed

no brawls intended ok?

YOu don't have to be rude to our New commer as you can see, its the only post shes posted, you don't expect any of the New commers not to behave like idiots only don't tell them okay?

its okay phniter stop being a judge, and a hypocrite! coz u have attckd newcmers like dat, dats wat makes the forum interestn and alive, i mean the brawls and uncessary judgement just like uve jest done.

anyway i bliv ur talkn to ur shadow.

No offence meant dear,

I just wanted to make her feel at home before we start lashing out at her

I'm not a jug after all

_{*Sighs, Clemy Oh Clemy, why does this girl give people like phiniter bad dreams??*}