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Toasting Techniques For Ajekpakos by Phiniter(m): 9:15am On Dec 29, 2007
as an AjeKpako, please don't put yourself into problems by tooasting the wrong persons
just follow these rules nd you'd not be in soup

1. Don't toost a chick in a big fast food place like Mr. Biggs, Tantan, etc., *Because na your boss send you to buy food, hope you no wan spend im money paying for wetin another chick chop??*

2. Abeg, behave as if you didn't see the fine chick by your side in the bus *or you go pass your busstop*

3. Don't even try to tooast chick for Super Market,* because even though them one buy Hundred buck somethin, them go make am double*
Re: Toasting Techniques For Ajekpakos by ituen(m): 11:32pm On Dec 30, 2007
No wonder u never get babe

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