In a plane Only Four people where traveling they were
Obj _{*(The former Atutupoyoyo that ruled Niaja)*}
George Bush_{*(The Current Atutupoyoyo ruling US)*}
The Pope
nd a lil Naija School Girl

Then the plane started having problems, nd was about to crash when the air hostess said there was only three Parachutes remaining in the plane,

Obj not waiting a second Quickly Grabbed a parachute and went down_{*I 'm not through with Naija money yet*}

George bush followed _{*My country needs me now expecially as my troops are in Iraq*}

Then left with the Pope nd the lil School girl,
The girl gave the Pope the remaining Parachute but the Pope refused saying, "My child, I'm now an Old man nd you still have a promising future ahead, more over I am happy to sacrifice my life for you nd for God"

the lil Naija School girl said " Ah Pope, the President of our Coountry grabbed my School bag, so there's actually two Parachutes remaining for us"

Not a nice way to insult ur cousin (ex-president)