Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know
dat I hav joined the muvin
people.
Ndi na aga aga, (the
happuning guys).
I am Aguiyi international!
Importa & Exporta. I ownu
plenty of shop in Onitsha main
market. As u are luking at me,
nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and
40s every weekly. I hav over
40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a
muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a
man of timber & plywood. I
yamu rich and by d special
grace of God, I am the owner
of di biggest & powerfulu
boutique u can think of. I
employ one lady to managin it.
I can call her wit my etisalat
phone; give her query with my
mtn; fire her with my glo; and
hire another manger with my
airtel. I wulu make you di
CEO, president, and first lady
of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right
here in my head and all di
Nigerian boys dat load market
in there are under me.
As I yamu speaking to u now,
they are making plan to crown
me eze ndi igbo nile of china
and by the special grace of
God, you will be lolo ndi igbo
nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk
and for dat, I will kill any
ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I
send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I
yamu a bigi boy? Is it my
fault dat at my age, I have
many boys under me? Is it my
fault dat I have plans of
making u d president of d
biggest boutique in Onitsha?
I wulu repackage u nne m and
present u to d world, pretty
damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m,
Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My
african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa
akworo aka muo! Igbu go m.
Infact baby, take me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

stepo707:
Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know
dat I hav joined the muvin
people.
Ndi na aga aga, (the
happuning guys).
I am Aguiyi international!
Importa & Exporta. I ownu
plenty of shop in Onitsha main
market. As u are luking at me,
nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and
40s every weekly. I hav over
40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a
muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a
man of timber & plywood. I
yamu rich and by d special
grace of God, I am the owner
of di biggest & powerfulu
boutique u can think of. I
employ one lady to managin it.
I can call her wit my etisalat
phone; give her query with my
mtn; fire her with my glo; and
hire another manger with my
airtel. I wulu make you di
CEO, president, and first lady
of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right
here in my head and all di
Nigerian boys dat load market
in there are under me.
As I yamu speaking to u now,
they are making plan to crown
me eze ndi igbo nile of china
and by the special grace of
God, you will be lolo ndi igbo
nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk
and for dat, I will kill any
ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I
send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I
yamu a bigi boy? Is it my
fault dat at my age, I have
many boys under me? Is it my
fault dat I have plans of
making u d president of d
biggest boutique in Onitsha?
I wulu repackage u nne m and
present u to d world, pretty
damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m,
Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My
african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa
akworo aka muo! Igbu go m.
Infact baby, take me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

%falls inside River niger*

Oh well...

so funny.

stepo707:
nne a dim very solid. A dim ok!

Most used ibotic line.

My reply: Nna idikwa selious ooh! *laughs in an annoying manner, chewing gum and clasping my hands*Bia nwokem rem-me tel-le you now, u cannot win my roff by all d liches u craim u have. I haff go to shina b4. I ask all d people in shina who u are, dy tel-le me dt dy don't know wat you is. They say u are d one dt cofment put in their plison for mericine dt u cally go obodo oyibo. I do not want rerationship for u again. I will glee for papa achara son who is at sudan. I go accept his malliage lequest.

Nna....you are a bigi boy. the bebe better agiri for you or else somuthing ge me the girl. Aguiyi International. HEEEEEEY!

Big boys dont write letters.
They command, they get what they want. The commands make them "the big boy".
Letter writer, u aint big, but it's good to dream big.

Exponental: Big boys dont write letters.
They command, they get what they want. The commands make them "the big boy".
Letter writer, u aint big, but it's good to dream big.

eyiya sharapu dia, who toldu u dat bigi boysi dnt lighti letter. We lighti letter tu show our womanu hw muchi we luvu dem. So eyiya nxt tymu dnt collectu mi, ifu notu i willy deeaalu wity u, nonsenc, bia chima go andu post disi letter osiso

falls from coco yam tree

peziz: My reply: Nna idikwa selious ooh! *laughs in an annoying manner, chewing gum and clasping my hands*Bia nwokem rem-me tel-le you now, u cannot win my roff by all d liches u craim u have. I haff go to shina b4. I ask all d people in shina who u are, dy tel-le me dt dy don't know wat you is. They say u are d one dt cofment put in their plison for mericine dt u cally go obodo oyibo. I do not want rerationship for u again. I will glee for papa achara son who is at sudan. I go accept his malliage lequest.

bia baby, do u lily knw wot u re sayin, take a gudu luk at mi, hw can u compare mi wit dat useles boyi ogbonna son of achara, is't notu ogbonna dat i use tu see luning up n down in onitsha main marketi doin boyi boyi for one ofu my flendi? Luk baby is ryk u wnt tu tala'ahuhu okwaya, u better lollu wt bigi boys ryk mi andu riv dat uselesu boyi, inugo, asammpetem nwam