So a 2 letter word has a hundred completely different meanings. So
what is this stuff about English being easy?

There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any
other two-letter word, and that is "UP."

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of
the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are
the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to
write UP a report?

We call UP our friends And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP
the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen.

We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.

At other times the little word has real special meaning.

People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and
think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing:
A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP We open UP a store
in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!
To be knowledgeable of the proper uses of UP, look UP the word in the
dictionary. In a desk size dictionary, the word up, takes UP almost
1/4th the page and definitions add UP to about thirty.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways
UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give
UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun
comes out we say it is clearing UP.

When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for awhile,
things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP,
so,
I'll shut UP,

I like this , I have something to add as well.

Why is it in English we say,
House and houses but not mouse and mouses?

Why is chair pluralized to chairs
but funiture is not furnitures,
equiment and not equiments
fish and not fishes

more to come

o boy cool down.

THIS IS A NEW YEAR

ituen:

o boy cool down.

THIS IS A NEW YEAR

Y do u like quoting den smiley?

Migines:

Y do u like quoting den smiley?

cos i no fit shout

Gud 4u

Superb one there thuggy keep the inspiration coming
This is a new year

Thuggy no dey respect person oh!!

Im just dey finish us with Queen's English

Queen's indeed.

Maybe na d prototype of queen's english.

HEY THUG LIFE CAN U PLS HELP ME I'M NEW HERE AND I DONT KNOW WAT TO DO

can some one who is online help me

^{hands FELORE a gallon of fuel and a pack of matches.}

Take, help yourself .

@felore
help u to do wat or wit wat?

FELORE:

HEY THUG LIFE CAN You PLS HELP ME I'M NEW HERE AND I DONT KNOW WAT TO DO

lol

@thuglife
how dat one take funny?

I dont knowwhy everything is so funny to him (Thuggy)

Dont blame him sha cos he looks like this

i. t. u. e. n

Lmao

@Ituen Thats fuckin irritating.

who r u to condemn a creature of God?

Man the God i serve no dey make this kind Bleep up.
Habba this guy WORGLY (worwor + ugly = worgly)

Migines:

@thuglife
how that one take funny?

lol You sef funny

www.thuggy.[b]org[/b]ly

ituen
How your new year?

I know say u wan divert topic but make i still help you.

all went well and i was at work _{because i no go see land till 2nd week}. We had a lot of toasts and a nice bounty meal, watched Chelsea deal with fulham and other matches. right now, i'm back in my room waiting for the day to break to continue.

Hw was urs? DId you work in the Motor Park

I think say thug life dey work as mason for were dem dey mould block?

Man this guy get talent ooo.

Thuglife, nlander's go soon finish u.

ben~jay:

I think say thug life dey work as mason for were them dey mould block?

Man this guy get talent ooo.

Why be say you know everything,you don waka oooooooooo

Thug Life:


Why be say you know everything,you don waka oooooooooo

the guy be SABInuss