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Hi Thug Life,What a very good research u had done!!!,keep it up.Hwever,English language is not difficult but easy.It's just a matter of obeying the rules strictly.specifically speaking,all you had done can be classified thus;

Denotative or literary meaning &
Connotative or figurative meaning.

Thanks for your positive contribution to the forum.One love!!!

You are welcome
This is the work of brain software

I thank God say e don dey work for you.

E get many people wey suppose download that brain booster from www.TRYGETSENSE.com
Pple like: TT, Clem ^{(cos she dey forget her identity sometimes)}, Naijagurly, Tessybaby^{(4 allowin honorable ituen sleep under her bed)}.

U wey dey find girlfriend go soon see am.

i just dey smile u

dem plenty fo here oh

i don give am one already. Do u need the other kronky?

@Ituen See as you resemble mortuary attendant.
The sight of thos ladies alone fit make an adult get convorsion.

Lol.benjay.which one be www.trygetsense.com?:-):-)

@dele9000 If your brain dey press pause, or service dey come dey go like m-tel network, or e dey take you like 10mins to understand a simple sentence.
Then you seriously need that software.

Ask ThugLife, He can attest to the wonders the software has performed in his miserable ThUG Life @ mushin.

visit www.TRYGETSENSE.com NOW

Ben

If u attempt to introduce me to ur girfriends, na there ur own don end oh

@Ituen I thought you were happy with Tessybaby ?
Oh i forgot. She no dey gree give u access to the KOKO again.

The annoying thing be say she keep you under her bed.

Come guy, how you dey take survive? because i hear say tessybaby dey embarass mattress.

Lol

U wan use system collect TEssy abi?

Come out plain and ask her out. _{if u dey liverpool}

Man i no even need pepper soup liver to chyke tessybaby.
Na to just tell her the koko.

"Come girl, you know how you be naa cos i blieve you own a mirror _{(eventhough its broken),} so no need for long talks.
Just Enter my car boot."

And she will just rush into my car boot with her tail inbetween her legs.

bennie u wicked small.

in short na brain transplant u need.
Tess na u be dis

iteun i know say life don tire u just continue to dey hide under tessy bed

During the last brain transplant, i bin make mistake switch am for naijagurly head

Daaaaamn. Dats a major calamity man.

Now who dey suffer am ?

THey withdrew my practicisng license

^{shakes ituen}

You mean bicycle License ?

yeah dats it

English dey fall men hand but sharpness pass English. Don't cram English to approach a lady as it will fail you when she interrupts you with a question

lamskyblue i presume ure speaking from experience
hope she dint decorate ur face wid slap marks

@lamskyblue :d

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