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10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by Nobody: 7:34am On Aug 29, 2012
1) Dat awkward moment wen u went
to ur village wit ur murano jeep claimin
James bond only for a lady to burst out
from no where wit a hummer jeep wit
customized plate number. (2)That awkward moment when you
are shooting love scene in a movie
inside swimming pool and your
manhood stood up and the director
wants you out of the swimming pool
immediately. (3)Dat awkward moment wen u hustle
to post an article on NL expectin
hundreds of comments and not even a
comment came.
(4)Dat awkward moment wen u brot
out ur nokia 1120 to colet a number frm a gel dat uses BB bold 5.
(5)Dat awkward moment u donned ur
Italian suit walking majestically wit ur
babe only 4 sm1 to stop u and whisper
to u, ur trouser torn at the bak.
(6)Dat awkward moment wen u tuk ur gel on bike to mr biggs turned bak to
pay d bike man only to turn bak and
saw ur gel starin at a guy and his babe
dat came by BMW X6.
(7)Dat awkward moment when u are
making love 2 ur gal and she is calling another man's name
(coolDat awkward moment a girl u had
bin toastin tod u she wud b visitin u on
sunday, u arranged ur house,ur bed,
bought two packets of condom hopin
to hama only for her to cal u by 10pm and informed u she wudn't be comin.
(9)Dat awkward moment u
impregnated ur fiance in the city brot
her to ur village to mit ur parents only
to be told she's ur cousin. Oh my God!
(10)Dat awkward moment u had an affair wit a gel durin her ovulation
period gave her mony to take a pill and
she used it on her hair only to returned
bak in three months to informed u she
was pregnant. You can share your awkward moments
too.
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by Nobody: 8:01am On Aug 29, 2012
¤That awkward moment when u see 14yr olds with boyfriends and you're still single.
¤That awkward moment dat is so awkward and someone had to make it more awkward by saying "well dis is really awkward"

nice thread!

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Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by Lordave: 8:23am On Aug 29, 2012
That awkward moment When you are reading an awkward thread like this one.
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by dopeJemi: 8:36am On Aug 29, 2012
dat awkward moment wen u read dis thread nfind out dat itis really awkward
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by AdeniyiA(m): 7:06pm On Aug 29, 2012
dt awkward moment wen u'll come back from work,fagged out,hyper hungary,no restaurant,no wife,u begin to think of wat to eat - only indomie come to mind. gush! -
bloody bachelor!!
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by larride(m): 1:45pm On Aug 30, 2012
That awkward moment where u are intimidating a girl with your bb torch 1 while she brought out her own bb bold 7
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by Mutumdaya(m): 6:58pm On Aug 30, 2012
Chei! Wetin be arkworld self
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by slightlyMad(f): 7:31pm On Aug 30, 2012
Mutumdaya: Chei! Wetin be arkworld self

guy, dont you think it's awkward you dont know what it means?

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Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by Nobody: 9:33pm On Aug 30, 2012
slightlyMad:

guy, dont you think it's awkward you dont know what it means?

shey aboki dey know book before?? Person dey bear mutumdaya, you still dey ask am awkward question. grin

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Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by slightlyMad(f): 11:29pm On Sep 02, 2012
mutum what!!!

*pukes*
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by NekyLove(f): 6:50pm On Feb 23, 2013
That awkward moment when you are so engrossed in laughter and dont know when you let out a huge fart, and everyone turns and stares at you.
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by Realculture(m): 9:33pm On Feb 23, 2013
That awkward moment wen u just can't hold back laugher nice 1
Re: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by festusfeezy(m): 11:17pm On Feb 23, 2013
Dat akward momment wen u need 2 fing n ur love is far frm u

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