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Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by january21: 6:05pm On Aug 30, 2012
i live in Ilorin and mine are: itakure, okekere, isale moliki, biada, kilanko, idi ori, oke ose, alalubosa, agbakiaka e.t.c. grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by mikuz(m): 6:29pm On Aug 30, 2012
Make we do am sharp sharp avenue.

grin grin

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2012
mikuz: Make we do am sharp sharp avenue.

grin grin

that popular street wey i dey see u with amaka cheesy cheesy

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Acidosis(m): 7:32pm On Aug 30, 2012
This is not funny mister! you won come rob me?! grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by 234GT(m): 9:38pm On Aug 30, 2012
In Ibadan, they have idi arere, idi ayunre....

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by PasNet: 9:02am On Aug 31, 2012
For Mushin area in Lagos, we have streets like

Matuwo (no open am!!) - warning

Owokoniran (money nor get vision) - proverb

Kobiti (no meaning) - crazy tins

Akala (former oyo state gov) - efcc must investigate

Apesin (called to serve) - uhmmm...

Akodu (wetin he mean sef!!!)

Alakara (explicit) omo na police station be dat ooo.... Nor just go dia

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Afam4eva(m): 1:31pm On Aug 31, 2012
Tabon Tabon grin

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by onuwaje(m): 1:33pm On Aug 31, 2012
Old london(imagine) la liga avenue, sand sand avenue, location, water lines(ph), ogbogonogo(asab smileya), koboko cresent,america drive( wit no tarred roads) black avenue, jungle street, monkey street grin grin

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:33pm On Aug 31, 2012
grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by CLASSMAN: 1:36pm On Aug 31, 2012
AGBOTIKUYO - HEAR ABOUT DEATH AND BE HAPPY

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:36pm On Aug 31, 2012
Amusu Amusu
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:37pm On Aug 31, 2012
I live in Heaven and names are Angel Michael Ave, Jesus Crescent, St John Square, Satan HotSpot, St Mathew Close etc
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by mikuz(m): 1:37pm On Aug 31, 2012
~vicky~:


that popular street wey i dey see u with amaka cheesy cheesy
oh Amaka. That your elder sister. Why she too like Money?

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:38pm On Aug 31, 2012
Una all dey crazy(tell bike man say u dey go to 'una all dey craze') junction

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by toygod2: 1:39pm On Aug 31, 2012
This jokers don come here again..... ;DThis jokers don come here again.....
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by lasunray(m): 1:40pm On Aug 31, 2012
ABEOKUTA

SAPON
IYANA MORTUARY
ISALE IGBEIN
OKE SOKORI
KUTO

I dnt knw their meaning oooo.

lwkmd

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:40pm On Aug 31, 2012
No.4 oloriburuku street off mumuni avenue behind oponu ode market.agege,lagos state grin

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by toygod2: 1:42pm On Aug 31, 2012
DOPEMU.......like saying MUMU
MERAN......like calling GOATS
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Skipfr(m): 1:42pm On Aug 31, 2012
In Benin wahala junctn, santana, akara junctn,

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Geomac: 1:43pm On Aug 31, 2012
Alekuwodo
Agbalegan
Idi Ape
Ganganshi
Yemetu Aladorin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by lasunray(m): 1:43pm On Aug 31, 2012
berem: No.4 oloriburuku street off mumuni avenue behind oponu ode market.agege,lagos state grin

na ur ADDRESS be that?

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by elimokhai(m): 1:46pm On Aug 31, 2012
in Ikorodu. kokoro abu, etu wewe, etu meko, ota ona, ita maga, ita oluwo.
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by tnktosin(m): 1:46pm On Aug 31, 2012
Aiweroba -Benin (sounds like highway robber)
otokutu
Gana
Adagbrasa
Ugbakene
Ajemuyavwen
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:46pm On Aug 31, 2012
grin
Geomac: Alekuwodo
Agbalegan
Idi Ape
Ganganshi
Yemetu Aladorin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Eifeh(m): 1:46pm On Aug 31, 2012
New heaven, best street name
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Ariyke: 1:47pm On Aug 31, 2012
sharp corner, aina akera, ajayi ibe, toko taya, jinadu etccheesy

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:47pm On Aug 31, 2012
berem: No.4 oloriburuku street off mumuni avenue behind oponu ode market.agege,lagos state grin
grin grin grin
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by y2kaustin(m): 1:47pm On Aug 31, 2012
~vicky~:
Amusu Amusu
...Where we always meet n observe,17:59?
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Yaya6: 1:47pm On Aug 31, 2012
lasunray: ABEOKUTA

SAPON
IYANA MORTUARY
ISALE IGBEIN
OKE SOKORI
KUTO

I dnt knw their meaning oooo.

lwkmd

So u no know MOLEGEDE, OBANTOKO, ITOKO, ONIKOKO, ANIGBADO, ILENIKU?

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Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:48pm On Aug 31, 2012
in sokoto where i reside currently there's a street refered to as 'unguwar rogo' which literaly means 'cassava strret'
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Nobody: 1:48pm On Aug 31, 2012
1.Isale Odo Iya Omi Alaro. Ojota Axis. (actually named after the canal that separates Ojota from Maryland). Can someone tell me what it means.
2. Alaba-laba (meaning "they don't ever sleep") in Aba. Actually the area is named after a "joint".The "joint" has a special stand,just outside, where condoms are displayed on shelves and sold by the hausa guys who sell cigarettes. No sh.it!

More comming...
Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by Eifeh(m): 1:49pm On Aug 31, 2012
New heaven, best street name see this name holy ghost. 042 unu di ok.

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