Guys, the worst statement u ever uttered to a gal, or heard bein said to a gal?

Girls, lets hear from u guys, the worst embarrassment u ever gave to a guy (maybe a toaster, annoying person etc) or experienced?

Let me start. Years back (90s to be precise), Someone said the following comment to a gal passing by, and i quote: "Only ur face fine but ur t*** don rotten." Can u imagine? What a disgusting and irritating gibberish to say.

Lets hear urs.

If I nyash u, u go die

A girl got a request on bbm and accepted it, she asked the dude how he got her pin and the dude seeing the girl's pic, decided she was ugly and that kinda infuriated him.

So he wrote "As you ugly like this you still dey form, even dey ask where i get your pin instead wey you go thank me for adding a monkey like you".


Can't really think of any said to me right now.

Seegoat's blunders.

freecocoa: A girl got a request on bbm and accepted it, she asked the dude how he got her pin and the dude seeing the girl's pic, decided she was ugly and that kinda infuriated him.

So he wrote "As you ugly like this you still dey form, even dey ask where i get your pin instead wey you go thank me for adding a monkey like you".

Loool.

freecocoa: A girl got a request on bbm and accepted it, she asked the dude how he got her pin and the dude seeing the girl's pic, decided she was ugly and that kinda infuriated him.

So he wrote "As you ugly like this you still dey form, even dey ask where i get your pin instead wey you go thank me for adding a monkey like you".


Can't really think of any said to me right now.

If you are not the girl then the girl must be really close to you. Eeyah! Sorry oh.


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The couple living next to my house engaged themselves in a heated argument, the husband said "koni bensur fun iya e" and since then I've been looking for the meaning of "bensur".

the worst statement I said to A Lady was during my Jamb lesson.....the ugly lady see say she hug wowowo..nd she dey cari nyash nd as i want toast the unto toto levels,she come the form shawama...I jst Vex tell am say she dey cari nyash like Okuko Igbo

If you were on fire and I had pure water, I'd wash my leg with it.
That was by me

jhydebaba: If you are not the girl then the girl must be really close to you. Eeyah! Sorry oh.


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The couple living next to my house engaged themselves in a heated argument, the husband said "koni bensur fun iya e" and since then I've been looking for the meaning of "bensur".

Hahahahahaha! Seek and ye sha find

Madtness runs in some people genes

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Idowuogbo:
Hahahahahaha! Seek and ye sha find

I don seek now, oya tell me. Shebi u get yoruba diko.

i read,hear and say terrible things everyday..
I don't know which to classify as WORST!!

jhydebaba: [email][/email][email][/email]
I don seek now, oya tell me. Shebi u get yoruba diko.

It af tear!

Idowuogbo:
It af tear!

Ok oh! Contact me wen you get the meaning.

^no purobulem!

I'v heard so many addressed to people but mine was from a total stranger ' comt 4road go pull dat cloths b4 i slap u, u don reach 2wear dis kin cloth'

jhydebaba: If you are not the girl then the girl must be really close to you. Eeyah! Sorry oh.

Yeah well you don't know so......

freecocoa: Yeah well you don't know so......

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derbybliz: the worst statement I said to A Lady was during my Jamb lesson.....the ugly lady see say she hug wowowo..nd she dey cari nyash nd as i want toast the unto toto levels,she come the form shawama...I jst Vex tell am say she dey cari nyash like Okuko Igbo

Dry

Very dry

jhydebaba: If you are not the girl then the girl must be really close to you. Eeyah! Sorry oh.

True.....I saw freecocoa in a bus 2 days ago,mehn,d girl is fugly

"women are nothing but property" - Most Hausa men would say it again and again

^And that's news? Duh

Kolade9:
True.....I saw freecocoa in a bus 2 days ago,mehn,d girl is fugly

And this is news? Duh

Acidosis: "women are nothing but property" - Most Hausa men would say it again and again

They should be slapped again and again

freecocoa: And this is news? Duh

''Duh''? She's also one of those local girls

^Surely that can't be all you observed.

She was with her friends when I went to see her and she was like "you can't spend N100 to call your girl. I'm tired of dating a poor guy like you" and I responded "I actually wanted to buy airtime to call you but I remembered arsenal had a match. That was a better 90mins investment . . ." . This girl para die.


It's of recent I knew how wicked my comment was

^Hmmm na so