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My Father by timmy(m): 9:25am On Apr 11, 2006
Three boys were in the school yard bragging of how great their fathers are: The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow." The second one says: "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet." The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!"
Re: My Father by Rhodalyn(f): 9:26am On Apr 11, 2006
good one Tim wink
Re: My Father by micklplus(m): 9:33am On Apr 11, 2006
Yeah, you are right ! cos they'll never close before time cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Father by hotangel2(f): 4:30pm On Apr 11, 2006
good one. cheesy cheesy
Re: My Father by sade511(f): 4:32pm On Apr 11, 2006
lol :d :d
Re: My Father by diddy4(m): 9:17pm On Apr 11, 2006
;d
Re: My Father by Z4M4eva(f): 2:07pm On Apr 12, 2006
l.o.l cheesy
Re: My Father by spikelord(m): 3:57pm On Apr 12, 2006
Nice joke Timmy!
Re: My Father by Free(f): 5:49pm On Apr 12, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: My Father by eroogbes: 4:01pm On Apr 13, 2006
nice one time

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