Got dis from the net so i thougth I should share...
THE LAWS OF KEEPING A WOMAN

1) Never take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you won’t know it.

2) Do not cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge could be emotionally lethal.

3)Do not boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you ANYTHING.

4) Do not expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and put it in your hand.

5) Be appreciative for all she does for you and show her appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she should be happy she is in YOUR life, she will go out to prove you otherwise.

6) Never lay a hand on her, unless it is to caress her.

7) Never make her second to anything. This is the biggest mistake any man can do.

Don’t ever disrespect her or her family, even if she complains about them. It is OK for her to do it, but never for you. Remember this.

9) Always GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in her eyes. When a woman has to support you, in her mind, you are her bitch.

10) Never treat a woman like a man, or she will treat you like a woman.

11) Be truthful to her always — even if it hurts. A woman respects a man of Truth and men that lie repeatedly will never be taken seriously — only playfully.

12) Women are like cats. Even when they play stupid, their radars are always perceptive and receptive to all that is happening around them. Do not play around your woman, or she will play you in the end.

13) Never be afraid to show a woman your emotions. Do not expect her to know how you feel if you don’t reveal anything. Never hold back on love. When a woman feels something is missing, or that you are not in the relationship 100%, she will seek a more complete love elsewhere. Believe it.

14) Support your woman’s dreams as if you were her number one fan and you will always be her number one man.

15) Push a woman to fulfill her passions, and she will always be passionate about you. Stay in tune with the developments of her hobbies and projects, and she will be in tune with you. Even if she loves designing tiny hats for squirrels, what you should love is the excitement from her eyes whenever you see her doing what she loves.

16) Treat your woman as if she were your precious daughter, more than you treat her as your mother — even if she is older than you. Women are like kittens. They love your attention, affection, pampering, to be spoiled, and really enjoy being showed and told new things. Remember, women will always have more options than men. They will only stay with the one who treats them best.

17) A woman typically gives a man two chances for serious error. If he messes up more than twice, it is highly unlikely there will be a third. After the second slip-up, she already sees you as a different person.

18) Always trust a woman’s intuition and never take her mind for that of a fool. If she tells you something, but then you have to go and ask for someone else’s opinion in front of her, if she was right she will never let it go. She will start taking you for the idiot. All it takes is once.

19) The same way the Sun is the lamp of the universe, your woman should always be treated as the lamp of your life.

20) Do not ever put her down in front of your friends or family. This will only make her despise your family and friends, and she won’t forget to return the favor.

21) If she loves her family, try to love them as if they were yours too. She will love you more for sincerely trying.

22) If you end up with a first-rate woman, never treat her less than first-rate. She will leave you for a first-rate man once you do.

23) Never give your woman third-rate gifts (junk, used, discounted, as is, tacky). If you can’t afford to get her something first-rate, make her something from your heart, or wait until you have enough money to get her a first-rate gift. A woman would rather be given nice gifts, rather than a bunch of junky gifts. It shows her how you see her. Believe it.

24) Never let your woman stand alone when she is being opposed. Always stand by her in the presence of opposition, and when you are in private then you can tell her your real thoughts on a situation. She will love you for not exposing her out in the open. Always stand by your woman. Always! However, if she is someone who always does people wrong, then she is wrong for you. If she is good and she is the one being wronged, if you sit down or do nothing, she will be gone. Women do not like weak men. Those women that tolerate weak men are very weak women.

Treat your relationship as if you are growing the most beautiful sacred flower. Keep watering it, tend to the roots, and always make sure the petals are full of color and are never curling. Once you neglect your plant, it will die, as will your relationship. If your woman has left you heartbroken, then know it is most likely due to you violating at least one of the above. If you violated more than two, then know you had a very good woman.

Now, for women, how do you treat a man and keep him?
Do all the above for him too.

By Suzy Kassem
http://styleisking./2010/03/24/how-to-treat-a-woman-and-keep-her/

Well spaced, nice points.
The OP is on to it

Make it 50 points.

Where the hell is 'The Laws of Keeping A Man' for fishbrains

U and fish

He probably lives on a fishing boat

Mynd_44: He probably lives on a fishing boat

True dat! Or he fin b fisherman o!

Very true. The relationship world would be a much better place if people learned to this to one another.

Idowuogbo: True dat! Or he fin b fisherman o!

Na you talk am oooooo

HotAmalah, so how can a man have all dis 24 in his brain only? Many won't even recall 5 out of it.

Wheres d men part? Only women! *SMH*

Excelboi: HotAmalah, so how can a man have all dis 2s in his brain only? Many won't even recall 5 out of it.

I don't even remember one

It should be titled 'Laws To Keep A Partner'.

What's with the laws and theories, these days anyway?

Rocktation: What's with the laws and theories, these days anyway?

Hey beautiful, where have you been hiding?

@rocktation
But this one makes a whole lot of sense, Rocktation. It is based on a simple, single law: treat your partner right. Much better and a breath of fresh air instead of other manipulative laws out there....

From the annals of Confucius-- Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

^^
Simple

Excelboi: HotAmalah, so how can a man have all dis 2s in his brain only? Many won't even recall 5 out of it.

am sure if he can keep a few in his brain his relationship will be just fine

lola.luv:
@rocktation
But this one makes a whole lot of sense, Rocktation. It is based on a simple, single law: treat your partner right. Much better and a breath of fresh air instead of other manipulative laws out there....

Of cos Lola, I did relate. Just got curious after sweeping the section and finding a lot of guiding rules presently.
And Mynd, I never left.

^okies!

word!

Wow all dis laws jst 2 kip a woman,well they re worth kipn evn if its 1million laws.xpecialy my wman.

This is a two way thing.If u want ur relationship to survive the storms of this age,plz pay attention to the post.

lillyveezy: This is a two way thing.If u want ur relationship to survive the storms of this age,plz pay attention to the post.

you are so right,i know relationships cant be perfect but if we could pick on some of dis we could find some peace,love,faithfullness n happiness.

Excelboi: HotAmalah, so how can a man have all dis 2s in his brain only? Many won't even recall 5 out of it.

This comment got me screaming with laughter...Lolzzzz....the op must be a Nigerian sisy! some cool points though...lol

With such laws, I'm better off by being a HomoSexùal.

These rules only work with matured and enlightened women. Do these with a lesser woman and she is sure going to take the man for granted and think he is a fool!

All these for a woman? If it aint my mum or my sis, no other other chick deserves those from me.

adora4u1: These rules only work with matured and enlightened women. Do these with a lesser woman and she is sure going to take the man for granted and think he is a fool!

these rules are not for blackberry and brzilian hair women ohhh!!!

Guy forget all this things, d easiest way 2 keep a woman is to in pregnant her! Dat makes her 2 b alive 2 her responsibilities

I no fit keep ordinary TEN commandments go heaven na to keep 23 commandments for woman. Even if say na Angel God positioned, I no fit try am.