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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 7:01pm On Sep 12, 2012
OH GOD SAVE US FROM AKPORS
JUST ENJOY IT.
Ekaitte and her husband Akpors on phone.
Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? ...
Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop!
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 7:04pm On Sep 12, 2012
dagr8: OH GOD SAVE US FROM AKPORS
JUST ENJOY IT.
Ekaitte and her husband Akpors on phone.
Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? ...
Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop!

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy..very funny
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dagr8(m): 7:12pm On Sep 12, 2012
~vicky~:
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you?. The girl replied with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the
students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said; “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?. The guy responded with a loud voice; 10k FOR ONE NIGHT THAT’S TOO MUCH o! ... All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty
hahaha... good for her.. she wan do shakara b4
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by daQueen: 7:12pm On Sep 12, 2012
~vicky~:
A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you?. The girl replied with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the
students in the library started staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said; “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?. The guy responded with a loud voice; 10k FOR ONE NIGHT THAT’S TOO MUCH o! ... All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty

cheesy cheesy
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Acidosis(m): 10:35pm On Sep 12, 2012
~vicky~:
FRUITS BRAGGING
APPLE: l look like human
heart.....
MANGO: I look like a
stomach.....
GRAPE: I look like eyes.....
BANANA: please please
please change the topic.. grin grin grin

hehehheeheh see your dirty mind...what are u thinking?
grin

#cough.. grin grin my dear.. be careful grin
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 12:29pm On Sep 13, 2012
Acidosis:

#cough.. grin grin my dear.. be careful grin

cheesy cheesy cheesy am always careful grin grin
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by dlex21(m): 1:10pm On Sep 13, 2012
dagr8: OH GOD SAVE US FROM AKPORS
JUST ENJOY IT.
Ekaitte and her husband Akpors on phone.
Ekaitte: Where the hell are you? ...
Akpors: Honey, u remember dat gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv wit it?
Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king
Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?
Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop!
grin grin grin vewi 4ni
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Emmy9ite(m): 2:35pm On Sep 13, 2012
~vicky~:


get what?...come on ..what are u thinking?..u know Emmy is for pearl ~vicki~
well corrected!

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Emmy9ite(m): 2:38pm On Sep 13, 2012
Teacher: Akpors, what is a baby lizard?
Akpors: Lizzy baby cheesy
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by pearlhapi(f): 2:39pm On Sep 13, 2012
Emmy9ite: well corrected!
very funny
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:52pm On Sep 13, 2012
Emmy9ite: Teacher: Akpors, what is a baby lizard?
Akpors: Lizzy baby cheesy

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy..Lizzy Baby cheesy
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by alaricsaltzman: 4:45pm On Sep 13, 2012
only in naija:
will they Shoot A Flashback scene of the 60s in nollywood and show MTN Bill board @ the background! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

someone wld mistakenly hit you in a crowd and the next thing is for you to check ur "penis" if it's still there!

you see more than five churches in a street or two different churches in d same building! sad why??
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 8:26pm On Sep 13, 2012
funny pictures

www.nairaland.com/attachments/819681_A2qiP38CYAAmLfM_1_jpgf080235c61fa9c5386bf52f043343bd8




Emmy9ite birthday pary cheesy along side with Acidosis, dlex21 and dagr8 grin grin awon boys are not smiling

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by jackpot(f): 8:39pm On Sep 13, 2012
~vicky~:
^^^^ welcomo kiss kiss
vicky dear, I saw you in my dream chasing me with catapult because I bought you pink pants as birthday gift. undecided undecided grin

Please explain. Cheers! cheesy
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 9:10pm On Sep 13, 2012
jackpot: vicky dear, I saw you in my dream chasing me with catapult because I bought you pink pants as birthday gift. undecided undecided grin

Please explain. Cheers! cheesy

go thank your Chi say i no pursue u with cutlass or egbe...
undecided

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Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 11:23pm On Sep 13, 2012
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who da fwuck are these two guest s... embarassed
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Acidosis(m): 12:33am On Sep 14, 2012
~vicky~:


go thank your Chi say i no pursue u with cutlass or egbe...
undecided

Tell Her..
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 2:16pm On Sep 14, 2012
*slams the thread door, enters with machette* abeg na who dey follow me drag vicky, make d person come show face nw.... embarassed



*clears throat*




In a church, a drunk man seated beside a woman whispered to her



"can i have your vagina?"


The woman, shocked, whispered back and said, "arent you ashamed asking for something like that in church?"


The man also whispered back and said,



"arent you ashamed of bringing it 2 church?"






undecided




Both of them had cardiac arrest
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 2:20pm On Sep 14, 2012
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cool cool cool cool

Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 6:40pm On Sep 14, 2012
^^^ nice joke Bunmi cool
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 7:44pm On Sep 14, 2012
A grandma and her grandson were shopping in a supermarket. The grandma realize that the kid has picked a toy, she calls out; "Degree, put that toy back". The kid returned the toy back. Astonishingly, another customer asks; is that his name? The grandma replies; yes, I sent his mother to the UNIVERSITY to study but this is what she brought back.
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 8:33pm On Sep 14, 2012
~vicky~:
A grandma and her grandson were shopping in a supermarket. The grandma realize that the kid has picked a toy, she calls out; "Degree, put that toy back". The kid returned the toy back. Astonishingly, another customer asks; is that his name? The grandma replies; yes, I sent his mother to the UNIVERSITY to study but this is what she brought back.


am sure dt d Granson must be Mogulo .. .



Nice one dear kiss kiss kiss
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by ciphoenix: 11:41am On Sep 15, 2012
A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 5:50pm On Sep 15, 2012
Larride - I Love You

Booqee - Shut Up

Larride- I Will Die For You

Booqee - Shut Up

Larride -I Can't Live Without You

Booqee - Shut Up




Larride - I 'll Buy you BlackBerry


Booqee - Really ...















Larride - Shut Up !!!
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by ciphoenix: 6:30pm On Sep 15, 2012
bunmioguns: Larride - I Love You

Booqee - Shut Up

Larride- I Will Die For You

Booqee - Shut Up

Larride -I Can't Live Without You

Booqee - Shut Up




Larride - I 'll Buy you BlackBerry


Booqee - Really ...















Larride - Shut Up !!!
grin
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by larride(m): 8:17pm On Sep 15, 2012
bunmioguns: Larride - I Love You

Booqee - Shut Up

Larride- I Will Die For You

Booqee - Shut Up

Larride -I Can't Live Without You

Booqee - Shut Up




Larride - I 'll Buy you BlackBerry


Booqee - Really ...















Larride - Shut Up !!!


Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Rextab(m): 5:15am On Sep 16, 2012
Same jokes...jst difrnt days...
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Yahoo1(m): 9:07am On Sep 16, 2012
A man and his son entered a big supermarket,being so Local they stared at anything they have never seen before like it was from heaven! As they walked around the supermarket they noticed a door that opens automatically when someone approaches,just as they were still staring in amazement at this wonderful type of 'refrigerator'..an old woman walked into the elevator and up it goes,ding,dong ding dong..the numbers dinged ascendingly as the elevator moved up,a moment later it started descending,and when it got to 0 and opened up,father and child couldnt believe there eyes,behold was a young,beautiful and sexy girl,without taking his eyes off the girl,the man told his son,''Run home as fast as you can,and get your mother here.
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Yahoo1(m): 9:10am On Sep 16, 2012
In a classroom,during a maths test,Vicky suddenly put her papers on the ground and continued writting. The teacher was suprised and asked,''Vicky why are you writting on the floor? Vicky,''question number 3 says;without using table solve the following questions.
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Yahoo1(m): 9:16am On Sep 16, 2012
One day larride was passing by a mental hospital,there was strange unusual noise coming from the mental house,the inmates where all shouting;13...13....13....Larride was very curious,and decided to check why the inmates where repeating the same number,as the fence was too high for him,he decided to peep through a crack in the wall,as he bent to peep,the inmates poked him in the eye with a stick,and started shouting....14....14....14
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Yahoo1(m): 9:21am On Sep 16, 2012
Boquee went to a doctor to complain of body pains.

Boquee; doctor,am in pains.

Doctor;hows that?

Boquee;i feel pains all over my body,any part of my body i touch feels like its on fire.

Doctor;can you show me?

Boquee;ofcourse,she uses her index finger to poke her thighs,'ouch. She poked her tommy,'ouch. Her cheek,'ouch.

Doctor;oh dear,i dont think you are in pains,i think you broke ur finger.
Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Yahoo1(m): 9:23am On Sep 16, 2012
Akpoes was toasting a babe.

Akpoes;baby i really love you,and i'd do anything for you.

Girl;please i cant,i need a responsible guy.

Akpoes;Am responsible.

Girl;hows that?

Akpoes;anytime a gal gets pregnant in our neighbourhood,people say am responsible.

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