I came across this earlier today, dunno how true but I decided to share it on here.

I should be listed amongst philosophers like Socrates, Pluto & the likes for this discovery of an inordinate length…..which states that “Ugly Boys Make Better Boyfriends In This 21st Century”
Like my grandma will say, “pretty things spoil sooner than you know..” (Now that’s a fau’qqn truth) I’ll prove it to you… Keep reading.

I read a book for 16 bloody hours yesterday authored by Miller where he stated clearly that human beings do more than they should when they are complemented under the truth they perceive differently.
For example, An Ugly guy knows he’s ugly (no matter how he’s been washed & rinsed by his folks) so making him feel loved by complementing him and telling him how hot you think he is just makes him wanna remain faithful to you..

An Ugly boy understands how it feels to be depressed, so he won’t make you feel that way without reason. He barley uses the word ugly on others.

An Ugly boy has a gifted hand. He gives to keep you & more importantly because he genuinely loves you.

An Ugly boy can make any girl look pretty & Hot (you don’t have to try so hard for him..)
An Ugly boy spends more time on other things that enhance his personality rather than his face that’s why we see some guys as “cool” & others as “hot”

Fine guys do nothing but flaunt how cute they are, disrespect ladies because they can always have a free Fau’qq, they go for ladies physically appealing… Cute guys chase your body why real men are after your SOUL….

So Pookies Date An Ugly Boy Today
(Although I must reiterate that there is a degree to which ugliness can be accepted! Lool that’s another theory)

Yea you are right. We plenty ooo lets be patriotic.

where are the ladies before we are out of stock

Ladies Plsssss come and grab your copy of the most eligible ugly dudes here

This is some funny shyt kant wait 4 the gals version

....ugly guys spend more money...

::Andrew:::
Yea you are right. We plenty ooo lets be patriotic.

where are the ladies before we are out of stock

I know say u go dey here

I bet they make the best hubbys too, though someone said ladies should never marry a man exact they are ok with having a son exactly like him

Bullshit version 1.0

tobechi74: ....ugly guys spend more money...

True!

This is some real Nonsense!!!

Poor boyz make d best boyfriendz.

I pity anybody who believes that trash.

Una never see ugly dudes wey get attitude pass Trey songz sef, them many for naija.

so u go rather date dis man rather than a handsome bobo.?i guess na nite outin match una or else even dog go bark una wen una comot in d afternoon.....lol

freecocoa: I pity anybody who believes that trash.

Una never see ugly dudes wey get attitude pass Trey songz sef, them many for naija.

Itz mostly as a result of all the ill treatment received from our naija girls

@ajos... That guy is realy uglyy.... Even wit his money i can't marry that beast...

B.S in my opinion. Once you find the right person, ugly or a prince charming you'll wanna be the best you can be...

nne3870: @ajos... That guy is realy uglyy.... Even wit his money i can't marry that beast...

nne3870: @ajos... That guy is realy uglyy.... Even wit his money i can't marry that beast...

Love doesnt know ugly or prince charming!
Like seriously, this is some really dumb sh¡t! :/

Proudly an uqly boy..lol Op no qal wants to hanq out with some1 uqly(esp. when he is not rich), wetin u want make her friends talk. Furthermore, every lady wants to marry a fine quy that will reflect on their kidz.
NB: Money makes pot belly look sexy

ajos: so u go rather date dis man rather than a handsome bobo.?i guess na nite outin match una or else even dog go bark una wen una comot in d afternoon.....lol

mehhn who carve dis man?

Emmy9ite: Proudly an uqly boy..lol Op no qal wants to hanq out with some1 uqly(esp. when he is not rich), wetin u want make her friends talk. Furthermore, every lady wants to marry a fine quy that will reflect on their kidz.
NB: Money makes pot belly look sexy

I've seen several beautiful girls that when I got to see their parents I waz lyk "wtf!, R u sure we're in the ryt place"
Sometimes, cute parents make ugly kids n' ugly parents-Beautiful Awesome kids

I didn't just read that. No.

flanrey:

I've seen several beautiful girls that when I got to see their parents I waz lyk "wtf!, R u sure we're in the ryt place"
Sometimes, cute parents make ugly kids n' ugly parents-Beautiful Awesome kids

seqreqation of qenes. It is rare sha

WhetheR rich o or poor an ugly guy is a no no for me! He must not be movie staR handsome ok but that doesn't mean he used look like monkey. I wanna be comfortable around him not terRified biko. I'm allergic to ugly guys!

vivian chinaza: WhetheR rich o or poor an ugly guy is a no no for me! He must not be movie staR handsome ok but that doesn't mean he used look like monkey. I wanna be comfortable around him not terRified biko. I'm allergic to ugly guys!

*** should*** in place of ***used***

It is either people are bashing ugly boyz or they are bashing fine boyz.
Thank God i'm neither ugly nor handsnme.

At least what I know is this; an ugly guy can still get his game and desires right if other factors are in place eg neatness, high dress sense, intelligence, being funny, wealth, being caring etc

but an ugly girl? (you're better the ugly version of Michelle Obama or else...)

vivian chinaza: WhetheR rich o or poor an ugly guy is a no no for me! He must not be movie staR handsome ok but that doesn't mean he used look like monkey. I wanna be comfortable around him not terRified biko. I'm allergic to ugly guys!

I forgive you... Allergic to ugly guys? Dat aint fair for ugly guys lyk me.... By the way, as an ugly guy i am, i won't marry an ugly chick cos fine and pretty babes dig me upon my ugliness.... Grazie....

Hey Viv, how bout coffee

vivian chinaza: WhetheR rich o or poor an ugly guy is a no no for me! He must not be movie staR handsome ok but that doesn't mean he used look like monkey. I wanna be comfortable around him not terRified biko. I'm allergic to ugly guys!