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Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by Adecement2: 6:29pm On Sep 08, 2012
Just thought you guyz,might need dis like dose of u mey like 2go pass una left leg...Dis ar most of d status use to update my status on 2go...Jst to impress my frndz,d girls most especially...N belv me dey ar triping...

Here ar dey:-

*even without a pencil,i cn till draw ur attention

*no body is perfect,dats y pencils hv eraser

*dnt drink n drive,smoke n fly

*i didnt fall,d ground just need a huge

*NOBODY is perfect,so if any1 tells u e is perfect,then e is NOBODY

*The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

*Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty,what happened to you?

*Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

*"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

*Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

*People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

*I'm neva wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken

*Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try

*Rose z red,facebuk z blue,tweet me ur name,so I cn plus u on google!

*I luv ur smile,ur face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!

*bee or no bee u ar till my honey

*u rememb me of my next gf

add if u hv any n i wil postin more if i rememba them

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Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by Adecement2: 6:58pm On Sep 08, 2012
*Ar u alwys dis stupid, or ar u makin a special effort 2day?

*Neva try 2 drown ur troubles... Especially if hecan swim.

*SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!
*'Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

*Smile,n d world will smile with u. Laugh n they'll all think your on drugs
Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by CLIQBOY(m): 7:03pm On Sep 08, 2012
Nah romance rum dix one suppose dey nah..abi u sîck?
Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by Adecement2: 7:08pm On Sep 08, 2012
CLIQBOY: Nah romance rum dix one suppose dey nah..abi u sîck?
na til joke...Funny shit...
Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by Adecement2: 9:22pm On Sep 08, 2012
Una no lyk am ni,abi wetin dey do una
Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by JojoArmani(m): 9:56pm On Sep 08, 2012
Haba! U too dey beg for comments, most of ur thread always ve hundreds of views and few comments and I guess na u dey view ur thread more. And even de comments na ur own dey pass.
Post beta tins and u will see comments coming. No offence.

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Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by Nobody: 9:57pm On Sep 08, 2012
Adecement2: Una no lyk am ni,abi wetin dey do una
na by force to comment ni?? undecided I like d lines newaiz..cool stuff.
Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by Adecement2: 3:15pm On Sep 09, 2012
Mtchw

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Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by BlesinE(f): 9:52am On Dec 19, 2012
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Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by BlesinE(f): 9:52am On Dec 19, 2012
:-/
Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by Sharp9: 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2012
Am tired of listening 2 my old speaker(Bankole)
Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by BabaSimple: 12:08am On Jan 11, 2013
cheesy grin tongue[color=#000099][/color]*Touch not my azonto, and do my kukere no harm. *Come unto me, all ye dat are sad nd I will make u happy. *Blessed are d flexible, for they shall nt b bent out of shape. *CONGRATS! U just won a new puzzle game. Dis is hw to play it: Throw ur fone against d wall nd assemble d pieces. *My love for U na Jackie Chan. cheesy*Touch not my azonto, and do my kukere no harm. *Come unto me, all ye dat are sad nd I will make u happy. *Blessed are d flexible, for they shall nt b bent out of shape. *CONGRATS! U just won a new puzzle game. Dis is hw to play it: Throw ur fone against d wall nd assemble d pieces. *My love for U na Jackie Chan.

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Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by britneykyute(f): 1:48pm On Dec 01, 2013
cheesy
Re: Funny 2go Status,to Impress D 1 U Luv by booksrite(f): 9:56pm On Jun 29, 2019
adecement2:
Mtchw

cry

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