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How They Answered by Migines(m): 9:07am On Jan 08, 2008
WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD


GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against
us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting
a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there
is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of this can real
Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars.
And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the
government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream
of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road,
or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken
THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the
road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
Re: How They Answered by clemcykul(f): 2:22pm On Jan 08, 2008
nope u dint lol grin grin grin

nairalanders why did the chicken cross the road grin
Re: How They Answered by ThugLife1(m): 3:29pm On Jan 08, 2008
kinda cool
Re: How They Answered by nightnurse(f): 3:32pm On Jan 08, 2008
why don't you ask OBJ and ATIKU grin
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 3:36pm On Jan 08, 2008
@nurse
I did.
Obj said
"otta farm is on the other side."
atiku said
"CIA and EFCC are on its tail"
Re: How They Answered by topeteadr(m): 3:40pm On Jan 08, 2008
And?. . . . What's the answer. . .

@all why did the chicken cross the road. . .
Re: How They Answered by iwajay(m): 3:42pm On Jan 08, 2008
@night nurse,

the chiken crossed so that you and i can do a BBQ party to commemorate our union.
Re: How They Answered by nightnurse(f): 3:43pm On Jan 08, 2008
@topeteadr,

The chicken crossed road because it was coming to nairaland
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 3:43pm On Jan 08, 2008
Lol.Ashawo.
Re: How They Answered by nightnurse(f): 3:45pm On Jan 08, 2008
@iwajay,

whose going to make the chicken barbecue? lol
Re: How They Answered by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Jan 08, 2008
the chicken crossed the road coz it felt like it grin
Re: How They Answered by wallas: 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2008
Is the chicken a citizen?
Re: How They Answered by topeteadr(m): 3:50pm On Jan 08, 2008
I said it. . . . . . . . .the flirt is back. .
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 3:51pm On Jan 08, 2008
. . . . Of d oda side of the road?
Re: How They Answered by Nautillus(m): 3:52pm On Jan 08, 2008
"to get to the other side"

Nice one though. got me smiling, grin
Re: How They Answered by topeteadr(m): 3:55pm On Jan 08, 2008
Lol. . . . The chicken crossed the road cuz ituen. . . . . . I assume u know the rest of the story. . .
Re: How They Answered by iwajay(m): 3:56pm On Jan 08, 2008
nightnurse:

@iwajay,

whose going to make the chicken barbecue? lol

Hmn! we'd let tdear do us that honor while we do our thing you know?
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 3:56pm On Jan 08, 2008
@wallas
. . . . . Of the oda side of the road?
Re: How They Answered by wallas: 3:59pm On Jan 08, 2008
@migines
maybe as they said the chicken was even confused if it was crossing the road or trafficking the route
Re: How They Answered by freezy(m): 4:06pm On Jan 08, 2008
BBQ party. . . I like that. How many shortys are we allowed to bring?

tope_teadr:

Lol. . . . The chicken crossed the road because ituen was chasing it. . . . . . I assume u know the rest of the story. . .
For those that do not know. . . the chicken crossed the road because Ituen was ready to Bla bla bla it to death
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 4:14pm On Jan 08, 2008
Lmao
Re: How They Answered by wallas: 4:15pm On Jan 08, 2008
@freezy
'Tis like u waiting 4 this 4 so long,
Re: How They Answered by freezy(m): 4:25pm On Jan 08, 2008
wallas:

@freezy
'Tis like u waiting 4 this 4 so long,

Speak English man! angry
Re: How They Answered by ituen(m): 4:41pm On Jan 08, 2008
freezy freezy freezy
Re: How They Answered by freezy(m): 4:48pm On Jan 08, 2008
Wasup jare? How now? u good?
Re: How They Answered by tessybaby(f): 4:55pm On Jan 08, 2008
freezy stop disappearing and appearing are u a ghost?
by the way where have u been all this while? i have missed ur presence
Re: How They Answered by iwajay(m): 4:58pm On Jan 08, 2008
this blah thin just had to find its way out again huh!
Re: How They Answered by freezy(m): 5:16pm On Jan 08, 2008
Ok tessy. aint goin nowhere no more. ma place's gonna be right here babi, ok?
Re: How They Answered by topeteadr(m): 5:21pm On Jan 08, 2008
Nw we hv 2 flirt's in the house. . .
Re: How They Answered by iwajay(m): 5:34pm On Jan 08, 2008
yeah! tope and teadr
Re: How They Answered by ituen(m): 5:54pm On Jan 08, 2008
Freezy,

no just think am reach Tessy
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 6:02pm On Jan 08, 2008
. . . . Na tess u suppose warn dis one wen dem talk say "baba" don die.

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