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How They Answered by Migines(m): 9:07am On Jan 08, 2008 |
WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD GEORGE W BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. PAT BUCHANAN To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross. MARTHA STEWART No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die in the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before. SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE I invented the chicken! THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? |
Re: How They Answered by clemcykul(f): 2:22pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
nope u dint lol nairalanders why did the chicken cross the road |
Re: How They Answered by ThugLife1(m): 3:29pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
kinda cool |
Re: How They Answered by nightnurse(f): 3:32pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
why don't you ask OBJ and ATIKU |
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 3:36pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@nurse I did. Obj said "otta farm is on the other side." atiku said "CIA and EFCC are on its tail" |
Re: How They Answered by topeteadr(m): 3:40pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
And?. . . . What's the answer. . . @all why did the chicken cross the road. . . |
Re: How They Answered by iwajay(m): 3:42pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@night nurse, the chiken crossed so that you and i can do a BBQ party to commemorate our union. |
Re: How They Answered by nightnurse(f): 3:43pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@topeteadr, The chicken crossed road because it was coming to nairaland |
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 3:43pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Lol.Ashawo. |
Re: How They Answered by nightnurse(f): 3:45pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@iwajay, whose going to make the chicken barbecue? lol |
Re: How They Answered by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
the chicken crossed the road coz it felt like it |
Re: How They Answered by wallas: 3:49pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Is the chicken a citizen? |
Re: How They Answered by topeteadr(m): 3:50pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
I said it. . . . . . . . .the flirt is back. . |
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 3:51pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
. . . . Of d oda side of the road? |
Re: How They Answered by Nautillus(m): 3:52pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
"to get to the other side" Nice one though. got me smiling, |
Re: How They Answered by topeteadr(m): 3:55pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Lol. . . . The chicken crossed the road cuz ituen. . . . . . I assume u know the rest of the story. . . |
Re: How They Answered by iwajay(m): 3:56pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
nightnurse: Hmn! we'd let tdear do us that honor while we do our thing you know? |
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 3:56pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@wallas . . . . . Of the oda side of the road? |
Re: How They Answered by wallas: 3:59pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@migines maybe as they said the chicken was even confused if it was crossing the road or trafficking the route |
Re: How They Answered by freezy(m): 4:06pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
BBQ party. . . I like that. How many shortys are we allowed to bring? tope_teadr:For those that do not know. . . the chicken crossed the road because Ituen was ready to Bla bla bla it to death |
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 4:14pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Lmao |
Re: How They Answered by wallas: 4:15pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
@freezy 'Tis like u waiting 4 this 4 so long, |
Re: How They Answered by freezy(m): 4:25pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
wallas: Speak English man! |
Re: How They Answered by ituen(m): 4:41pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
freezy freezy freezy |
Re: How They Answered by freezy(m): 4:48pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Wasup jare? How now? u good? |
Re: How They Answered by tessybaby(f): 4:55pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
freezy stop disappearing and appearing are u a ghost? by the way where have u been all this while? i have missed ur presence |
Re: How They Answered by iwajay(m): 4:58pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
this blah thin just had to find its way out again huh! |
Re: How They Answered by freezy(m): 5:16pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Ok tessy. aint goin nowhere no more. ma place's gonna be right here babi, ok? |
Re: How They Answered by topeteadr(m): 5:21pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Nw we hv 2 flirt's in the house. . . |
Re: How They Answered by iwajay(m): 5:34pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
yeah! tope and teadr |
Re: How They Answered by ituen(m): 5:54pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Freezy, no just think am reach Tessy |
Re: How They Answered by Migines(m): 6:02pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
. . . . Na tess u suppose warn dis one wen dem talk say "baba" don die. |
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