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Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2012
FUN!
LET'S DO THIS!

So, take the following test
presented here.
OK, relax, clear your mind and, lets
begin.
Don't scroll down until you have
the answer and don't cheat!
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1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread." If you said
"toast," then give up now and go
do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to
Question 2.
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2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell
"silk." What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you
said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is
obviously over stressed and may
even overheat.
If you said "water" then proceed
to question 3.
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3. If a red house is made from red
bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house
is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black
bricks, what is a green house
made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made
from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the devil are you still
doing here reading these
questions?
If you said "glass," then! go on to
Question 4.
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4. It's twenty years ago, and a
plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall,
Germany at the time was
politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
the engines fail. The pilot,
realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a
crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails
before he has time and the plane
fatally crashes smack in the
middle of "no man's land"
between East Germany and West
Germany.
Where would you bury the
survivors? East Germany or West
Germany or in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't, of course,
bury survivors. If you said
ANYTHING else, you must NEVER
try to rescue anyone from a plane
crash. Your efforts would not be
appreciated. leave this page now!!!
If you said, "Don't bury the
survivors", then proceed to the
next question.
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5. Without using a calculator - You
are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London,
17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the
bus and nine people get on.
In Sweden, two people get off
and four get on. In Cardiff, 11
people get off and 16 people get
on.
In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on, In
Carmarthen, six people get off and
three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What is the name
of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own
name? It was YOU!
Read the question carefully

NOW SCORE YOURSELF...be honest, dont cheat...its just a game!!!
Whatever you get/5.
lets c ur scores!!!
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by venorite(m): 5:51pm On Sep 11, 2012
Nice one
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 6:19pm On Sep 11, 2012
what did u score?
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Nobody: 6:25pm On Sep 11, 2012
alaric saltzman: FUN!
LET'S DO THIS!

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5. Without using a calculator - You
are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London,
17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the
bus and nine people get on.
In Sweden, two people get off
and four get on. In Cardiff, 11
people get off and 16 people get
on.
In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on, In
Carmarthen, six people get off and
three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What is the name
of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own
name? It was YOU!
Read the question carefully

NOW SCORE YOURSELF...be honest, dont cheat...its just a game!!!
Whatever you get/5.
lets c ur scores!!!
Lol...this really escaped 4rm ma memory
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Lagusta(m): 7:18pm On Sep 11, 2012
Well, let's be sincere, I scored 3/5..... So
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by larride(m): 9:36pm On Sep 11, 2012
3/5
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 4:35pm On Sep 12, 2012
sooo una be olodo
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 4:35pm On Sep 12, 2012
PretiEbony: Lol...this really escaped 4rm ma memory
what did u score dear?
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Nobody: 5:06pm On Sep 12, 2012
4/5.number 2 really confused me.
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 5:37pm On Sep 12, 2012
godjohnson: 4/5.number 2 really confused me.
did u get no 3...
yet to see who'll score 5/5
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by ezeemeka(m): 6:11pm On Sep 12, 2012
alaric saltzman: FUN!
LET'S DO THIS!

So, take the following test
presented here.
OK, relax, clear your mind and, lets
begin.
Don't scroll down until you have
the answer and don't cheat!
*************** **
1. What do you put in a toaster?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: "bread." If you said
"toast," then give up now and go
do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to
Question 2.
*************

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell
"silk." What do cows drink?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Cows drink water. If you
said "milk," please do not attempt
the next question. Your brain is
obviously over stressed and may
even overheat.
If you said "water" then proceed
to question 3.
*************

3. If a red house is made from red
bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house
is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black
bricks, what is a green house
made from?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Greenhouses are made
from glass. If you said "green
bricks," what the devil are you still
doing here reading these
questions?
If you said "glass," then! go on to
Question 4.
************

4. It's twenty years ago, and a
plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall,
Germany at the time was
politically divided into West
Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of
the engines fail. The pilot,
realizing that the last remaining
engine is also failing, decides on a
crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails
before he has time and the plane
fatally crashes smack in the
middle of "no man's land"
between East Germany and West
Germany.
Where would you bury the
survivors? East Germany or West
Germany or in "no man's land"?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: You don't, of course,
bury survivors. If you said
ANYTHING else, you must NEVER
try to rescue anyone from a plane
crash. Your efforts would not be
appreciated. leave this page now!!!
If you said, "Don't bury the
survivors", then proceed to the
next question.
************

5. Without using a calculator - You
are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales. In London,
17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the
bus and nine people get on.
In Sweden, two people get off
and four get on. In Cardiff, 11
people get off and 16 people get
on.
In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on, In
Carmarthen, six people get off and
three get on. You then arrive at
Milford Haven. What is the name
of the bus driver?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own
name? It was YOU!
Read the question carefully

NOW SCORE YOURSELF...be honest, dont cheat...its just a game!!!
Whatever you get/5.
lets c ur scores!!!

I got -3/5
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Dfrenzy(m): 6:12pm On Sep 12, 2012
Honestly, 3/5, toaster = bread, cow = water and green house = glass.
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 9:30pm On Sep 12, 2012
Dfrenzy: Honestly, 3/5, toaster = bread, cow = water and green house = glass.
U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ got num 3...nyc
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Lagusta(m): 9:44pm On Sep 12, 2012
alaric saltzman:
U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ got num 3...nyc

I also got no 3, na 4 nd 5 fall my hand...
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Nobody: 11:15pm On Sep 12, 2012
3/5. i failed 2&3
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by dlex21(m): 11:51am On Sep 13, 2012
4/5...number 3 hard pass
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Sep 13, 2012
scored 3/5..
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 3:35pm On Sep 13, 2012
sooo nobody has scored 5/5

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