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Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
FUN! LET'S DO THIS! So, take the following test presented here. OK, relax, clear your mind and, lets begin. Don't scroll down until you have the answer and don't cheat! *************** ** 1. What do you put in a toaster? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. ************* 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3. ************* 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4. ************ 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. leave this page now!!! If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question. ************ 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Sweden, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on, In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What is the name of the bus driver? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU! Read the question carefully NOW SCORE YOURSELF...be honest, dont cheat...its just a game!!! Whatever you get/5. lets c ur scores!!! |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by venorite(m): 5:51pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 6:19pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
what did u score? |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Nobody: 6:25pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
alaric saltzman: FUN!Lol...this really escaped 4rm ma memory |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Lagusta(m): 7:18pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
Well, let's be sincere, I scored 3/5..... So |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by larride(m): 9:36pm On Sep 11, 2012 |
3/5 |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 4:35pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
sooo una be olodo |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 4:35pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Lol...this really escaped 4rm ma memorywhat did u score dear? |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Nobody: 5:06pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
4/5.number 2 really confused me. |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 5:37pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
godjohnson: 4/5.number 2 really confused me.did u get no 3... yet to see who'll score 5/5 |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by ezeemeka(m): 6:11pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
alaric saltzman: FUN! I got -3/5 |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Dfrenzy(m): 6:12pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
Honestly, 3/5, toaster = bread, cow = water and green house = glass. |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 9:30pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
Dfrenzy: Honestly, 3/5, toaster = bread, cow = water and green house = glass.U̶̲̥̅̊ got num 3...nyc |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Lagusta(m): 9:44pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
alaric saltzman: I also got no 3, na 4 nd 5 fall my hand... |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Nobody: 11:15pm On Sep 12, 2012 |
3/5. i failed 2&3 |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by dlex21(m): 11:51am On Sep 13, 2012 |
4/5...number 3 hard pass |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by Nobody: 12:34pm On Sep 13, 2012 |
scored 3/5.. |
Re: Game(time 2 Use Ur Head!!!) by alaricsaltzman: 3:35pm On Sep 13, 2012 |
sooo nobody has scored 5/5 |
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