Three drunk men stopped a taxi.
The driver noticed they were
heavily drunk as he opened the
door for them to enter.
Wanting to play a trick on the
drunk men to make fast money,
he started the engine, turned it
off, and said '' We have arrived at
ur destination sirs ''.
The First drunk man gave him his
money, the second drunk man
said '' Thank u '' while the third
drunk man gave him a hot dirty
slap.The driver was surprised.
Thinking the third guy has
realized what he did, the driver
asked '' What was the slap for? ''.
The third drunk man replied ''
CONTROL UR SPEED NEXT TIME.U
ALMOST GOT US KILLED

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re
coming to seek my daughter’s
hand in marriage and
u’rechewing gum. That’s a sign of
disrespect!
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I
drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink
& smoke and u’re here to seek my
daughter’s hand in marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink &smoke
when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started
clubbing when i came out of
prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in
prison before? Oh my God!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when
I killed somebody!!.
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a
killer
Man : Sir, It happened out of
anger. It was a certain man that
didn’t allow me to marry his
daughter so i killed him.
Father-In-Law : U are highly
welcome my son. U are on the
right track. U’re absolutely the
right Man for my Daughter:-]