In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following:

1) He who fights n run away?
Akpos: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.

2) A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.

4) A stitch in time?
Akpos: dey prevent further tear tear.

5) Birds of d same feather?
Akpos: Na d same mama born them.

6) One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.

7) A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic.

Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?

10) He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am becos na begining of madness be dat.

11) A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.

12) All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.

13) Once beaten?
Akpos: Naa revenge go follow b dat.

14) A fool at forty?
Akpos: U never see Naija own, our own start at 50.

15) A friend in need?
Akpos: Na parasite b dat.
(16) Slow and steady... Akpos: walahi na last u go carry. Mownin

So funny.i give b2

gadaph: In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following:

1) He who fights n run away?
Akpos: e don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.

2) A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.

3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.

4) A stitch in time?
Akpos: dey prevent further tear tear.

5) Birds of d same feather?
Akpos: Na d same mama born them.

6) One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.

7) A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if nobe barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic.

Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?

10) He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem. Make dem examine am becos na begining of madness be dat.

11) A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.

12) All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.

13) Once beaten?
Akpos: Naa revenge go follow b dat.

14) A fool at forty?
Akpos: U never see Naija own, our own start at 50.

15) A friend in need?
Akpos: Na parasite b dat.
(16) Slow and steady... Akpos: walahi na last u go carry. Mownin

this joke has been posted for more than four tyms na. Still funny sha...