A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
come
again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives, "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell *'Mississippi'."


, I BET YOU GONNA READ THIS AGAIN!!!!! lol

okay this is it!!!!

This is wat i need to go to bed happy and smiling, ohh this is good, and yes i did read again! I had to.

Oh Lawd ! very funny ! yeah, i wanna bet ,you too will read it once again if u are sharp ooooo and u could read it million times if otherwise.
Cheers

I read it twice, the asses got me confused a little.

i read it twice too.

i read it twice too so funny

hmhmhmhm

this joke really cracked me up.
nice one.

That junk is really funny . It was very hard to understand at first but l understood it the second time

I read it just once

:d

That was cool.

Really good joke.



wikid. double thumbs up. my kinda joke

Wao, this is a really hard way of learning to spell. I didn't understand it @ 1st, and was going to ask what the hell it meant, but decided 2 read it again b4 I got it. You're the bomb.

u got me meeeennnn

wow, it didnt make any sense at first, i got the gist the second time,

you need to be micheal scofield to get it once

Oracle:

I read it just once

Kilo feel like



am sure u read it ten times before u cud understand the joke

nice joke.bt i dont understand the ''Emma come first as 'Mississippi'."
starts with M. i felt he should use a name that start with M instead of E.

others are fuuny and understandable

Lol.

nice joke and i'm still smiling

;Di come a read am twice to under stad,

guess i'll spell mine this way miss is peeing lol thats one helluva joke the MA'am's got a rotten mind

can sum xplain it 4me am tired of readin it

LMAOO

funny indeed

nice joke OP

must be read twice, i bet u

nyc one