obowunmi: Eeewwww,.....and wetin u use tamba? Leaves? Paper? Toilet roll?

Shey u wash hand...

oko-oloyun:
Life has a way of putting us in an embarrassing or annoying situation once in a while. Think and share the most funniest,embarrassing or annoying moment you ever had or witnessed on a public transport.

Mine happpened when i was in SSS1. I was traveling from Ibadan to Lagos when I started having this stomach ache,my abnormal behaviour got the attention of an elderly woman next to me who asked me what the problem was, i told her its my stomach,she replied are you feeling like to poo i answered yes. Immeiately she shouted driver stop! Stop! Stop! Pls, allow this boy to drop before im spoil your motor with s*h*i*t, once the driver stopped I dashed into the nearby bush.
I have not spent more than 1min when some of the passengers started ranting some even cursed me saying naa the hours wey im take your mama born you na im you wan take poo.
When i finally came out from the bush,entered the bus that was when all hell was let loose while some were abusing me the elderly woman who sat beside me was replying them, saying if na your pikin you go allow him s*h*i*t for body abi as una dey una no dey s*h*i*t for your house. When we got to Redemption camp one man asked the driver to stop for him to drop the driver just shouted dem take poo do you.
I will later share those i witnessed on public transport,so guys let's ride together.

Caracta: When it was time to pay the bus fare, i realized i had left my purse at home. I had no dime in my big bag. Coupled with the fact that i "over-dressed" that day. Acting all 'tushed up', ignoring the attention-seeking guy beside me. The same guy saved me from the conductor's embarrassment. Of all places, LAGOS!