Yo
If You gat real style and believe You are the best Lyricist on Nairaland
                                  Let's freestyle .

RULES >
1* No name Calling
2* No abusive words (Yo momma, Dad) nah just You and your Opponent
3* No copy and Paste Lyrics please . (Originality) .

I'll start off

Coming from Nigeria with no Sharia
Ma flows so tight that I gave ma enemies bacteria
Got buzzed by Gotti now I'm scremin' M.You.R.D.E.R
When I see cops n' Snitches , I refuse to go You.N.D.E.R
Big shouts to ma to dawg BIG PROOF
If I was wit You on Tuesday, I'd bet we both be on Bullet PROOF
Of course sh*tz is done and You gone
I'd say to ma niggaz in tha Hood
We need to stop this war and drop our Guns
To the next nigga , I bet You need alot
Now You better show the world that You hot
Am out

GGGGGGGGGGG-Unit in the house.
Jackal a.k.a .The Muthafcuking Assassin is about to make the mic smoke!!!!!
Hey yo, drop the beats,

I like puttin pressure on wack niggaz
Using ma gatz to squeeze halo-tips with ma fingerz
In ma mind,i shoot hoops with coat-hangers,
Got loot with dope-slangers
Sold soaps to stranger, joke with danger.
MURDA Inc trying to disguise, flashin cop's badges, black nylon jackets
Big Black Gorillaz screaming "Freeze Jackal"
Got my niggaz in Nairaland, eatin octopus
Wishin they was on the blocks with us
To watch me and Reyes do it,Put the heat to it.
Put it out the 1st day,the whole street knew it.
Honeyz, hold their titties and nod to the music
And think deep to it,now who the truest?

Y'all soo good. I made a topic like this once, and it got UGLY!

Seun, nike, do y'all remember?

Anyways, i must confess im slackin with my flows, but i could drop a lil sum sum (although, i mostly curse, dont take it bad, it's alll for fun), uhmm this should be fun lol,

Hey y'all,

This ur girl Lizzy,
Imma take it eazzy
Y'all think u got flows,
But what you'll get from me are blows
You're a needle, and i'll step on u like a roach or bettle.

Okay i suck. I can't just freestyle without using curse words. it doesn't work for me.

I see y'all gat sum flows and all
But remember it's still no name callin' and all
Ma lady gat stucked up while grabbing some ballz
Is her not the lady I picked up in the mall
Now she gat the sexy hip and sexy lip
Me sittin on ma Bentley waitin fo' she
Now she comin' out wit man ,nah I heard he was a trick
Always waitin for a stripper he cud exit
Snoop said Dog eats doggs , comin' to tha hood wit out no glock
Ma lady wit that Handcuff and dressed wit excutive sock
She wanna hold that thing and grab that thing
I'm givin' her 85mph witout no streess
Man , Is tha final lenght ,I guess y'all gat to wait til' Friday after next

(Let tha next man Carry On) Let's Go

hot-angel:


Hey y'all,

This your girl Lizzy,
Imma take it eazzy
Y'all think u got flows,
But what you'll get from me are blows
You're a needle, and i'll step on u like a roach or bettle.

Okay i suck. I can't just freestyle without using curse words. it doesn't work for me.

Hey Hot- Angel If Menike cud do it , Baby U cud do it
But we just tryin to stay away from them cursing words
If U do it on the Streetz they call 911
But here they call The BOSS and all he got to do is press 1 button
And we're gone (fihweeeeee)

menike:

Hey Hot- Angel If Menike cud do it , Baby U cud do it
But we just tryin to away from them cursing words
If U do it on the Streetz they call 911
But here they call The BOSS and all he got to do is press 1 button
And we're gone (fihweeeeee)

I know i could do it,
But i don't want to get hit.
I know i suck, and i wouldn't like to drop whack lines.
Let me be, because im fine!

Yeah baby now U did it
All U got to do is get used to it
Once U did it then U have Big Dreams bout
U rappin' on another Mike Jones or Young Jeezy hit
Yeeeeeaaaahhh (lol)

I did it, and i could do more if i wanted to,
i spit so many shiit,
so watch me as i throw you into a pit
I'll slap you in battle with powder on my hand
and love-vendor slap you back to a forgotten land.
You say im rapping on another mike jones,
Honey forget mike jones, cos every soon, you gon be saying,
WHoooo . , . , . . . . . LIZZY!
Whooooo . . . . . . . . Lizzy!

haha,

Hurrraay
Me menike back on tha MIC
Everyone throw ur hand in the air
Cuz dis Nigga Menike gets more hypes on airwaves
Yeah if U gat a microwave guys throw it out
Cuz its bout to get hot in here, wild in here
Sumone tell that Grandma, dance like Girls gone Wild
All youth get Hyphy and drop it like it's Hottt
Man (pause), I think I'm done , Let that next MC lead y'all

I dont think this will be So much fun without dissing.
but im loving it anyways, it's ain't pissing.
Now you say we don't have to curse
i hope it's not cos u scared of being turned into a corpse.
Im here and im reporting that y'all should get bullet-proof for the stuffs that i'll be applying
Cos if y'all aint prepared i'll leave y'all dying.
I divour people in battles, imma scavenger you like a vulture
imma leave ya confused, u aint gon even know ya culture.
Now step back for the next MC,
Cos the Queen, MOI, is abt to go lay my head so i can rest.
NEXT!!

Damn I think that was hot
But I respect THE BOSS "S" common U know Watsup
They think I'm so Badd ,so I'm tryin be clean
I row wit the MURDERER so I always gat to stay clean
I feel like I see alot here so I just keepin' quiet
Cuz I never want another huntin' ma closet
Yeah tha POPO'S are online so I got to laylow
Let that next Nigga take the MIC , Am out

Thanks for thinking that was hot,
but i just got in the spot.
I do this so good, i don't need nobody else.
I been doing wat i do best,
and i got all them niggaz lookin at me saying daing she tight.

im lackin i know.

U ain't lackin and ain't doin bad at all
So baby keep it real and rollin'

imma keep it real, rolling, and leave all them dudes drooling

I think we did good and stayed wit tha Rules
Looked steady and the flows were Nice
I assume it's tyme to laylow cuz ma Gurlfriend is on the Phone
I know y'all will never want to see her very sad
So that makes me say Good Night.

Its gettin hot in here but who holds the number 1 spot
The only female standing is an angel that is sizzling hot.
Why do i have to battle with a chic?
Especially an angel so weak that craves for ma dickk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They call me Jackal Tha Assassin because i thrive on dissin'
Dishin venomous lyrics to foxes that SIN and hood-vixens.
My styles are sporadic, ma flowz r sometimes caustic.
Anyone aint feelin ma lyrics can suck ma didickk
What’s the matter with ya’ll, I splatter ya’ll against the muthafuckin wall
Smash your galls with these raw lyrics I catapult.
Jackal the lyrically superb one,spitting phat rhymes
Off the tip of the tongue to burn your eardrums
Strictly out for the fortune & fame, I entertain for my personal gain
Rock 'em Blingy chains, big enough to cause neck pains
When it’s all said and done, I ma end this service
To cop the type of verses that average MCs seem to worship.

Are these ideas crazy? The answer is YES
Which one of y’all think you ill enough to bust Reyes
Get crushed by the stampede of the elephant tusks
Jackal is ma family, niggas don't understand us
Y'all got a problem? We've got the answer
Lyrical scanner diagnosin’ niggas with cancer
Ever since the day I was born my lifestyle's been real
Bloody stories on blank paper is what my pen spill
Nairaland seems to be the craziest dome
So grab your nuts,grab your titz if u love this zone
Well check it, so lets stick to the rule,
Wave our hands high to keep our beefs cool.
Gulp a RED-BULL and let em biatches drool
School the foolz that shot and maimed ma Nigga Proof.
Menike the wise, Is it right to wear an ice?
My prediction is u rewind this, Nairaland's finest
Christ's eyes r prying, Disguise is a big pile of a vice.
The price of sin is thrice, the size's a plate of Rice in Paris
Back to the silence, no more droppin science
Everyone stop rhymin' about diamonds and violence.

Nice lyrics Menike, Jackal , Reyes and da first lady: Hot-Angel.

U keep the ball rolling
while I keep my thangs going,

Feeling y'all peeps

Well i have a freestyle for AIDS singer
Check it!

Hey , emcees that rap against me
Ya'll know my name is AIDS
Peebz use my name to get AIDS
I've caused a lot of deads
I don't care if you are smaller or bigger
Go out before i pull the trigger
Who can do better
'Cuz I'm a real danger
So mind me because i rap more than 50

By the way REYES I LOVE YOUR LYRICS

Hey before we get real wild 'member this
Stick to the rules before THE BOSS thinks it's all bout Diss
Flow , Sing and drop it like it's Hot
Cuz it's gettin wild and here is were the party at
UsherGurl ,I loved ya style nice to see a Chic
Drop it really High , Get hyphy baby do ya thing
If U gat dem Haters after U , let them get off ya thang
And to ma dope bois blaze and never get crazy
I think I saw a chic tonight that goin' havin' ma Baby Baby

Next MC grab that MIC n' go really wild wit it
Now Let's Go

Jackal + Reyes= Magic.
Y'all flowz r electrifyin and itz making ma head bop.
I wont leave here wivout droppin ma own flowz
So peep this,


I've been praised and labelled as craze
Nairalanders wasn't able to cage the kind of rage i crave.
An angry teenager, no school can take me back
Jackals' lyrics made me spit like a maniac.
Is this a contest that put Nairaland's MCs to test
Or just a forum where 'em ladies can stuff their breasts.
I grew up steadily proscratinatin inside of cell,
Young as hell, wondering if drugs would sell.
My pregnant chic think i should see a shrink,
Cos she licks ma dickk when dipped in alcoholic drink
Considered her a risk because she wears minks-n-blingy things.
Can ma ace Reyes draw me a Blueprint to rob the UPS
So i can pinch federal notes that r use-l-ess.
It might just be a good idea if i pull ma stop right here
Before i hurt your ears,or gear cushioned lyrics that will allay your fears
Nairaland soldiers marching on song, rocking like Bob Marley's TUFF GONG
Wasting fuckeries that feels we r too wrong  
Putting bulletz in em bellies if they fight us too strong
Menike the wise can't feel so young, postin a thread so colourfulthat looks like Hong Kong
If u want to watch King-Kong, Sit back n relax because the movie is too loooooooooooooong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i remember that thread, with nightrider and all! good times good stuff! has seun still gat the thread?

Just Blaze yeah Just Blaze yeah
I blaze on the MIC and get real Crazy
My girl on the corner yellin' that's ma Baby
I gat a million in ma pocket now she male swicthin
Running around in tha Hood yellin' Free Ass
I kno it's kind of funny, But ma fiend is a Snitch
Tell me he gat ma Babe on Video handlin' freebies to ma Nigga Bass
It's gettin' Hot in 'ere, pull to the Club BASS grabin' ma Bitch
Man,  Hit em Up , called Ja cuz we need some MURDER in here
Escalated is tha Club because it's gettin' violent here
Cops arrive wit in 3secs, Trippin' on ma Niggas cuz they think we did this sh*t
We clean , we fly , We still #1 , This BASS nigga think his still # 1
We ain't trippin we ain't showin' no stress BASS is #1 but I'm still On Top
That Nigga never want to mess wit us , BASS screwed ma Bitch
But I gat a enough of all them Sh*t
In ma hood am Nigerian but I feel I'ma love-vendor
And if U need a job , I gat ma click (Haha)

hucarson:

Jackal + Reyes= Magic.
Y'all flowz r electrifyin and itz making ma head bop.
I wont leave here wivout droppin ma own flowz
So peep this,


I've been praised and labelled as craze
Nairalanders wasn't able to cage the kind of rage i crave.
An angry teenager, no school can take me back
Jackals' lyrics made me spit like a maniac.
Is this a contest that put Nairaland's MCs to test
Or just a forum where 'em ladies can soothe their breasts.
I grew up steadily proscratinatin inside of cells
Young as hell, wondering if drugs would sell.
My pregnant chic think i should see a shrink,
Cos she licks ma dickk when dipped in alcoholic drink
Considered her a risk because she spends on minks-n- blingy things.
Can ma ace Reyes draw me a Blueprint to rob the UPS
So i can pinch federal notes that r use-l-ess.
It might just be a good idea if i pull ma stop right here
Before i hurt your ears,or gear cushioned lyrics that will allay your fears
Nairaland soldiers marching on song, rocking like Bob Marley's TUFF GONG
Wasting fuckeries that feels we r too wrong 
Putting bulletz in em bellies if they fight us too strong
Menike the wise can't feel so young to post a thread made in Hong Kong
If u want to watch the movie King-Kong
Grab your tickets-n-pop corn and view from the front!

Sup dawg , The rules states no names
I guess we cud help ourselves wit all them rules

N.B Tryin to avoid stuffs like Jarule vs G-unit sh*t = Trouble
But U cud call out an opponent U want to Battle and let
The people decide who was the Champ and who's the
Contender. (Pick any lyricist U want to Battle )
Let's Goooooooo

Hey Hucarson yo better check it out all the stuff
Stop making me laugh and git sometin cool
Call me 'Wizard of this', call me the mc in tool
Yo better know UsherGurl because she'll rule

Check check check itttttt out!

I'm splittin brothers open like a doctor
Ya fell asleep, the vampire teeth got'cha
I drop ya down in boilin acid
Ya melt like plastic, elastic, is drastic
Violations, room vibrations, son
cock the hammer let the lad give em one
Done take a flick of a wicked lunatic
puttin hits on your clique,
What? You don't wanna, I thought that you was bawlin
Now watch cos I cock yall
Uh, what's my function? Lyrical injection
Blazin niggas, hittin em raw with no protection

just call it a comeback
cos have been gon like a year
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like thier aint no son or moon
Listen to the prince go boom
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin nairalanders, when I drop these lyrics that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price

Oh Ladebi, so rap is your thang eh?
I love the way you dirty type
But ya shall know that Ushergurl is the MC girl
Even if she's a starter
Amma doing like tuurrrrrr
Anyone who wantta battle with me,
Amma choke artist
You'll catch a bad one
You better be off shooting yourself with hand gun
Coz climbing up a mountain like me, U CANT

Let bygones be bygones, no more games
Hope all the chickenheads go up in flames
Now we're in the brand new thread,a place of talent
Got it all figured out,sisters hot too,  I like that
Collect tips, cop his and her whips
To waste a quarter lyrics on shits is sick
But you're worth it seun, i'ts real in the feel
Say what you want, but keep your  lips sealed
Something like a phenomenon cos am a phenomenom like the fantabulous thiery henri and fabregas are,
got an invitation from jermaine oneal to allen iverson's party,
tracy is gon be there so big lad gon leave the shits for them lil dudes to creep on cos he is bigger than this,
am out with T MAC

Now everybody from nairaland put your handz up
Put your handz uuuuuuuuuppp and follow UsherGurl
This guy raps like , blablabla
He sounds like blablabla ,  the generic version
From television
Am going to turn around with a great smile
And come back across 8 mile

UsherGurl:

Now everybody from nairaland put your handz up
Put your handz uuuuuuuuuppp and follow UsherGurl
This guy raps like , blablabla
He sounds like blablabla , the generic version
From television
Am going to turn around with a great smile
And come back across 8 mile

something looks familiar like in 8 mile.

Yo !! Ladebi

I think that chic gat style

Btw 2of U I think won it