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Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 4:30pm On Oct 06, 2012
MOGUL.O:


And who are you?
You Don Dey Mad abi
Since u just dey ask me
Bros who u be?
While me I dey ans say
Na me be dis
Soon u go ask wat is Dvdon
U dey see say na my name
Bros I see u don dey MAD
Re: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 5:14pm On Oct 06, 2012
booqee: na die for this girl oh.. undecidedfirst she talk say 2009, now she rewind d date..she come talk say na 2005..which levels now??. Just say d truth and let d devil be ashamed! grin
Don't mind the silly brat.
Next she'll claim to be the owner of Nairaland.

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Re: Am New Here! by timbros(m): 5:18pm On Oct 06, 2012
hmmm na wao
Re: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 5:28pm On Oct 06, 2012
AnnbabyHot:




Attention seeker! Is like girls in ur area ignores u because of ur mouth odour..and u are here on net trying to get ladies attention? God forbid! U are knocking at the wrong door, pls check the next door...

Father forgive me for having talked to cantell in the first instance...


I rest my case!


Olodo! Mouth odour? Thats what your silly brain can come up with?
If i wanna seek attention, you'd be the last person on my list!
Re: Am New Here! by Lagusta(m): 5:52pm On Oct 06, 2012
Guyz abeg let's give it a rest plssss

Preetiebony and annbabyhot should stop their chicken fight before they tear the thread into pieces

Larride should stop taking sides or I will move a motion for impeachment

Mogulo should stop acting like a howard webb wannabee

Booqee should stop forming holy holy...

And other spectators like cantell, dvdon and BG should go back to their homes, shows over!!!

Ok
Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 6:04pm On Oct 06, 2012
Lagusta: Guyz abeg let's give it a rest plssss

Preetiebony and annbabyhot should stop their chicken fight before they tear the thread into pieces

Larride should stop taking sides or I will move a motion for impeachment

Mogulo should stop acting like a howard webb wannabee

Booqee should stop forming holy holy...

And other spectators like cantell, dvdon and BG should go back to their homes, shows over!!!

Ok
bushpig!
No be only holy holy...mtchew.
I just want d gurl to be friends with us ni joor.. embarassed tongue
and@bolded, who says it wasn't over before, u want to use style and stir trouble dat has been settled already?! undecided
Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 6:16pm On Oct 06, 2012
AnnbabyHot:


I will do NO such thing. Afterall She started it all. Besides, I am not new here,i hv been visiting NL joke section since 2005 as a visitor.. so bon that newbie stuff
mtschew! Who needs ur apology?.?? Btw i tout u said u've been visiting since 2009 bt y 2005 nw...lol unserious human being
Re: Am New Here! by Lagusta(m): 6:19pm On Oct 06, 2012
booqee: bushpig!
No be only holy holy...mtchew.
I just want d gurl to be friends with us ni joor.. embarassed tongue
and@bolded, who says it wasn't over before, u want to use style and stir trouble dat has been settled already?! undecided

Booqee wetin I do nah

Sorry, I didn't kno it was over

Anyway, I was jst joking with all of u oooo!!!!
Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 8:59pm On Oct 06, 2012
^^ Apology accepted! grin
Re: Am New Here! by larride(m): 11:25pm On Oct 06, 2012
*******waving on my new bicycle as i pass this silly thread*********


Peace

the Prime Minister greet thee
Re: Am New Here! by Lagusta(m): 10:26am On Oct 07, 2012
larride: *******waving on my new bicycle as i pass this silly thread*********


Peace

the Prime Minister greet thee

If u see me ride bike.... Holla at ur boiiii
Re: Am New Here! by AnnbabyHot(f): 8:50am On Oct 08, 2012
PretiEbony: mtschew! Who needs ur apology?.?? Btw i tout u said u've been visiting since 2009 bt y 2005 nw...lol unserious human being


Nonsense!
Re: Am New Here! by AnnbabyHot(f): 8:52am On Oct 08, 2012
cantell:
Olodo! Mouth odour? Thats what your silly brain can come up with?
If i wanna seek attention, you'd be the last person on my list!



And u are still opening that mouth to talk.....


Shameless old man!

Go and look for work
Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 9:57am On Oct 08, 2012
AnnbabyHot:



And u are still opening that mouth to talk.....


Shameless old man!

Go and look for work
Hey! Se mi, ekporoko. Duyhu think you're a baby?.?? Hah! Y dnt u stp diz ur childish behaviour n start behaving lyk a human being.
Re: Am New Here! by AnnbabyHot(f): 12:06pm On Oct 08, 2012
PretiEbony: Hey! Se mi, ekporoko. Duyhu think you're a baby?.?? Hah! Y dnt u stp diz ur childish behaviour n start behaving lyk a human being.




I've gone through ur profile, and i come to realise my mistakes...I shouldn't ve answered you the first time! I never knew you are one of those street mad girls without home training...
I promise not to talk to you again nomatter what u write.. If you still wanna sell ur madness, u can go ahead but if i were you, i would save my breath!

Grow up girl............
Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 12:12pm On Oct 08, 2012
PretiEbony: mtschew! Who needs ur apology?.?? Btw i tout u said u've been visiting since 2009 bt y 2005 nw...lol unserious human being


Preti! We ve settled everything, and u are starting it again.. Why na?

No make me believ say u like fight ooooooooooo
Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 2:01pm On Oct 08, 2012
AnnbabyHot:




I've gone through ur profile, and i come to realise my mistakes...I shouldn't ve answered you the first time! I never knew you are one of those street mad girls without home training...
I promise not to talk to you again nomatter what u write.. If you still wanna sell ur madness, u can go ahead but if i were you, i would save my breath!

Grow up girl............



hehe! C who is talking abt hme training oo.... I was even wondering if you're really from a hme coz a well trained human being dosen't talk to pipu d way yhu do.
Re: Am New Here! by bunmioguns(m): 2:07pm On Oct 08, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Preti! We ve settled everything, and u are starting it again.. Why na?

No make believ say u like fight ooooooooooo



sharrap .. . . who called you here Mugun embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Am New Here! by bunmioguns(m): 4:24pm On Oct 08, 2012
MOGUL.O:




Young Man!!!

U ve beaten more than you can CHEW.............................


May u mistake Super glue for an eye drop!
And may the sin of sodom,..........................Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Be warned!



u make no sense
Re: Am New Here! by realsammie(m): 7:48pm On Oct 08, 2012
pls you guyz should free the babe now. she's new here &all you all Could do is to give her baptism of insults .make una allow her i beg


my dear, i official welcome to NL where anything is possible. catch fun
Re: Am New Here! by larride(m): 8:57pm On Oct 08, 2012
realsammie: pls you guyz should free the babe now. she's new here &all you all Could do is to give her baptism of insults .make una allow her i beg


my dear, i official welcome to NL where anything is possible. catch fun

No one is beefing her, she's the one that's taking everything personal.

AnnbabyHot:




I've gone through ur profile, and i come to realise my mistakes...I shouldn't ve answered you the first time! I never knew you are one of those street mad girls without home training...
I promise not to talk to you again nomatter what u write.. If you still wanna sell ur madness, u can go ahead but if i were you, i would save my breath!

Grow up girl............




Oya sweetie, let's leave everything behind and be one big family, can i get a kiss? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss



PretiEbony: hehe! C who is talking abt hme training oo.... I was even wondering if you're really from a hme coz a well trained human being dosen't talk to pipu d way yhu do.

Madam, oya, come dey go house, go cook for me, i wan eat.
Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 9:18am On Oct 09, 2012
larride:

No one is beefing her, she's the one that's taking everything personal.



Oya sweetie, let's leave everything behind and be one big family, can i get a kiss? kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss





Madam, oya, come dey go house, go cook for me, i wan eat.





I don die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Re: Am New Here! by larride(m): 10:28pm On Oct 09, 2012
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Person wey don die dey comment



Bush Pig
Re: Am New Here! by JojoArmani(m): 2:05am On Oct 10, 2012
Walahi I missed dis thread.... Dis new girl get mouth o o o. Even Booqee dey advice her imagine.

welcome ann. Like Booqee said more enemies dan friends like *coughing* if u continue like dis grin grin grin

Office of de VP
Projan
Re: Am New Here! by AnnbabyHot(f): 1:49pm On Oct 12, 2012
Jojo Armani: Walahi I missed dis thread.... Dis new girl get mouth o o o. Even Booqee dey advice her imagine.

welcome ann. Like Booqee said more enemies dan friends like *coughing* if u continue like dis grin grin grin

Office of de VP
Projan


And what is PROJAN! Is it a name of a country??
Re: Am New Here! by JojoArmani(m): 10:19pm On Oct 12, 2012
AnnbabyHot:


And what is PROJAN! Is it a name of a country??
Is an Organized Joke association here on Nairaland.

De more u stay de more u know about it. am sure u will like it. Na we dey make joke section lively. U can join anyway, just declare ur interest and ur membership form will be register.
Re: Am New Here! by larride(m): 11:46pm On Oct 12, 2012
Jojo Armani: Is an Organized Joke association here on Nairaland.

De more u stay de more u know about it. am sure u will like it. Na we dey make joke section lively. U can join anyway, just declare ur interest and ur membership form will be register.

As the Prime Minister of Projan

I comment my reserve till further notice.
Re: Am New Here! by AnnbabyHot(f): 10:11am On Oct 13, 2012
larride:

As the Prime Minister of Projan

I comment my reserve till further notice.


Are u a PROJANNER too??
Re: Am New Here! by cantell(m): 12:07pm On Oct 13, 2012
AnnbabyHot:



And u are still opening that mouth to talk.....


Shameless old man!

Go and look for work
Biscuit head, i have a job already ===> kicking your silly a$$.
Next time, try your size!
Re: Am New Here! by jamesacho(m): 12:12pm On Oct 13, 2012
Am new hia oo.
Re: Am New Here! by Nobody: 3:13pm On Oct 13, 2012
jamesacho: Am new hia oo.
welcome dear

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