acidtalk: BAR CLOSED!!!


We sell cheaper Beers and Liquor is the next shop. For every 2 bottles you buy you get a punny free.

See direction to the cheapest and best Bar joint on nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/965174/romantic-beer-parlour-anything-fit




Na Area Boys I go call to come help you close this joint now.

slimchi2k2: pls i need akpu & ofe nsala with goat head and wings
but waitoooo,were s my presido bin gbagbo
and my[b] naira sweet mother vicky[/b]
and our honorable PROJAN president BUNMIOGUNS
pls give them watever dem want
i will pay

~vicky~:
jackpot to answer your question https://www.nairaland.com/711136/lets-complaints-here/33 you can ask my bed that

vicky dear, the question was my cousin's.

BTW, vicky dear, if I toast you, will you take advantage of me and eat my bar dry

jackpot: vicky dear, the question was my cousin's.

BTW, vicky dear, if I toast you, will you take advantage of me and eat my bar dry

Ben-10:
Even though they don't sell the things I cherish, I'll just patronize make dem no bankrupt.

Asaba man: *enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn! 2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one bottle of alhaja and pepper soup

cold or chilled?

and pls one isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for Vick?

Valiantvaliant: Lets clarify things here. Vicky and Jackpot can you please idicate your genders respectively. Thank you.

slimchi2k2: pls i need akpu & ofe nsala with goat head and wings
but waitoooo,were s my presido bin gbagbo
and my naira sweet mother vicky
and our honorable PROJAN president BUNMIOGUNS
pls give them watever dem want
i will pay

*looks at him sitting down, observes he is wearing bedroom slippers, his pocket looks flat *
*wonders aloud, this guy is ordering expensive items. lawd, hope this guy is not a serial debtor *
*summons up courage and walks up to him him*

bro, if you're served finish, will you pay cash or you'll write me a cheque?

Jojo Armani: waiter pls give me fish pepper soup wit one chilled bottle of andre.

*serves him a chilled bottle of Andrew*
bro, use this one and be cooling off while we complete your orders!

*goes to the stove, places a pot on the stove, pours in water and a cup of pepper. Cuts a fish and throws it inside the pot. Boils it for 5 minutes and. . .voila!*

*pours the mixture into a plate and serves him*

bro, here you go! Your FISH and PEPPER soup!

larride: Bartender, please give me three bottles of pepper soup and one hot plate of heineken.

jackpot: *serves him a chilled bottle of Andrew*
bro, use this one and be cooling off while we complete your orders!

*goes to the stove, places a pot on the stove, pours in water and a cup of pepper. Cuts a fish and throws it inside the pot. Boils it for 5 minutes and. . .voila!*

*pours the mixture into a plate and serves him*

bro, here you go! Your FISH and PEPPER soup!

jackpot: cold or chilled? er

mikuz: Wow!
Thats a very wonderful idea. You are indeed a genius and a patriotic nationalist.
Trust me, I know how this can pull off. I know those in the high places who can make this happen. All you need is to wire the whole cash into my bank account number. Once you send the money - kpakam!!. It's done. What a peace loving gentleman you are.

mikuz: Wow!
Thats a very wonderful idea. You are indeed a genius and a patriotic nationalist.
Trust me, I know how this can pull off. I know those in the high places who can make this happen. All you need is to wire the whole cash into my bank account number. Once you send the money - kpakam!!. It's done. What a peace loving gentleman you are.

I've been in 9ja for some time now... and I kinda understand that those who use this kinda speech are fraudsters. AKA 419ers.. init??

Ben-10:


I've been in 9ja for some time now... and I kinda understand that those who use this kinda speech are fraudsters. AKA 419ers.. init??

mikuz: Lotta money? *adjusts my gold necklace* close to how much are we talking about here?

Ben-10:
What a welcum speech! lol Mikuz what would you like to order? I'm back with a lotta money.