Babzilla:

Oh no buster not with U looking like U dont have a mirror @ home



Of course ur post was hidden cos of that picture U look like a dork in it

DailyNews: Kity cat or whatsoever ur name is, I challenge u, let us have a photo competition here on nairaland for ppl to judge who is more prettier/handsome.


rules:

1. no photoshopping

2. no makeup just natural


if u agree to it let us know publicly here & hit the comp. ppl like u who cnt even stand up to other classy girls in real life will come online to form miss word with photoshop pics. or lets arrange a real life meetup with 10 nairalanders as judges. 5 female volunteers & 5 males. I dare u. sighs....hiding behind handle to spill ill things against ppl above them.

ziqqz:

Lmfao... When you were small huh? So now that you're BIG you'll marry an ex-ashewo claiming to be born again because it's about time to get married? Just like you are entitled to call me hypocrite, I am also entitled to my own choice of wifey. Has anyone called you hypocrite over all these years when you chose fresh food over rotten food Designer clothes over okirika?? Blackberry handset over nokia 3310? My man, instead of jamming ur head on the wall to call me hypocrite, respect another man's choice as you would like yours respected.

Rooneyboy:
U don finish am .
We all want fresh punnies abeg.
Who go see brand new come prefer second hand?

ziqqz:

I concur. But we could never do enough work on ourselves. Really it's a man's world, and there's a lot we can do and get away with. Should I choose not to work on myself, for example, I will still get the kind of wife I want - no matter my shortcomings - especially when there's enough money to back up my claim. Not every virgin lady/girl, like you rightly mentioned, will readily fall into my arms, but for every one that refuses me, there's at least a score of others who'll dig my deal. I hope you follow my drift...

Becacia_Barbie:
Hmmm....yea i do! Nd wish ya Goodluck in finding dat Virgin Gal....just hope u love nd treat her right as well!!

Ranks007:

u know u shud be shot.

jmoore:

Who told you every single guy is not a virgin? Some virgin men want to marry virgin women

Rooneyboy:
U don finish am .
We all want fresh punnies abeg.
Who go see brand new come prefer second hand?

ziqqz:
Seeing that you capitalized the "Goodluck" makes me hope and pray it's not our presido you are wishing me...lol.
Well, speaking of luck in finding one, it's all over the airwaves with news that you are a virgin too! I think I heard it on Al Jazeera or CNN. I guess I've found a starting point for my search!

Rooneyboy:

Love ur sense of humour broda.
And which hole did u come out from ?
Just noticing the "ziqqz" for the first time.

ziqqz:
Seeing that you capitalized the "Goodluck" makes me hope and pray it's not our presido you are wishing me...lol.
Well, speaking of luck in finding one, it's all over the airwaves with news that you are a virgin too! I think I heard it on Al Jazeera or CNN. I guess I've found a starting point for my search!

190:

ziqqz:
Ahh my chairman, with gratitude first, me I be common JJC o, if that's how you mean. There's an abundance of potholes in our country, so you really should be asking which hole did I NOT come out from...

Becacia_Barbie:
Okay, am just gna glaze over and pretend lik, i didnt see this! And btw not wishn u Goodluck Johnathan...wishn ya GOODLUCK!!!

Rooneyboy:

Now I've got to subscribe(follow u) to the name.

I love wise men ?

Tinynita:
village gals tear eyez pass city gals these days...sum of d village gals dat claims 2 b virgins r really wide wen u taste their honey pot....so shun village tins....me 2 dey hail

ziqqz:
Oh wait, my bad if something in there sounded offensive. I actually meant to stylishly chip in a compliment to you, cos I think I read you somewhere writing that you're proudly still a virgin. But then again, what do I know? With renewed apologies...

Becacia_Barbie:
Oh! You ve gat nothing to apologise for! Just a lil embarrassed...bt issorai...i think i can handle it! * i hope so*

ziqqz:
Well then my fingers are certainly crossed for you. Permit me to further the embarrassment... Uhhh isn't it passed your bedtime yet?? Muhaaha

Becacia_Barbie:
lol please dont! Nd yeaa u r right! Gudnyt!

ziqqz:
Ahahh you mean gud morning! Very well then, let's pretend that you're actually off to bed...

DailyNews:
Cooking I insist is a natures gift to women, keep running away from what God blessed u with, lets see who will get tired.

ziqqz: Yes, I personally have played around at home and abroad. And yes, my wife WILL have to be a virgin.

Rooneyboy:

190 u dey laugh, even with all ur escapades and adventures u've had with ladies me no say u go love them(punnies) FRESH when u want to marry .

How can one enter an everlasting relationship with an already tired punny ?

That's sheer wickedness from the part of the woman.

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True bruv, some punny are so grossly tired and wrinkled that its notin to write home about!

God help us, i prefer my punny tite and fresh from the source

FlowerPower:
I'm reading these posts and I must say that "some" single people don't have a clue. I will attribute some of these posts to youth and inexperience. I've NEVER met a man that could not cook a little. Every man I know cooks at least once a week. It may not be an elaborate meal, but sometimes they don't want to trouble their wife. However I am commenting from an American perspective.


good luck! There is nothing wrong with wanting a virgin, but by your own admission, you are running about with ladies across the globe. You may be presented with 100 virgins, but if they women are of age, how will you verify their chastity. I hope not by someone else's word I mean no offense to those who are virgins and awaiting their marriage proposal, but the truth is that as age increase, the likelihood of virginity decreases. To appease men who insist on them being "undefiled", many women engage in a.n.a.l., pay for hymen repair surgery, use solutions to tighten themselves, and insert pills with fake blood. They lay still like a log so they are not suspected of anything. Ziqqz, I hope you choose someone based on their qualities, because you may face disappointment after marriage. Hopefully you will meet the woman you deserve for marriage...

Thank you oh so much for responding as objectively as you have.
Eh all join naa... Men are not so stupid, ya know. At least for me it won't be by word of mouth alone. See eh, I treat this lifetime contract thing with extremely meticulous consideration. So of course I'll preferably get to know my chosen bride for a while before we even talk of marriage. So even if she decides to watch the YouTube link you've posted, only time will tell and she will reveal her true character as we get to know each other. As a sharp man, there are subtle clues we look out for which can give us an idea if a woman is an ex-waka waka or an undefiled damsel.
For the ladies who don't have a lot of money, but need to fake their virginity on their wedding night, I included a link below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKZZW1eYu70

ziqqz: Thank you oh so much for responding as objectively as you have.
Eh all join naa... Men are not so silly, ya know. At least for me it won't be by word of mouth alone. See eh, I treat this lifetime contract thing with extremely meticulous consideration. So of course I'll preferably get to know my chosen bride for a while before we even talk of marriage. So even if she decides to watch the YouTube link you've posted, only time will tell and she will reveal her true character as we get to know each other. As a sharp man, there are subtle clues we look out for which can give us an idea if a woman is an ex-waka waka or an undefiled damsel.