AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between the man and the mai shayi.
AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am two and put 2sachet of butter in-btw.
ABOKI: happy and thanking God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)
AKPOS: u get egg?
ABOKI: yes customer
AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am btwn the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPOS: u get sardine 4 inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes customer everything dey.
AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)
AKPOS:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.
ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.
AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME
Aboki fainted....

Akpors

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Dat was funnii