Answer any 7 questions
Show your workings:
1. Between the Nigerian
Police and the Nigerian
girl, who like money pass?
2. My name is Chioma,
am in love with a guy that
I thought was also in love
with me, I just found out I
was just wasting my time
with him, what does that
make me: a) a fool, b) iti,
c)too gullible d) jew girl
3. Using the almighty
formulae, calculate the
volume of water that is
required from Kanji dam
to flood the entire
Cameroun. Multipy it with
the volume of water in
Shiroro dam and explain
in details how you will
convince GEJ to flood
Cameroun in line with his
transformation agenda.
[take pie=3.142]
4. What is the name of the
Lady that says "the
number you are calling is
not available at the
moment pls try again
later"
5. Pin is to Blackberry as
Stapler is to......?
6. If 30000 Nigerian
women go on Hajj
calculate the probability
that half will be deported.
7. Differentiate btw an
Ashawo and a Runs girl.
8. All these created
empires: Bill Gates is to
Microsoft ,Stevie Jobs is to
Apple and IBB is to
9.Abacha and Maryam
went in, Maryam came
out. OBJ and Stella went
in, OBJ came out. Yar
adua and Turai, Turai
came out. So now that it
is the turn of GEJ and
Dame, who is most likely
to come out?
Give 5 reasons
10. If someone from Kano
is referred to as Bakane,
what do you call someone
from Taraba?
11. If your X-boyfriend/
girlfriend wins N5million
immediately after you
broke up,find the value of
X. I repeat find "X."
NOTE: No cheating
allowed. Your Invigilator
today are Bunmioguns,
Larride, valiant valiant, Booqee,pretiebony and honourable me. They are no-
nonsense apostles of the
Transformer and very
very strict. Anyone caught
cheating will be banned
from Nairaland for 253years... No questions are fashioned or allowed in the Exam hall.
GOODLUCK!!!!

Hilarious

Emmyk: Hilarious

tnks man

Emmyk: Hilarious

tnks man.

Make i laff? Na literature section be this Guy go write epistle

madness : stage one

larride: Make i laff? Na literature section be this Guy go write epistle

realsammie: madness : stage one

**drags them out and gives them 15 lashes each on the but.tocks**

But i like dis joke. Really funny!

Valiantvaliant: **drags them out and gives them 15 lashes each on the but.tocks**

Good!

booqee: But i like dis joke. Really funny!

Tnks boo

PretiEbony: Good!

Gracias

booqee: But i like dis joke. Really funny!

Tnks boo

Valiantvaliant: **drags them out and gives them 15 lashes each on the but.tocks**

Serves them right!

PretiEbony: Good!

Anytime

***
emn ehm ehem ehmmm emmm, no flirtin on ma thread.

*gives valiantman a strokes of cane @ d back for cheating*

bunmioguns: *gives valiantman a strokes of cane @ d back for cheating*

duh . . . . Am an invigilator. . . . . Ring a bell?

larride: Make i laff? Na literature section be this Guy go write epistle

But sah, i have not done anything wrong now

bunmioguns: *gives valiantman a strokes of cane @ d back for cheating*

Are you really okay?

larride:

But sah, i have not done anything wrong now

You were making noise along with your friend Realsammie*7 more lashes*

Sssshhhhh,invigilators,no noise in d exam hall or else i'll order the Joko haramers to arrest u for contempt.

;Dlaf 1 kil me hear oh chai

^^^ sorry,u're nt permitted/allowed to die in the exam hall, if you break this law and intentionally die in the exam hall,u will be expelled...

Xymc...:
^^^ sorry,u're nt permitted/allowed to die in the exam hall, if you break this law and intentionally die in the exam hall,u will be expelled...

you're crazy..man! Lmao!

booqee: you're crazy..man! Lmao!

lols. . .em emm emmm no flirtin with ur examiner.*winks at booqee*

Xymc...:
^^^ sorry,u're nt permitted/allowed to die in the exam hall, if you break this law and intentionally die in the exam hall,u will be expelled...

lmao, u're really sick

Xymc...:
^^^ sorry,u're nt permitted/allowed to die in the exam hall, if you break this law and intentionally die in the exam hall,u will be expelled...

PretiEbony: lmao, u're really sick

wow,i realy am sick,how did u knw?,i didnt tel any1,i am sick and sufferin from too much freshness... Now eyes on ur papers not me.

larride: Damn see this boy oo,how dare u do advertisement for close-up in the exam hall... You're disqualified *snatches ansa sheet from Larride while he lies down on the ground(the yoruba style)to beg 4 mercy*

PretiEbony: lmao, u're really sick

wow,i realy am sick,how did u knw?,i didnt tel any1,i am sick and sufferin from too much freshness... Now eyes on ur papers not me.

smhs.... who cares

Nice one

Realsammie u notice say dat numba 8questn conc abi? Ok wetin be d ansa tel me b4 dis yeye invigilators come.

Xymc...:
***
emn ehm ehem ehmmm emmm, no flirtin on ma thread.

*raise my hand up*
excuss me sir
* drop #20 in his pocket * oya tell me no. 3 answer.

Cabsso: Realsammie u notice say dat numba 8questn conc abi? Ok wetin be d ansa tel me b4 dis yeye invigilators come.

# whisper in his ears#
A nite with your babe or nothing

realsammie:
*raise my hand up*
excuss me sir
* drop #20 in his pocket * oya tell me no. 3 answer.

# whisper in his ears#
A nite with your babe or nothing

yeye invigilators abi. Oya both of you go on ur knees, hands up, close your eyes and stick out your tongue!

larride: smhs.... who cares

*pulls him out of the hall by d ear,few minutes later came back in to phone Larride's father (valiantvaliant)*