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Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:36am On Jan 22, 2008
cry It is with a heavy heart that i bring to u this news that Mr.Turkey havin survived d mad xmas rush to take his life waz last sightd with is girlfrnd(miss Turkey 2000-2009) at d Tinapa resort wer dey wer shot(by 1 of my camera men oh) havin a mellow moment 2geda(see insert foto) and dey havnt both bin seen since!!  cry
  The suspects r d usual ones but i hav cause to bliv new lndrs culd b involved!!!
1)Migines(d guy is obviously dirty)
2)Saucekid(because i dnt lika him)
3)tessybaby(we all remember her role in d missin goat saga)
4)Thuglife(new but equally criminal)
5)tufe(frm facts available to me, he is a cronic chicken thief)
6)ifyalways(?? ?? ?? ??)
Please b informd that dese criminals r on our(nlnd's)mostwantd list bt most important nw is news about d werabts of our dear Mr.Turkey and his pretty meaty!!
Latest sightings fotos of either of them can also b posted
Thank you
                                                             Signed
                                                            GUNPOINT!!!
       angry                                              angry                                                 angry

Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Migines(m): 7:43am On Jan 22, 2008
*smoking cuban ciga on his couch and watching a football match(arsenal v nwanyanwu fc)*
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:50am On Jan 22, 2008
if u get liver, tel us wer d couch dey!!!
angry angry angry
(wats d match scores so far?)
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 7:56am On Jan 22, 2008
u are looking for someone who is going to foot ur hospital bills right?
please no one should touch/beat him, it is a trap, this guy has got epilepsy
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 8:31am On Jan 22, 2008
*ENTERS into the parlour wid fried grizzled turkey, sits beside migie and watch cote'diviore beat nigeria to death* grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 9:32am On Jan 22, 2008
clemcy watch ur mouth
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 10:57am On Jan 22, 2008
Sees the thread and immediately rushes out to Tantalizer to get TUrkey laps

Sweetie, do u want some?
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Jan 22, 2008
i watched my mouth this morn and its serious about sendn u a morning kiss muahhh kiss grin

keeps eating grizzled turkey with sauce hmmmm *tastes great, cnt say no!* grin grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 12:11pm On Jan 22, 2008
with sauce??
na me be that oh. . . . . . . .
*grabs my own turkey laps*
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 1:45pm On Jan 22, 2008
ituen:

Sees the thread and immediately rushes out to Tantalizer to get TUrkey laps

Sweetie, do u want some?

which of the sweeties are u talking to? grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 2:39pm On Jan 22, 2008
nightnurse
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 3:05pm On Jan 22, 2008
i thot as much
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 3:09pm On Jan 22, 2008
ituen own pass ronaldinho
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by CHIROSE1(f): 3:21pm On Jan 22, 2008
tessybaby, looks like you're contesting to be one of the sweeties, goodluck dearie!
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 3:27pm On Jan 22, 2008
tessybabe is the main owner
nightnurse is the contender/snatcher
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tessybaby(f): 4:00pm On Jan 22, 2008
Tell her
she is either new or inconsistent
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 4:24pm On Jan 22, 2008
i know one thing,she is consistent
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 4:35pm On Jan 22, 2008
cry Y ppl Y? cry
Mr.Turkey & his meaty chic hav got equal rites as u!!!
Ppl of nlnd, u can see dese canibals(9ja haters) 4 who dey really r??
But i promise u wif every bone in my bory dat any1 who as evr touch a turkey or evn lookd at 1 lustfully wil pay wit der lives!!! angry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 6:19pm On Jan 22, 2008
sharrrraaaapppppp!!!!!!
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by sharonsto(f): 6:23pm On Jan 22, 2008
hahahahahaha cheesy
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:24pm On Jan 22, 2008
Make me  tongue
 angry  angry  angry
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by tufe(m): 6:35pm On Jan 22, 2008
@gundust,
my frnd, sharrap there. how many times will i tell you that when elders are talking, you shud just listen.

mumu like you. the joke is just as stupid as you are.

abeg jare, make i go chop ify cat wey i catch yesterday grin cool
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 8:44pm On Jan 22, 2008
@Tufe

U? ELDER?

grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by saucekid(m): 8:57pm On Jan 22, 2008
@ ituen
no mind am.na the hair for him down below dey decieve am
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 6:52am On Jan 23, 2008
WERE R YOU TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Life isnt d same tin wifout UUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Plz com back 2 nlnd & i promise u sanctuary!!!
P L Z
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 10:33am On Jan 23, 2008
sicko! lol

tufe elder shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin now dats the joke of za century! grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 1:03pm On Jan 23, 2008
@Saucekid

Maybe those brown hairs im get for im private part wey never turn black dey decieve am well well
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 2:37pm On Jan 23, 2008
i don die grin grin grin
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by gunpoint(m): 7:12am On Jan 24, 2008
clemcykul:

sicko! lol

tufe elder shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin now that is the joke of za century! grin
Clemcykul, we agree mor and mor nwadays, wil u be my vice Gen??
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by Migines(m): 7:23am On Jan 24, 2008
*slaps gunpoint at da back of his head*
u must be very stupid.
@tufe
bc0z we don dey follow u play u nor knw ur mate again abi. So tey u don dey call ur sef elder. Make i hear am 4 ur mouth again.
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by clemcykul(f): 9:03am On Jan 24, 2008
hahahahaha lmao
Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by ituen(m): 10:33am On Jan 24, 2008
Did Tufe call himseld an Elder? angry angry angry angry

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