It is with a heavy heart that i bring to u this news that Mr.Turkey havin survived d mad xmas rush to take his life waz last sightd with is girlfrnd(miss Turkey 2000-2009) at d Tinapa resort wer dey wer shot(by 1 of my camera men oh) havin a mellow moment 2geda(see insert foto) and dey havnt both bin seen since!! 
  The suspects r d usual ones but i hav cause to bliv new lndrs culd b involved!!!
1)Migines(d guy is obviously dirty)
2)Saucekid(because i dnt lika him)
3)tessybaby(we all remember her role in d missin goat saga)
4)Thuglife(new but equally criminal)
5)tufe(frm facts available to me, he is a cronic chicken thief)
6)ifyalways(?? ?? ?? ??)
Please b informd that dese criminals r on our(nlnd's)mostwantd list bt most important nw is news about d werabts of our dear Mr.Turkey and his pretty meaty!!
Latest sightings fotos of either of them can also b posted
Thank you
                                                             Signed
                                                            GUNPOINT!!!
                                                                                                      

*smoking cuban ciga on his couch and watching a football match(arsenal v nwanyanwu fc)*

if u get liver, tel us wer d couch dey!!!

(wats d match scores so far?)

u are looking for someone who is going to foot ur hospital bills right?
please no one should touch/beat him, it is a trap, this guy has got epilepsy

*ENTERS into the parlour wid fried grizzled turkey, sits beside migie and watch cote'diviore beat nigeria to death*

clemcy watch ur mouth

Sees the thread and immediately rushes out to Tantalizer to get TUrkey laps

Sweetie, do u want some?

i watched my mouth this morn and its serious about sendn u a morning kiss muahhh

keeps eating grizzled turkey with sauce hmmmm *tastes great, cnt say no!*

with sauce??
na me be that oh. . . . . . . .
*grabs my own turkey laps*

ituen:

Sees the thread and immediately rushes out to Tantalizer to get TUrkey laps

Sweetie, do u want some?

which of the sweeties are u talking to?

nightnurse

i thot as much

ituen own pass ronaldinho

tessybaby, looks like you're contesting to be one of the sweeties, goodluck dearie!

tessybabe is the main owner
nightnurse is the contender/snatcher

Tell her
she is either new or inconsistent

i know one thing,she is consistent

Y ppl Y?
Mr.Turkey & his meaty chic hav got equal rites as u!!!
Ppl of nlnd, u can see dese canibals(9ja haters) 4 who dey really r??
But i promise u wif every bone in my bory dat any1 who as evr touch a turkey or evn lookd at 1 lustfully wil pay wit der lives!!!

sharrrraaaapppppp!!!!!!

hahahahahaha

Make me  
     

@gundust,
my frnd, sharrap there. how many times will i tell you that when elders are talking, you shud just listen.

mumu like you. the joke is just as stupid as you are.

abeg jare, make i go chop ify cat wey i catch yesterday

@Tufe

U? ELDER?

@ ituen
no mind am.na the hair for him down below dey decieve am

WERE R YOU TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Life isnt d same tin wifout UUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Plz com back 2 nlnd & i promise u sanctuary!!!
P L Z

sicko! lol

tufe elder now dats the joke of za century!

@Saucekid

Maybe those brown hairs im get for im private part wey never turn black dey decieve am well well

i don die

clemcykul:

sicko! lol

tufe elder now that is the joke of za century!

Clemcykul, we agree mor and mor nwadays, wil u be my vice Gen??

*slaps gunpoint at da back of his head*
u must be very stupid.
@tufe
bc0z we don dey follow u play u nor knw ur mate again abi. So tey u don dey call ur sef elder. Make i hear am 4 ur mouth again.

hahahahaha lmao

Did Tufe call himseld an Elder?