There was this guy from PH (not Port Harcourt) who had everything going for him. He was intelligent, had a high CGPA at the end of his university days, found a good job in SPDC (not Shell Oil), but he had an evil habit that cancelled out all the good points - he was gay.

One day his direct boss called him into the office to brief him on some new business deals. The boss' pen fell to the ground, and as he bent to pick it up, the guy feeling Hot, takes on the man behind. The boss shouted and the security guards ran in. They cudgeled him, and he died on the spot.

When he got to the Judgment seat, God was really displeased with him. But He says to the young man, "Your father was a righteous man, and he had prayed for you before he died and came here, that you would not be lost. I will give you another chance. Go back to earth and live a clean life."

Angel Michael was escorting him back to the entrance when his file fell. As he bent to pick it, the guy took on the angel. So God sends him directly to hell.

After a couple of days, Satan picks up the phone and calls God hinting Him of a problem.
Angel Gabriel is sent to go find out what is up. On getting there, they discover everyone from Satan to the least of the condemned is holding their PP's. Then the devil tirades, "Ever since you sent this guy here, no one has had any peace. Each time we bend down to blow the fire, he takes on us. Tell God to please take him from here and find another place for him."

bend down select

ha!

this one don pass bend down select, dis one na bend down make i bang.

the guy is a real born spoilt thing,can u imagine?even devil dey complain abt am.

strictly funny

vichel:

strictly funny

That is his own natural response to men bending down. Cool .

yeah, strictly funny cos another word will just be off ! funny and funny and funny
Cheers

not so funny lol.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

I'd rather say the guy's case is hopeless.