I found this absolutely hilarious:

Hi , as a man I must ask why you have lied to us for all these years . As a child I watched your advertisements with interest as to how at this wonderful time of the month that the female gets to enjoy so many things ,I felt a little jealous. I mean bike riding , rollercoasters, dancing, parachuting, why couldn't I get to enjoy this time of joy and 'blue water' and wings !! Dam my penis!! Then I got a girlfriend, was so happy and couldn't wait for this joyous adventurous time of the month to happen .....you lied !! There was no joy , no extreme sports , no blue water spilling over wings and no rocking soundtrack oh no no no. Instead I had to fight against every male urge I had to resist screaming wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu as my lady changed from the loving , gentle, normal skin coloured lady to the little girl from the exorcist with added venom and extra 360 degree head spin. Thanks for setting me up for a fall bodyform , you crafty bugger

https://www.facebook.com/Bodyform/posts/10151186887359324


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpy75q2DDow

See the article here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/16/bodyform-feminine-hygiene_n_1970565.html

haha! fantastic stuff!

love it! they need all feminine products to be advertised in this manner

men of these days truly believe when a woman takes a p*ss it smells like perfume, and that all of us must look like beyonce.

pronography and euphemisms of a 'happy physiology' has beclouded the minds of these perverts.

its about time they all know what life is really like!

women and their wahala is kinda scary, to be honest

LOL!

Seun: LOL!

Thank you ever abundant. Tears. I cried real tears of happiness all the approach through.

What is the meanings of these articles? I doesnt understood sef. Na wa oo

many people go wash the video 50 times to get the koko of wetin she talk abeg who get the transcript for pidgin

NOTHING SERIOUS here JÃRÈ

"……. But you Richard, have torn down (snaps pencil in half) that veil and exposed this myth.. Thereby exposing every man to a reality we hoped they would never have to face…
You did that Richard, you.. Well done.." *Raises glass*



A nigga is in love yo!!!

"See" voice na?
"See" accent na?
Oh god, the utter poshness and blemishlessness of this woman oozing style and talking so coolly like a royal.... And that classy little fart? Ohhhhhhh! So wuz ha numba??

ABSOLUTELY! POSITIVELY BRILLIANT!!!!!!

Caroline Williams is my new hero!!!

But I see she is still trying to protect the men. She shoulda talked about the main the main naa, that during their periods women ha . . .ah you know what, let's save it for another day.

Twill be too much too soon.

U get mouth. I no fit wast my Mb.

babaearly: many people go wash the video 50 times to get the koko of wetin she talk abeg who get the transcript for pidgin

richarts: What is the meanings of these articles? I doesnt understood sef. Na wa oo

She bin talk say all the tins wey them do show for tv as them dey advertise sanitary pad no be true. When woman dey get dem perioid, they no fit waka from their room to the kitchen sef talk more of fly comot for plane or jump from bridge. . .the sport wey dem they call bungee jumping or swim 100 laps.

She say all that happy happy smile smile wey them show for TV na lie. Some women dey cry bitter tears on top the period wey dey catch them because sometimes the blood wey the comot from dem abunna hot pass hell fire.

The reason why them no like to show that kind thing na because the first time dem try am, some men turn to cry baby bonti, they cry sotey e remain small them mama for put them for back to comfort them. So because them no want a society where women go carry grown men for back, them kukuma change the advert and pretend say period time na fun time for women.

She kon thank Richard, the olofofo man who expose them secret, she say from now na the truth people go begin hear about women and their period.

Shei you get am naa abi anything else remain wey you no understand?

@sisi kill

you sabi. so na wetin she talk be that? hmmm smelly

Quite hilarious. As a child I used to watch the Always tampon advert and couldn't figure out what the heck what they were on about. That ubiquitous blue liquid in a bottle was always there trying to show how absorbent the product is. And a very cheerful and happy lady prancing about with seemingly no cares in the world. It was much later I found out what it was all about and got to know first hand what most women go through during their monthly period ***SIGHS*** Ignorance is bliss I tell you.

Sisi_Kill:

She bin talk say all the tins wey them do show for tv as them dey advertise sanitary pad no be true. When woman dey get dem perioid, they no fit waka from their room to the kitchen sef talk more of fly comot for plane or jump from bridge. . .the sport wey dem they call bungee jumping or swim 100 laps.

She say all that happy happy smile smile wey them show for TV na lie. Some women the cry bitter tears on top the period wey dey catch them because sometimes the blood wey the comot from them abunna hot pass hell fire.

The reason why them no like to show that kind thing na because the first time dem try am, some men turn to cry baby bonti, they cry sotey e remain small them mama for put them for back to comfort them. So because them no want a society where women go carry grown men for back, them kukuma change the advert and pretend say period time na fun time for women.

She kon thank Richard, the olofofo man who expose them secret, she say from now na the truth people go begin hear about women and their period.

Shei you get am naa abi anything else remain wey you no understand?

I no fit watch am for my fone but as u don break am, I wan laugh but I no fit.

Eeyah...! Anyway I thank God, I have the output chord under my belt, no input..

Absolutely boring, even more boring is the fact that this old thread made the frontpage.

It is only when u did not grow up among women that u believe those their adverts....anyway, they are just marketing strategies.

Sisi_Kill:

She bin talk say all the tins wey them do show for tv as them dey advertise sanitary pad no be true. When woman dey get dem perioid, they no fit waka from their room to the kitchen sef talk more of fly comot for plane or jump from bridge. . .the sport wey dem they call bungee jumping or swim 100 laps.

She say all that happy happy smile smile wey them show for TV na lie. Some women the cry bitter tears on top the period wey dey catch them because sometimes the blood wey the comot from them abunna hot pass hell fire.

The reason why them no like to show that kind thing na because the first time dem try am, some men turn to cry baby bonti, they cry sotey e remain small them mama for put them for back to comfort them. So because them no want a society where women go carry grown men for back, them kukuma change the advert and pretend say period time na fun time for women.

She kon thank Richard, the olofofo man who expose them secret, she say from now na the truth people go begin hear about women and their period.

Shei you get am naa abi anything else remain wey you no understand?

Reported Speech nicely done. Good job future CNN Pidgin news reporter.

@ekt_bear
you know the way girls go hate you for this?

Could this be why some women are desperate to have sex, get married, get pregnant?

Is this thread saying that menopause is bliss?

@Sisi_Kill: well done lol. Good translation

chinedumo: Could this be why some women are desperate to have sex, get married, get pregnant?

Is this thread saying that menopause is bliss?

Bros, menopause is supposedly just as bad as periods. Hot flashes and other random crap.

The life of a woman is not easy, it seems

SO Fine Gurls dey Mess

Where is the cougars aren't smokin hot after all for saga?
:DWhere is the cougars aren't smokin hot after all for saga?

richarts: What is the meanings of these articles? I doesnt understood sef. Na wa oo

Hmm me sef I DOESN'T understand too oo

chinedumo: Could this be why some women are desperate to have sex, get married, get pregnant?

Is this thread saying that menopause is bliss?

Absolutely Yes. Caroline said "there's no such thing as a good period". In other words, all women have bad experiences with periods and they can't wait for such an experience to end.

Also, she was trying to tell men that they can't (or they'll find it extremely difficult to) handle or compose themselves when women go through these experiences, hence the reason her company tries to paint a rosy picture of periods.
That's the funny part. . "Exposing men to a reality they hoped we'll never face". . . Absolutely stùpid

Classy all the way. .Hello Richard!

Sisi_Kill:

She bin talk say all the tins wey them do show for tv as them dey advertise sanitary pad no be true. When woman dey get dem perioid, they no fit waka from their room to the kitchen sef talk more of fly comot for plane or jump from bridge. . .the sport wey dem they call bungee jumping or swim 100 laps.

She say all that happy happy smile smile wey them show for TV na lie. Some women dey cry bitter tears on top the period wey dey catch them because sometimes the blood wey the comot from dem abunna hot pass hell fire.

The reason why them no like to show that kind thing na because the first time dem try am, some men turn to cry baby bonti, they cry sotey e remain small them mama for put them for back to comfort them. So because them no want a society where women go carry grown men for back, them kukuma change the advert and pretend say period time na fun time for women.

She kon thank Richard, the olofofo man who expose them secret, she say from now na the truth people go begin hear about women and their period.

Shei you get am naa abi anything else remain wey you no understand?

[size=13pt]Sisi_Kill You KILLED it! Seriously You Suppose Dey Work For Wazobia Or Naija FM. You Broke The English Down Wella! [/size]

Dis wan na bad business for always (pampers). Thanks alot sisi_kill but i still don't get this whole period thing. Can someone please explain better?!

ebamma 3: Lucifer Our Lord

Ode see him mouth like Lucifer O ur Lord. U ought to be ban till u accept Jesus Christ as ur Lord and Saviour.