Please close this thread before you hurt more people. Damn.......!I almost cut off my ears!!!!

How did this song get online sef?

There was a producer that created this beat and should have told her the truth
There was a manager/agent that heard this song early and told her the truth
There was a family member/lover/sugardaddy that heard the song early and told her the truth
Her own church mind should have told her the truth

I'm sure her friend and twitter follower; Mr Vic O was the one who convinced her to go ahead with it...

Btw Whats with VIC.O and Tonto dike? are they Dating or wat? i say this becos They always tell theirselves sweet words on twitter! Thats how the other day he tweeted "just called my darling @Tontolet she has a good heart and a sweet voice"

Now look at this pix below! wetin una think!

HEADLINES: Tonto Dike sh@gged Wizkid thinking that Musical Talent could be Sexually Transmitted....

And in other BREAKING NEWS: Rivers and Ebonyi States fight over Tonto Dike's origin. "She is from your State!", declares Rivers. "No she is't!" Ebonyi replies...

To.to Dike, great Naija babe!

OMG, just Awfull, in any language. And the instruments make my teeth hurt. Tgis is abusive oo!

this girl just sentence music to exile

Mad Cow: MY GAWD.....

I will be needing therapy for this... Even AUTOTUNE couldnt save this track.. DARN!!!


I cant wait to see this thread on the frontpage...

<sub>WARNING: The song you are about to download may cause depression, drowsiness, dellusion and can also make you commit suicide. Please do not play this music if you are driving, operating heavy or potentially dangerous machinery, a nursing mother, have suffered from acute depression lately, have a hearing problem, prone to epilleptic attacks, have a history of high blood pressure or are still alive..

TONTO DIKE can not be held liable for any injuries or death that occurs as a result of listening to this song.. Listeners discretion is strongly advised..

People living in areas affected by flooding are especially advised to stay away from this song as it may lead you to commit suicide by drowning..


THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH, NATURAL DISASTER and COMMUNICATIONS strongly discourages everyone from listening to this song.. LISTENERS ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG!!</sub>

Lmao......

Mad Cow: MY GAWD.....

I will be needing therapy for this... Even AUTOTUNE couldnt save this track.. DARN!!!


I cant wait to see this thread on the frontpage...

<sub>WARNING: The song you are about to download may cause depression, drowsiness, dellusion and can also make you commit suicide. Please do not play this music if you are driving, operating heavy or potentially dangerous machinery, a nursing mother, have suffered from acute depression lately, have a hearing problem, prone to epilleptic attacks, have a history of high blood pressure or are still alive..

TONTO DIKE can not be held liable for any injuries or death that occurs as a result of listening to this song.. Listeners discretion is strongly advised..

People living in areas affected by flooding are especially advised to stay away from this song as it may lead you to commit suicide by drowning..


THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH, NATURAL DISASTER and COMMUNICATIONS strongly discourages everyone from listening to this song.. LISTENERS ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG!!</sub>

JESUS
yo no well,u sit down write all dis,na wah o,my ribs wan break

The song is so bleeped like toto featuring dick A..I cause the person wey put am online make I download.and the yeye person wey post the link. una don make my BB talk back like "excuse me owner I will crash if you play that song again"

Ol boy! I don laugh so tey I won maaaadddd. Abeg, free Tonto Dike.

At least, she's better than shina rambo

Sewing Machine Sound >>>>>>>>>>> Tonto Dikeh's Song.

sheyie2007: She tried! More grease to her 'toto'...

Alum go make sense pass to dat place u mentioned

Seriously, where do we even categorise that 'Get High' of a song??

Here's the younger sister's twitter handle, she's been all ova the place trying to defend the Sister @tushmee

Mad Cow: MY GAWD.....

I will be needing therapy for this... Even AUTOTUNE couldnt save this track.. DARN!!!


I cant wait to see this thread on the frontpage...

<sub>WARNING: The song you are about to download may cause depression, drowsiness, dellusion and can also make you commit suicide. Please do not play this music if you are driving, operating heavy or potentially dangerous machinery, a nursing mother, have suffered from acute depression lately, have a hearing problem, prone to epilleptic attacks, have a history of high blood pressure or are still alive..

TONTO DIKE can not be held liable for any injuries or death that occurs as a result of listening to this song.. Listeners discretion is strongly advised..

People living in areas affected by flooding are especially advised to stay away from this song as it may lead you to commit suicide by drowning..


THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH, NATURAL DISASTER and COMMUNICATIONS strongly discourages everyone from listening to this song.. LISTENERS ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG!!</sub>

oboy u dey vex oo.na so the song bad reach..lmmaaaaoooo

Someone please tweet a link to this thread at her.
Tell her her biggest fans are commenting here...

cheddarking: Someone please tweet a link to this thread at her.
Tell her her biggest fans are commenting here...

Please don't! She might start having suicidal thoughts...I no de there o!

Crap...., Crap....., and more Crap......
Sounded like the clanking of robots.....

lmao @ pictures and replies. She no go try am again

Awww, poor child! Who send am message?

Tonto why naa

But whatz wrong with the song?? why all the hate?

Oh buoy! Seems like everybody don dey follow sing finish remaining me-chaaaaaaaaai*graps my clothes*rushes outside*takes cab to the nearest studio*
Guys watch me out!hahahhahaha

My goodness !!!, the rant about these two tracks is all over the internet. She is most def going to make history today as the most hits, most commented on, and the most criticism ever received by a person on the internet. geeze !! I am just seeing all sorts of animations. Wow !!!!

@ OP, U must be "hayi, Hayi, Hayi" for posting this. I don laugh tire. my boss is giving me weird looks.

Twitter tinz

Must nollywood stars build a career in music as well? Jack of all trade master of none.