Tonto Dike's Music Career has not even Started and Its Over..........Songs U will enjoy beta than her Song......

HoneyWell Noodles Bam bam la la
NTA Theme Song
Cowbell Milk Don Com back again....Oyoyoyoyo
Bread n Butter baskelebe
Sandalili Sandalili
If U are Born I̶̲̥̅̊n January, Stand up com out
Etc

i also heard dat if you are tired of life and you want to die, the best option of suicide is to listen to her song

Wendy80: Tonto Dike's Music Career has not even Started and Its Over..........Songs U will enjoy beta than her Song......

HoneyWell Noodles Bam bam la la
NTA Theme Song
Cowbell Milk Don Com back again....Oyoyoyoyo
Bread n Butter baskelebe
Sandalili Sandalili
If U are Born I̶̲̥̅̊n January, Stand up com out
Etc

don't tell this is true

ARABANKO by Sunny BoBo

Two molues crashing into each other in a fatal accident sounds better than her songs! ((((( Screech )))))
((((( GBOA )))))

Both songs might not be that BAM! but they also sound more better than these :


Bose Redi - Blackface
Relate - Faze
I'm Not Impressed - Kas
and more.

My Opinion!

Anything on Tonto Dike shd be sent 2 joke section pls

Tonto dikeh's song isn't too bad wen u listen 2 it on mute....
So y'all shud stop criticizing...........

yuzedo: Two molues crashing into each other in a fatal accident sounds better than her songs! ((((( Screech )))))
((((( GBOA )))))

Lol, this got me cracking

A collision of Tins and Cans is wayy better.

Also TWO Amateur Trumpeters practicing.

And yeah, if the tails of two cats is stepped on, the corresponding scream sounds wayy better.

Wendy80: Tonto Dike's Music Career has not even Started and Its Over..........Songs U will enjoy beta than her Song......

HoneyWell Noodles Bam bam la la
NTA Theme Song
Cowbell Milk Don Com back again....Oyoyoyoyo
Bread n Butter baskelebe
Sandalili Sandalili
If U are Born I̶̲̥̅̊n January, Stand up com out
Etc

Honestly i couldn't pick her voice out amongst those electronically synthesized tantrums that they call a song.

I had to Google search and download the one called "get high" ... She was definitely high when she sang that one. Did'nt bother checking the other. Thumbs down to all the innovators of her musical career... I need to delete the song ASAP b4 it corrupts my musical album!

For she's a Jolly gud fellow..... For she's a Jolly gud fellow.....

Than to use my 4mb on that song is better i use the money to buy 2 cups of Garri.

Imanuelle: Tonto dikeh's song isn't too bad wen u listen 2 it on mute....
So y'all shud stop criticizing...........

I thought I had it rolling with laughter when I read the Op's write-up until I saw this.


After I read all the criticims about the songs (which I am yet to listen to) I had to call up Tonto Dike and this is what she had to say.


Acidtalk - Hello Tonto, This is Acidtalk.

Tonto - Eh! Acidtalk my man, how you dey?

Acidtalk - Tonto, I am okay oh! How's life?

Tonto - I am okay my brother. I am just having a rest after such a hard work of several months in the studio working on my album.

Acidtalk - Oh that reminds me. Congratulations on your new album.

Tonto - my brother it wasn't easy oh! But I thank God it all paid off well. My manager just told me the songs are bangers in the clubs right now.

Acidtalk - really? That's great.

Tonto - I even have 6 shows coming up this week. 4 burials, 1 remembrance and the last the fund raising of Boko Haram in Maiduguri. So can you see Acidtalk, Haters will always talk while we will keep going places.

Acidtalk - I am so happy for you.

Tonto - That's not all, I will be performing this weekend at Mama B's pepper soup joint in Bar beach.....

Acidtalk - Tonto, I have to go now, I will talk to you later in the day.

Tonto - But Acidtalk.....

(*cuts line*)

I forgot to add, "Nokia Tune" from the Good Old Nokia "33.." series.

WARNING: The song you are about to listen to,
may
cause depression, drowsiness, dellusion and
can
also make you commit suicide. Please do not
play this music if you are driving, operating heavy
or
potentially dangerous machinery
TONTO DIKE can not be held liable for any
injuries or death that occurs as a result of
listening to this song.. Listeners discretion is strongly advised...
ITZOVA n GET HIGH By TONTO DIKE

BOJU BOJU is far more betta than her song (high me in sky don't be shy to high) wat ever the way she sang it. Lol

You guys should not tell me her songs is that bad.

Tales by Moonlight Theme song
LTV theme song
obi shinkolobi
.........Dat music cant even stand on Cool Fm's Play or Stop cos it will damage their transmitting signals

1. The static noise you hear when you put on your TV to NTA in the 90's and there's no signal stands better chance of winning grammy.
2. "Old roger is dead and gone to his grave, huu, hah, gone to his grave"... better x 1000!
3. Hearing people shouting "buy gala and pure-water" in traffic
4. Toilet flushing

ALL BETTER THAN TO.TO's songs!
The song gave me Youth Cancer!

Brand_new: You guys should not tell me her songs is that bad.

Nigeria demands apology from her. The song "get high" is a national embarrassment. She was high and drunk when she recorded it

london bridge is fallin down even get hope>>>>>>>>

.

She go soon feature whiz kid

Odun lo so pin oo baba re re, fiso re showa oo tomo tomo...... Is 1000x better

Khayil: She go soon feature whiz kid

She wan expose Wizzy be that!

Bembe Aladisa's track 'eyin oyinbo ewa funmi ni visa, ilu yi sumi, ewa funmi ni visa...'

Ayan lo n bawon mule,jonbele... Era lo n ba won gba boolu,jonbele...
Kpa kpa...kpa kpa kpa... Kpa kpa kpa kpa... MILO!!!
Meji lepan, okan loko...
They are all better...

acidtalk:


I thought I had it rolling with laughter when I read the Op's write-up until I saw this.


After I read all the criticims about the songs (which I am yet to listen to) I had to call up Tonto Dike and this is what she had to say.


Acidtalk - Hello Tondo, This is Acidtalk.

Tonto - Eh! Acidtalk my man, how you dey?

Acidtalk - Tondo, I am okay oh! How's life?

Tonto - I am okay my brother. I am just leaving a rest after such a had work of several months in the studio.

Acidtalk - Oh that reminds me. Congratulations on your new album.

Tonto - my brother it wasn't easy oh! But I that God it all paid off well. My manager just told be the songs are bangers in the clubs right now.

Acidtalk - really? That's great.

Tonto - I even have six shows coming up this week. 4 burials, remembrance and the last the fund raising of Boko Haram in Maiduguri. So can you Acidtalk, Haters will always talk while we will keep going places.

Acidtalk - I am so happy for you.

Tonto - That's not all, I will be performing this week at Mama B's pepper soup joint in Bar beach.....

Acidtalk - Tonto, I have to go now, I will go you later in the day.

Tonto - But Acidtalk.....

(*cuts line*)

U wasted ur airtime also?

Kai Nlanders, I've never seen a more wicked set of bad fing*red\mouthed people in my life.
LMAO.

I knew I wouldn't listen to the song cos it was already wack before it made way outta the studio.

D Hi song sounded like mallam song,cldnt stop laughing since last nite