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Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 8:02am On Jan 25, 2008
Hey guys, Lets have some fun on the phone section. You got any sms messages you want to share with us ? Why dont you show how good you are in your sms messages. Please Post your sms messages here for us to see and use. All categories of messages are welcome, HUMOUR, LOVE, POLITICS, JOKES, ABUSE, etc. Even funny MMS Images are welcome. One Love
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by hayprof(m): 8:29am On Jan 25, 2008
Can u do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood,

Just a little bit of kissing & biting

Reply me soon!

Urs lovingly,

"MOSQUITO" grin
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by MrInfo1(m): 11:31am On Jan 25, 2008
igbsam:

funny MMS Images

grin

Na u talk am o

Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by DualCore1: 11:34am On Jan 25, 2008
igbsam, u asked for it, now u'll see what info will make outta this.

@Info
i been dey dizzy when u BUZZ, na later i see am
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 11:21pm On Jan 25, 2008
@infobaba
Funny one, make jesus catch you, u go know yourself

@Dcore
Let him make anything of it. Thats why this thread is here. We need funny things up here. Lets lighten up the thread and have some fun. All work and no play makes jack a dummy a.k.a mumu

MATHEMATICS
DO YOU LIKE MATHS ? IF SO ADD A BED SUBTRACT UR CLOTHS DIVIDE YOUR LEGS AND WE CAN MULTIPLY.

(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!

Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own!
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by Lawalmd(m): 7:12pm On Jan 26, 2008
@sam you're one (*?!)bad arse, thats a cool one its about time we start making the phone section more lively instead of the usual free stuffs, yabs btw people and droping mail adds. 1 luv o jare samu
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by DualCore1: 8:11pm On Jan 26, 2008
good one y'all, in ur bid to have fun, try to keep ya butt outta trouble and not to get banned.
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by Dannyboyz(m): 4:14am On Jan 27, 2008
Beware of falling in love with beauty, rotten fruits were once beautiful attractive flowers.
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by DualCore1: 1:04pm On Jan 27, 2008

shocked
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by ievelek: 10:07pm On Jan 27, 2008
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Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 11:43pm On Jan 27, 2008
The 3 wonders of a woman

1)Gives milk without eating grass

2)gets wet without water

3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die.


Remind me

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.


The little thing

1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 12:03am On Jan 28, 2008
Enjoy this MMS Images

Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by lynxnoon(m): 12:13am On Jan 28, 2008
@ igbsam
no tell me say na ur dog u do like dat grin grin grin
e no go 4give u oh grin grin grin grin
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by MrInfo1(m): 12:18am On Jan 28, 2008
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by ifyalways(f): 12:35am On Jan 28, 2008
@info so this is what you left me for ? sad sad

@igbsam nice pics.
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by MrInfo1(m): 1:14am On Jan 28, 2008
ifyalways:

@info so this is what you left me for ? sad sad


Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by hayprof(m): 1:47am On Jan 28, 2008
ifyalways:

@info so this is what you left me for ? sad sad

@igbsam nice pics.

Aha ahahaha ahah shocked
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by DualCore1: 2:28am On Jan 28, 2008
ifyalways:

@info so this is what you left me for ? sad sad

info, will u puleeeeze explain? angry
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by MrInfo1(m): 8:03am On Jan 28, 2008
Dual Core:

explain? angry



@ ifyalways

Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 8:25am On Jan 28, 2008
infobaba:



I beg Info make u explain what ify means, Dont keep us thinking something else, Like Dual_Core. I think he's thinking what am thinking. (Yoishinai Yoikangai, Good Thinking Good whatever)
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by ifyalways(f): 6:08pm On Jan 28, 2008
hehe.
@info kiss
@dual core lipsrsealed
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by MrInfo1(m): 7:21pm On Jan 28, 2008
@ ifyalways



@ dual core

Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 12:35am On Jan 29, 2008
infobaba:

@ ifyalways



@ dual core



Mate, this graphics dey bad oooo, this na brutality.
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by D1one: 10:02am On Feb 05, 2008
guys

can we download this stuffs

How & where can we get that

i love them grin

tahnks
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by D1one: 10:19am On Feb 05, 2008
ok
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by D1one: 1:15pm On Feb 05, 2008
ok o
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by D1one: 1:23pm On Feb 05, 2008
k
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 9:03am On Feb 19, 2008
1 nite a man was sitting on his bed with a sober look in his eyes looking through his marriage certificate. His wife saw him and asked, wats d matter, he lifted his eyes and said, "I am looking for the Expiry Date"
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 9:40am On Feb 19, 2008
23 useless parts on a mans body.
20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &1 rooster that cant "crow".
dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE




SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday, gd for u.



Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng.
SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?



Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?
A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by igbsam(m): 9:51am On Feb 19, 2008
A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!


if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u!


1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'


A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy rooster!
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by hayprof(m): 1:41pm On Feb 19, 2008
:Long thing:
Re: Share Your Sms & Mms Messages Here. All Kinds by sect(m): 2:10pm On Feb 19, 2008
Dualcore u be die hard ooo. on top all that bashin u stil no wan die

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