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My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 6:23pm On Oct 23, 2012
Yesterday at work a white co-worker lady and I had this conversation. I shame for the babe sotay I almost bite finger. But as a Sharp man, me sef use sense cover her stupidity.

Girl: so tell me where are you from
Me: why don't you take a guess
Girl: emmmm....I heard someone say that you were from Nigeria.
Me: yes I'm from Nigeria.

After a few seconds pause,

Girl: Where is Nigeria? Is it in Brazil?
Me: (with a shocked look on my face) nope! It is far away from Brazil. It is in another continent.
Girl: oh ok. Then it should be in South Africa. Am I right?
Me: (shocked beyond comprehension) nope! South Africa is not a continent, it is a country.
Girl: really? Ok where is Nigeria then.
Me: it is in Africa. Africa is the continent.
Girl: (using laugh to cover up her ignorance) I didn't know that. Did you learn English here?
Me: nope. We speak English in my country.
Girl: really? I didn't know they spoke English in Africa.
Me: a lot of countries in Africa do.
Girl: the last time I did anything about geography was in 5th grade and I have forgotten everything about it.
Me: yeah. You American need to travel out to other places.
Girl: yes but I guess that what our poor educational system does to us. They don't teach anything I schools these days. All we wanna do is do drugs and party.


Oh boy, I shame for the babe o. As she old reach, she nor get anything for her head. Na only to dey talk about her boyfriend fvcking her, partying and pressing iPhone.
Na wa o sad sad

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Tedpgrass: 6:29pm On Oct 23, 2012
He he he!!

That's what happens when TV is censored n filled with one-sided views or arguments...as commonly seen in the States.

I find out of a superiority complex, some people don't look beyond their noses or nostrils more like it!!!!!
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 6:32pm On Oct 23, 2012
Tedpgrass:
He he he!!

That's what happens when TV is censored n filled with one-sided views or arguments...as commonly seen in the States.

I find out of a superiority complex, some people don't look beyond their noses or nostrils more like it!!!!!

But if it to talk about Kim Kardashian, Lindsey Lohan and Jersey Shore, they are experts. Smh.

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Mynd44: 6:32pm On Oct 23, 2012
If this was real, you should have slapped her.
Just kidding
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 6:35pm On Oct 23, 2012
men her IQ must be 180 undecided
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 6:36pm On Oct 23, 2012
Mynd_44: If this was real, you should have slapped her.
Just kidding

Very real. Happened just yesterday evening. It is unbelievable isn't it? The thing still dey shock me.
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by sunnshyn(f): 6:38pm On Oct 23, 2012
@least for a change the radar's shifted from Nigerian girls..

Nigeria in Brazil?? Epic!!

We smart people, Nigerian women I mean!!

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Mynd44: 6:39pm On Oct 23, 2012
pDude:

Very real. Happened just yesterday evening. It is unbelievable isn't it? The thing still dey shock me.
Actually, I believe it. I some Americans can be really silly and ignorant just like how some Nigerians are ignorant

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 6:42pm On Oct 23, 2012
sunnshyn: @least for a change the radar's shifted from Nigerian girls..

Nigeria is Brazil?? Epic!!

We smart people, Nigerian women I mean!!

My sister, Nigerian girls are intelligent o! Compared to these girls here

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Mynd44: 6:44pm On Oct 23, 2012
pDude:

My sister, Nigerian girls are intelligent o! Compared to these girls here
I don't know why you are suprised. Ignorance knows no nationality

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by vivianc(f): 6:53pm On Oct 23, 2012
grin grin grin

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by jhydebaba(m): 6:57pm On Oct 23, 2012
So because she is American she is supposed to know everything See black man mentality oh.

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by onila(f): 6:58pm On Oct 23, 2012
grin
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by ikekings(m): 7:01pm On Oct 23, 2012
Daft of the highest order... grin grin grin... Lmao @then it should be in south africa.. Am I right? grin grin grin..
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 7:01pm On Oct 23, 2012
jhydebaba: So because she is American she is supposed to know everything See black man mentality oh.

Nope. It's because there are some things which are called 'basic knowledge' or 'general knowledge' which everyone that has some education should have. World geography is one. My thick 'African' accent should have been evidence enough.

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 7:03pm On Oct 23, 2012
it's not an American issue. (un)educated people are everywhere! wink

I have met an American guy who believed Hitler was still alive in 2010 grin

But I have met ignorant people from many different countries, too.

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 7:03pm On Oct 23, 2012
pDude:

Nope. It's because there are some things which are called 'basic knowledge' or 'general knowledge' which everyone that has some education should have. World geography is one. My thick 'African' accent should have been evidence enough.


true. but not everyone is well educated and sometimes it's not even their fault.
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Mynd44: 7:05pm On Oct 23, 2012
carefreewannabe: it's not an American issue. (un)educated people are everywhere! wink

I have met an American guy who believed Hitler was still alive in 2010 grin

But I have met ignorant people from many different countries, too.
Very true
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 7:06pm On Oct 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
Very true

oh happy day smiley mynd agrees with one of my posts. smiley
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 7:08pm On Oct 23, 2012
carefreewannabe: it's not an American issue. (un)educated people are everywhere! wink

I have met an American guy who believed Hitler was still alive in 2010 grin

But I have met ignorant people from many different countries, too.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jisos!
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Mynd44: 7:10pm On Oct 23, 2012
carefreewannabe:

oh happy day smiley mynd agrees with one of my posts. smiley
Grab some wine and lets make a toast
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 7:11pm On Oct 23, 2012
pDude:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jisos!


lol smiley smiley smiley
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 8:05pm On Oct 23, 2012
undecided
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 8:17pm On Oct 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
Grab some wine and lets make a toast

Cheers! wink
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Mynd44: 8:25pm On Oct 23, 2012
carefreewannabe:

Cheers! wink
Lol
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 8:56pm On Oct 23, 2012
@OP

If you replace the "American" in the title of your thread with any other nationality, the validity of your assertion will still be the same because every nation has its share of ignoramuses.

In this past summer, I worked---as an intern at JPL---with extremely gifted folks and I could have also asserted that some Americans are extremely intelligent. You need to change your environment. Working with ignorant folks is nothing to brag about.

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Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 9:00pm On Oct 23, 2012
[size=15pt]Seems Like all of Nairaland is Taking shots at American Women this Week!! grin grin grin

Hold on, let me make this font extra large, so shortiis who follow my comments can read it Clearly! [/size] grin grin grin
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 9:01pm On Oct 23, 2012
that girl must be crazy as hell in bed undecided
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by DexxyAlebs(m): 9:07pm On Oct 23, 2012
Mynd_44:
I don't know why you are suprised. Ignorance knows no nationality
funny o
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Mynd44: 9:17pm On Oct 23, 2012
DexxyAlebs: funny o
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by fairygeh(f): 9:17pm On Oct 23, 2012
Lol,dis is so damn funny
Re: My Conversation With An American Lady by Nobody: 9:46pm On Oct 23, 2012
omo_to_dun: @OP

If you replace the "American" in the title of your thread with any other nationality, the validity of your assertion will still be the same because every nation has its share of ignoramuses.

In this past summer, I worked---as an intern at JPL---with extremely gifted folks and I could have also asserted that some Americans are extremely intelligent. You need to change your enovironment. Working with ignorant folks is nothing to brag about.


You are a product of a faulty educational system.

Where did I brag about anything in my post undecided
Or is inferiority complex affecting you? cheesy

Did I say ALL Americans are ignorant? Please roll over.

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