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Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 8:49am On Oct 24, 2012 |
HERE ARE THE BILLS OWED BY MEMBERS OF THE JOKES SECTION . PAY UP OR BE DISCONNECTED . Bin gbagbo = 55,000,000 naira . . . . . . Buminoguns = 86,000,000 naira . . . . . . Seun . . . . . Na police we go use come arrest you cause your bill don turn to infinity . . . . . . Booqee . . . . . . 5,000 (but you can settle in kind , your two booobies can clear your debt if only you allow me . . . . ) lagusta = you will be disconnected permanently cause we all know you cant afford the bills . . . . Mugulo or mogulo . . . . 41,000,000 . Prettyebony 12,000 (you can also pay in kind ) switcgirl = 9,000 (you can also pay in kind too ) . Larride = 222,000,000 (we don send firing squad to get you down thief ole) vicky = 60,000 (proper nyashing can clear your debt) . Vivly = 105,000 (one night round with suto will solve your bill problem) . Dani1luv = 150,000,000 (i can see ekeroyal with scissors ready to cut your wire , pay up you sabi say u be mod). Ben 10 =385,000,000 (infact make i no waste my time, if you like dey for mars when you return the bill is there for you ) Ajibel 74,000,000 (na yaba left strait if you won come pay your bill ) etc . Notice all madmen that will come to the station to pay their bills will be sent to yaba left . Thanks . |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by BIGVAJINA(f): 8:58am On Oct 24, 2012 |
where is my name? |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 9:33am On Oct 24, 2012 |
Bigvargina = 95,000 (you can pay in kind but am afraid i might get lost in your bigvargina) promise me say i no go fall in ? |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by larride(m): 3:45pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Homar: HERE ARE THE BILLS OWED BY MEMBERS OF THE JOKES SECTION . PAY UP OR BE DISCONNECTED . Bin gbagbo = 55,000,000 naira . . . . . . Buminoguns = 86,000,000 naira . . . . . . Seun . . . . . Na police we go use come arrest you cause your bill don turn to infinity . . . . . . Booqee . . . . . . 5,000 (but you can settle in kind , your two booobies can clear your debt if only you allow me . . . . ) lagusta = you will be disconnected permanently cause we all know you cant afford the bills . . . . Mugulo or mogulo . . . . 41,000,000 . Prettyebony 12,000 (you can also pay in kind ) switcgirl = 9,000 (you can also pay in kind too ) . Larride = 222,000,000 (we don send firing squad to get you down thief ole) vicky = 60,000 (proper nyashing can clear your debt) etc . Notice all madmen that will come to the station to pay their bills will be sent to yaba left . Thanks . Haba, na me wan pay the bill of everyone ni. smhs |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 3:53pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
larride:when you dey evade the bills you no sabi them go pill up for you abeg pay am sharp sharp i can already see suto with ladder and kitchen knife ready to disconnect your line . |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by larride(m): 4:08pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Make him disconnect ham shaparly |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 4:17pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
larride: Make him disconnect ham shaparlysutooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this larride wire don shock am into coma . abi when i give them money to hire qualified fools to do the work them pocket the money and decide to do the work themselves . ( taking suto into the ambulance ) abeg make we leave this projaners wire befor it kills one of my NJPC members . Moving over the the next line (bins line) |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Nobody: 4:20pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Wey my share,as da accountant |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by larride(m): 4:30pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Homar: sutooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this larride wire don shock am into coma . abi when i give them money to hire qualified fools to do the work them pocket the money and decide to do the work themselves . ( taking suto into the ambulance ) abeg make we leave this projaners wire befor it kills one of my NJPC members . Moving over the the next line (bins line) The Fear of Larride and PROJAN is the beginning of WISDOM |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 6:59pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
larride:i knew you were gonna say something like that hegoat . |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 7:00pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
bolukaz: Wey my share,as da accountanti will pay 40,000,000 in your account ( the money gotten from bribery ) when they pay up you will be given more 1 Like |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Nobody: 7:09pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Homar: i will pay 40,000,000 in your account ( the money gotten from bribery ) when they pay up you will be given more....I trust ya,hope those onigbese don pay sha....or else.... |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Xymc1(m): 7:13pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
na how much be my bill sef? |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Nobody: 7:39pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Xymc...:as da accountant,make I grant you subsidy,so you go pay............190,000 |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 10:38pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
bolukaz: as da accountant,make I grant you subsidy,so you go pay............190,000 |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 10:38pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
bolukaz: as da accountant,make I grant you subsidy,so you go pay............190,000you don hear am now pay up sharp sharp before him increase am . |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by ekeroyal(m): 10:25pm On Nov 09, 2012 |
Homar: HERE ARE THE BILLS OWED BY MEMBERS OF THE JOKES SECTION . PAY UP OR BE DISCONNECTED . Bin gbagbo = 55,000,000 naira . . . . . . Buminoguns = 86,000,000 naira . . . . . . Seun . . . . . Na police we go use come arrest you cause your bill don turn to infinity . . . . . . Booqee . . . . . . 5,000 (but you can settle in kind , your two booobies can clear your debt if only you allow me . . . . ) lagusta = you will be disconnected permanently cause we all know you cant afford the bills . . . . Mugulo or mogulo . . . . 41,000,000 . Prettyebony 12,000 (you can also pay in kind ) switcgirl = 9,000 (you can also pay in kind too ) . Larride = 222,000,000 (we don send firing squad to get you down thief ole) vicky = 60,000 (proper nyashing can clear your debt) . Vivly = 105,000 (one night round with suto will solve your bill problem) . Dani1luv = 150,000,000 (i can see |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Xymc1(m): 9:53am On Nov 10, 2012 |
bolukaz: as da accountant,make I grant you subsidy,so you go pay............190,000hehehehe bros bros,we cn settle dis na... Homar: you don hear am now pay up sharp sharp before him increase am .Tahh!!! U tink say me na ATM machine... Abeg go cut ur lyt sef,i go buy urine generator 1 Like |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by RexioKlasik(m): 3:01pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
U no go chop ma own...na Solar me de use:p |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 8:25am On Nov 11, 2012 |
RexioKlasik: U no go chop ma own...na Solar me de use:pdresses up like a ninja at night and destroy his solar panel *make i see weather him no go pay the bills* |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Ruqaya(f): 5:43pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by ekeroyal(m): 8:56pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
Sorry Homar, please how old are you? No offence intended. |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Nobody: 9:53pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
ee go even be for one interesting and juicy section sef. So na for dis wack and dry yokes section, pesin come dey owe money?? Tufiakpa! I reject bad thing in my life..mtcheww. Next yoke pls?! ekeroyal: Sorry Homar, please how old are you? No offence intended.contrary to ur post, you actually intended to offence...am right shey?? |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 6:21am On Nov 20, 2012 |
ekeroyal: Sorry Homar, please how old are you? No offence intended.300 years . |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by RexioKlasik(m): 6:56am On Nov 20, 2012 |
Homar: dresses up like a ninja at night and destroy his solar panel *make i see weather him no go pay the bills* Hehehehehehehe! Ah go kii peson 4 hiaa ooo....anyway thank God sae ah get backup panel enuf and 2 spare therefore: No weapon fashioned against ma free electricity and ma solar panel shall prosper |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by RexioKlasik(m): 6:58am On Nov 20, 2012 |
I bilif...300 is 2 small sef...try multiplying it by anoda 300 |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 12:31pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
RexioKlasik:visit juju to make sure say him solar panel must not work . Make i see weather him no go pay him bills now . |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by larride(m): 2:08pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Sharrap homar |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by RexioKlasik(m): 2:17pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
Homar: visit juju to make sure say him solar panel must not work . Make i see weather him no go pay him bills now .see dis guy...u no kno sae i be baba pikin?? |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 4:34pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
larride: Sharrap homarwetin concern this projan for this matter self will you pay up your bill and shut your stewpid mouth . |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by larride(m): 3:13pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
No light no money. Eddiot mad man |
Re: Power Holding Company Of Nairaland {BILLS} Elite Members by Homar(m): 7:08pm On Nov 21, 2012 |
Correction no money no light |
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