THE MAN "JESUS"

IN MATHEMATICS: HE is d one who proved dat 1 + 1 = 1 by marriage.

IN ENGLISH: HE obtained d highest degree by teaching parables.

IN CHEMISTRY: HE turned water to wine without any chemical reaction.

IN BIOLOGY: HE was born without d normal method of reproduction.

IN PHYSICS: HE disproved d law of of gravity wen he walk on d sea.

COMMERCE: HE disproved d law of diminishing return by feeding five thousand pple wit 2 fishes and five loaves of bread.

IN AGRICULTURE: HE changed fishers of fish into fishers of men.

IN HISTORY: HE ascended into heavens without any aircraft or parachute.

IN GOVERNMENT: HE said he is dmighty councillor.

IN RELIGION: HE said he shall b called prince of peace and dat no one cometh to GOD except through HIIM.

His name is "JESUS".....