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Bouncing Baby Boy by Chokolee(m): 7:46am On Oct 29, 2012
An ignorant man got married to a nice beautiful
young lady and God been so good he managed to
get the lady impregnated.
He took her to the hospital for delivery. Soon
enough the doctor came by and told him Doctor: mr. Akpors, your wife has given birth to a
bouncing baby boy Mr Akpors: oh sure, ok doctor can i see them. Doctor: oh yes u can Mr. Akpors went inside and took
the baby in his
arms and in that instance threw the baby very high to
land on the floor. Doctor: ah!!!!!!! what is wrong wit U, what have U
done, are U crazy, are U mad, is something wrong
with U? Mr Akpors: ah doctor i only wanted to know how many
times he can bounce..
Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by mormoni(m): 7:49am On Oct 29, 2012
Pls go back to primary school
Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by Chokolee(m): 7:55am On Oct 29, 2012
mormoni: Pls go back to primary school
'K sir..'
Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by mormoni(m): 7:58am On Oct 29, 2012
on point
Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by Chokolee(m): 8:06am On Oct 29, 2012
Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by princysharma90(f): 9:34am On Oct 29, 2012
OMG....its very scary...
Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by noskyboy(m): 9:55am On Oct 29, 2012
is this the joke section, or the mentally unstabled section?

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Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by tinalog: 10:16am On Oct 29, 2012
I would like to add some more jokes as below,
1. The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

2. A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

3. Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!

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Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by Chokolee(m): 5:15pm On Oct 29, 2012
noskyboy: is this the joke section, or the mentally unstabled section?
^^ask ur self plz!Dis is politics section..cant u READ!
Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by Abbey2sam(m): 1:29pm On Oct 30, 2012
useless joke@mumu.com
Re: Bouncing Baby Boy by Chokolee(m): 3:45pm On Oct 30, 2012
Abbey2sam: useless joke@mumu.com
^^Dont smoke before u comment next time!! How is dis joke useless?? Mtwiieeiieeewiey

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